#youwishyouwereme

[norrizzandpia]

We’ve seen rabid lado’s girlfriend but what about rabid Lando about his girlfriend

Hi hello welcome back to the universe of feral!reader

Y/n’s Biggest Fangirl (Lando’s Biggest Fangirl Part 3) (LN4)

Summary: A look into the times when Lando was feral for his own girlfriend.

Warnings: suggestive comments, language, the drivers being scared and nervous for the sanity of lando and y/n, Alex says “kms” once and its very loosely used plz don’t do anything like that ever ty

Note: Here are the links to the other parts! Part 1 Part 2 also there is no face claim for this its just blonde, faceless women but you can imagine anyone <3

landonorris if i speak….

Comments:

y/nnn oh! so j to fill everyone in, i sent this to him (one of my friends took it on a girls night) he responded back with some very… um… not safe for work messages

- Mclarensgirly leak them.

- landonorris she leaks them and my entire career is ruined fr

- f1fan2024 y/n. leak. them.

- y/nnn guys. yall know how crazed i am but even i wont leak these texts.

- Mclarensgirly 😟

- f1fan2024 🤨📸

oscarpiastri you are aware this is your MAIN insta account right?

- landonorris yes.

mclaren calling the psych ward brb

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landonorris who wants to guess where i wish my hand was

Comments:

oscarpiastri THIS IS YOUR MAIN FUCKING INSTA ACCOUNT

danielricciardo mate…

maxverstappen man wtf im just trying to enjoy my winter break

- f1fan34 MAX 😭

y/nnn lando i sent this picture to you out of kindness….

- landonorris and you think I’d do what with it??? Keep it in my camera roll??

y/b/f_username there’s something off balance in your brain but im happy you know how hot your girlfriend is 🔫

- landonorris SMOKIN. DROP DEAD. MOUTH WATERING. DELICIOUS. EXQUISITE. GODDESS. BEAUTIFUL. STUNNING. GORGEOUS. GOURMET.

- y/nnn why am i a meal

- landonorris cause i wanna eat you up

- alexalbon this interaction has made me want to rip my skin off #vomiting 🙁

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landonorris mommy

Comments:

alexalbon #kms

- oscarpiastri #😟

- danielricciardo #maininstaaccount

- landonorris #mygfishot

y/nnn alr babe that’s enough screen time for you today

- landonorris no <3

mclaren can we live?

Mclarensgirly uh…..

- op81andln4 ok but like… i want him to call me mommy

- Mclarensgirly that’s weird (I’d kill for him to call me mommy)

- oscarpiastri see what you’ve done landonorris?

- landonorris I don’t see a problem.

- maxverstappen GET THIS MAN TO THE ER JESUS CHRIST

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landonorris prettier than the Trevi Fountain 🫶🏻

Comments:

y/nnn i got the notification he posted, got terrified, then opened it and my heart warmed ☺️

- Mclarensgirly HER INSTA NOTIFS ARE ON FOR HIM 🤭

- landonorris so are mine for her tf

mclaren this works

- landonorris I’ll be back at it again soon dw

- oscarpiastri i will never get a chance to experience what true peace feels like.

F1fan2024 get you a man who will call you mommy and prettier than the trevi fountain on separate occasions in the span of a week

alexalbon i like this one!

- landonorris that’s my gf back off bitch.

- alexalbon damn.

y/nnn dw guys i just sent him another pic of me getting ready to go out with the girls

- landonorris BARK BARK

- danielricciardo #whereisthenearestbombshelter

- maxverstappen #itsover

- oscarpiastri #landomakesmescared

- landonorris #youwishyouwereme❤️

[2fiorello]

are U fucking kidding me……… Her… my weedsmoking girlfriend(WIFE),,,,, jesus christ almighty high up in heaven i can feel you smiling down upon me today . Blessed Be amen sister

@blood-monkey lowkey got me speaking to god… i’ve been a lifelong atheist/agnostic but i cannot escape the religious imagery thinking about her man. i am the luckiest fuckin dyke out there im convinced i share my bed with an angel every night. that also smokes mad weed and plays mad jazz (hottest girl ever alert sorry i bagged her first) (#sorrynotsorry) (#dykesstaywinning) (#youwishyouwereme)

[totallyseiso]

and y'all don't even have one frog hanging onto your walls 😏

#youwishyouwereme

[heligoats]

reached out to a bunch of emdr therapists in my area #slay #mentalhealthmoment #healing #gettingbetter #selfimprovement #startedfromthebottomnowwerehere #everythingscominguproses #winning #youwishyouwereme

[mimzbear]

taking my daily multi at night

#savage #hatergonnahate #yolo #youwishyouwereme

[thesetwinstravels-blog]

I got sunglasses tho haha!😢😂!!#ibroughtsunglass#beachlife#reallife#loveyourself#youaintgotnothingonme#youwishyouwereme#life#beach#sunset https://www.instagram.com/p/BviG9JLFLrh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wqkzy52rpscm

[smile-your-ass-off]

Happy Halloween y’all! I just started my position as the pastry chef at the @skirvinhiltonok and I got to make the desserts for the employee Halloween party! We had dirt n worms and spooky sugar cookies! Peep the tombstones I made for my head chef @aaronmiles3 and the sous chefs Dominick and Dan 🎃 🦇 🎃 🦇 🎃 #thechelseacollective #sugarcookies #pastrychef #dirtandworms #pumpkin #eyeball #gummyworms #rip #ghosts #youwishyouwereme #pastrychefswag #oklahomacity #oklahoma #oklahomacitychefs #okc #halloween #spooky #yum #chickfila #eatmorchikn #moo #costume (at The Skirvin Hilton) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfE5aPAor2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lhu1n6iqujgi

[simplecountryboi]

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[cesarettidaspoleto]

Dettagli.. di classe #spoleto #spoletium #umbria #italy #beauty #culture #travel #travelphotography #angel #photography #art #wall #centrostorico #goodmorning #youwishyouwereme @comunedispoleto (at Piazza del Mercato, Spoleto Umbria) https://www.instagram.com/p/COhbxaiM5RG/?igshid=1otazs8z42ouy

[iamdustinwilkes]

Just about every morning I visit the Dunkin’ Donuts across the street from our house. The moment I finish my transaction and the receipt prints out. I ball it up and there’s a trashcan about 10 feet to my right. That’s when I do my best NBA free-throw and this morning nothing but net y’all.... nothing but net! oh yeah! 👍 #iamdustinwilkesoninstagram #Actor #Singer #Songwriter #CoolAFDad #HappyAFHusband #WilkesFamilyTales #GoodTimes #ViralPost #OutlawCountrySinger #Man #YouWishYouWereMe #ilovemywife❤️ #AmericanEntertainer #USMCVeteran (at Woodstock, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKlooX8DSy4/?igshid=26ps2jjalvv3

[uberwench]

Why yes, this IS the third morning in a row I've eaten homemade pumpkin pie for breakfast. Because why not? . . . #adulting #allfoodhasnutrients #pie #moosewoodcookbook #nofaultpumpkinpie #hasnosugar #useshoneyinstead #youwishyouwereme (at Halifax, Nova Scotia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHP7IB0HvYS/?igshid=1848f6p8k3l2i

[craigmcunha68]

Hilarious.... #partyanimal #takenoprisoners #ipartyharderthanyoudo #youwishyouwereme #tomorrowisanotherday #getupside #doiworktomorrow https://www.instagram.com/p/B0PPqVMgWPB/?igshid=1gghfbeo9a3aw

[fashionedmagazine-blog]

A bright side to every situation! • • • #ha #chanel #bag #bags #myfavoritebag #letssleep #mychanel #youwishyouwereme #fashionedmagazine #fashioned #fashionedmag https://www.instagram.com/p/Byq-SalF-2f/?igshid=1xi543te1w89a

[neckmeat724]

#dinnerisserved #whorelando #adultingishard #youwishyouwereme 🤣🤣🤣 (at Omni Villas at ChampionsGate) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByblGotFH0c/?igshid=1xebdp7is3xvq

[karamickey]

We can never be duplicated! 🐝🐝 #melaninpoppin #youwishyouwereme https://www.instagram.com/p/BwatJSihe0oac8TR9HZfC0539-OIFoGJ4H19iQ0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13jfz0qw77ax8

[contagiouslyme]

That New New 🔥🙌🏽💎 Finally! @infamous225 just dropped that 🔥💣 Go check it out. Promise you won't be disappointed! #Projects #hood #music #OFFICIAL #CDG #CDGOD #batonrouge #hiphop #rap #FAMILY #YKWIHF #music #batonrouge #TheComeUp #SoundCloud #InFamousThierry #DoItFaMyDog #FlyHighRyan #Support #Grammys #SupportYours #RIPAaliyah #fashion #style #ootd #motd #naturalhair #aunaturale #givingyouface #givingyoulife #youwishyouwereme