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[aeripq]

𝟓𝐖𝐈𝐑𝐋 + 𝐂𝐘𝐍𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐒 — (𝐒𝐅𝐖)

ft. xiao, venti, aether, kazuha, heizou, cyno

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 — wants someone understanding. he wants someone that'll hold him when he cries, and who'll listen to his problems and help him work through them, rather than just shy them away. he'd prefer someone that isn't unbearably lacking in self-confidence, and that has enough self-esteem to keep them afloat in life. he'd like someone that can rely on him as well, that'll be willing to open up first, and that'll be patient and understand that it might take him a while to do the same.

𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈 — wants someone exciting. someone who always has a good new story, and that'll laugh with him, sing with him, and fool around. he'd love someone bold and cheerful; someone with a smile and someone who can always make him smile. after years of hiding, he wants someone who can make him feel comfortable being himself, and that'd take care of him while he's drunk. ;)

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 — wants someone patient. his partner needs to understand that he has many duties to attend to and that he can't be focused on you 100% of the time. it sounds heartless, sure, but think about it. he's trying to find his sister, maintain his status and friendships, travel, and explore, all while still being an adventurer and knight of favonius. he needs someone that'll help him find his sister, and that'll be willing to help him out with tasks and other things because sometimes he just can't carry that burden alone.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 — wants someone deep. he wants a partner understanding of nature and of the world, and that has an appreciation for adventure and the arts. he wants someone that he can share his deepest feelings with, and that is kind and sweet. he doesn't want a loud, obnoxious partner, but rather a soft-spoken, quiet, simple one. he wants someone he can smother in love and that can smother him in return. he needs someone that's in it for the long run, and that'll be willing to travel with him.

𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐙𝐎𝐔 — wants someone smart. someone extremely logical and intelligent will most certainly catch his eye. he wants someone sturdy and quite bold, and who's not afraid to stand out from the crowd. a fellow detective would be an amazing partner for him, and he'd also love someone competitive and funny.

𝐂𝐘𝐍𝐎 — wants someone loving. he wants someone that'll love him, and that'll understand his feelings. someone who won't lash out, who doesn't look for conflict, and is very vocal and physical in their affection would be a dream for him. he wants someone kind, sweet, and funny, too. someone to cheer him up on his bad days and make him smile when he cries. he also wants someone he can take care of too, because it makes him feel special when he knows he can make you feel special. <3

notes ;; first genshin post!! im trying to get back into the fandom since i've started playing again and all, and i feel so sad remembering my old days as a well-known genshin writer :') (you might remember me as yumpty-dumpty, yeluki, or kuki-bar!)

© 𝐚𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐪 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 — 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧.

[cynicalmusings]

heyy!! so idk if you remember me or not, but this is yumpty-dumpy/yeluki/kuki-bar.(abbie :D) so I know I kinda just like… died and whatever,,, but I’m back so hii >:DD

my genshinblr days are far gone due to every single one of my posts flopping n shit,, but I was thinking about writing a few things here and there on my new blog where I’m pretty much always active;; which is @aeripq :D

again idk if you remember me but we used to gush over cyno together all the time back when people actually knew who I was lol 💀

and while you’ve kinda claimed him already I’d love to gush over him agian sometime 😍🥰💕😝🥺😘😍🥰🤪🤚

anyways ily/p byee <33 !!

mwah

ABBIE! HELLO!

i literally grinned when i saw this ask in my inbox holy fuck

(and for the record i have definitely not forgotten you and would love the chance to gush about cyno with you again!)

speaking of which have you SEEN his official design because it is perfection

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where they love to kiss ♡ ft. 4NEMO

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characters included: venti, aether, kazuha, and xiao ♡

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who wants a part two but with DCKZ (kaeya, diluc, childe, and zhongli)?

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VENTI ♡ -

venti loves to kiss your shoulder.

he loves waking up next to you, reaching his cute little face over to press one or two tender kisses to your shoulder.

"morning love," the anemo archon spoke softly, hand reaching out to stroke your disheveled hair. scooting a bit closer, his lyre-playing fingers tracing sweet little hearts onto your arm, humming quietly as his glowing aqua eyes studied yours carefully. sitting up onto his elbow, venti's small arm found its way around your waist, slightly pulling you closer. his chapped lips connected with your shoulder, pecking the soft skin every so often. mornings like this were not rare, but the first day of the windblume festival was a beautiful one, with the winds breezing through the air, carrying flower petals all throughout mondstadt. beginning your day like this was perfect, but even more perfect here in the comforting arms of your cocky lover. ♡

AETHER ♡ -

aether loves to press gentle pecks to your forehead

he isn't home and with you a lot, so he cherishes every minute and kiss he shares with you. forehead kisses are quick, but to him at least, mean just as much as a kiss shared upon the lips.

the blonde traveler passed you quickly, being pulled along by a newly met vision holder. you never could tell who it was, but it seemed as if it was every day that aether met a vision bearer. you didn't have a problem with it, it was just odd. his divine head turned toward you, flashing a quick and sheepish smile, telling you he was sorry. later that night, you were just about to climb into bed when you heard the door creak open. peering over curiously, you were met with the loving gaze of your lover. he slowly walked over to you, snaking his arms gently around your waist, making your cheeks heat up. he pulled you against his chest, soon after moving back to press sweet and tender kisses onto your forehead, murmuring various "i love you"s or "i'm so happy to have you"s here and there, and you took in every one, placing it in your memory forever.

KAZUHA ♡ -

kazuha loves to kiss your neck

not even in a sexual way, he just loves nuzzling his face in there while pressing reassuring and gentle kisses to your soft neck.

giggling, you flopped onto the bed, with kazuha's hair-covered head buried into your neck, pressing playful kisses to the soft flesh. his arms snaked around your waist, giggling into the crook of your neck. his hair was disheveled, with loose and stray strands of hair sticking out from his head. you grabbed his face with your hands, bringing your forehead to his. the sight was quite adorable, but neither of you were paying attention to that, only to each other. occasionally pointing your lips at each other, connecting the four pink lumps in a sweet peck. giggling, cuddling, this was heaven. basking in a currently shared kiss, the two of you were unaware of the woman gagging in the background. ("BLEGH, YOU TWO ARE SO GROSS AND SAPPY I CANNOT TAKE IT UGH-" ~ beidou 2021 </3)

XIAO ♡ -

xiao loves to kiss your hands

he loves how simple and quick the kisses are, but how much they can mean (i caNnoT aSKsKAksK-)

laying across from the vigilant yaksha, your shining eyes rested upon his form, your hand presses to his lips, kisses being blanketed upon the body part. his bright eyes shifted from your hand to your eyes, his gaze nothing but loving and soft. the corners on his perfectly shaped lips curled up, smiling gently at you. this moment was a rare one, for it was one where the yaksha was not on "duty", but here with you, forever, in this one moment. (one that would last until verr walked in on the two of you, and then started gagging *even though she's married*-)

[bookuya]

HEY YOU! YES, YOU!

Who would you simp your moot with? (Excluding their obvious biases)

i think you meant ship and yeah, i ship them all with me /j but yeah ily all and thank you for just existing to this day :] anyways the following will be moots i know okay enough to ship them!!

scaramouche: @starglitterz, @glazelilyy, @booksandhoneymilktea, @favoniuscodex no cause imagine the opposites attract trope with this man?? or mutual pining mmmm

GOSH... ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS DILUC... @bumbleklee @almondto-fu, @gnyuvile this is partially a joke and partially not because i can see yall with diluc, im sorry xalia but keep scrolling down on this post

albedo: @illuminer, @teyvatdreams you guys are the sweetest things ever

zhongli: @tartagliaxx, @noirkkat, @rosieposies-world idk why but yall would seem like HOT together

beidou and/or ningguang: @xiaophobic, @i-li, @love-impact @dilucbar power couple energy

yoimiya and/or ayaka: @mikachuchu, @rulaineyu, @yanbub, @yeetmeoffjueyunkarst, @childeluv no particular reasoning, just gives me cute sweet couple vibes

thoma: @cynochilde, @ethalipyrou, @blisschi, @abyssheart no particular reasoning for this either, but yall would definitely be a couple id pay to thirdwheel!

kazuha: @help-wtf-am-i-even-doing, @captaincryolicious, @3rdgymbros, @chichikoi i think zep is the only person here who has their original bias, i cant imagine them with anyone else. anyway yall are so sweet and i just wanna pick you up and keep you safe in my pocket forever

childe: @love-hashira-raine, @aelatus, @tetsuyargh, @yua1106 another no particular reasoning, just two words: hot couple

xiao: @windblooms, @luminly, @urujiako JUST CUTEEEE overall <3

eula and/or kaeya: @yumpty-dumpty, @hqrbinger, @masterofbrioches hot. couple. i would throw money at you

lisa: @gnyuvile, @xiaosmoon, @stellumi self explanatory like the ones above, just hot overall and let me thirdwheel

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who (some of) my moots remind me of (irl people related to me edition)

so uh inspired by @yumpty-dumpty 's post about the tumblr family (i unfortunately cannot find it)

pls do not feel sad if you aren't in it :( it's most likely because i can't decide which category you fit in

@yumpty-dumpty the sensitive but super sweet friend in my friend group. but very selfless and never takes care of herself. pls sleep.

@nolawritesfanfics @captaincryolicious the only girl cousin near the same age as me. we don't talk much but we vibe well <3

@teyvattherapist the mom/older sister friend in my group of friends. no further elaboration.

@noirkkat @bluexiao @hqrbinger my old seatmate. super funny, intelligent and witty. we vibe SO WELL and are two literal peas in a pod that some mistake us for best friends

@mikachuchu @almondto-fu the chaotic feral simp friend (who once told me she'd eat levi's boots if he asked her to) but a super empathetic friend who's always there when you're down

@chichikoi @mayple the little sister friend in my friend group who's always confused and asks for help frequently, but we all love her (and we tease each other so much)

@hushyouu @abyssheart my fellow memer (and fellow mbti obsessed-friend) who's partners in crime with me, we send each other memes and cursed images and share the same humor

@simplyxsinned @almond-adeptus @yeetmeoffjueyunkarst the only primary school friend i still keep in contact with until now. super chill and we agree on almost anything.

@bookuya one of my childhood friends who's super iconic and values self care a lot. idk you just have the same vibe as her lol

@severedftaes the other childhood friend who roasts me and whom i roast back, end of discussion, but we love each other very much <3

[tsunonotarou]

So while I was hanging around on some genshin blogs, there was this whole post about this anti-LGBTQ woman named Sophie M Herold on @yumpty-dumpty’s blog (it probably got buried and i don’t know how to link things and my phone let me if i type it out TT) let’s just say this homo/transphobic woman has done a lot of horrible things, that got a lot of innocent people k*lled, kicked out of homes, disowned, etc. I thought I would give this heads-up just in case

Ah…I see. Thank you for bringing this to my attention! I’ll be sure to be more careful on this site

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-GENSHIN IMPACT |~| DANGANRONPA:

They're the Ultimate...

ALBEDO ✧ The Ultimate Alchemist

ALOY ✧ The Ultimate Hunter

AMBER ✧ The Ultimate Pilot

BARBARA ✧ The Ultimate Pop Idol

BEIDOU ✧ The Ultimate Sea Captain

BENNETT ✧ The Ultimate Adventurer

CHONGYUN ✧ The Ultimate Exorcist

DILUC ✧ The Ultimate Businessman

DIONA ✧ The Ultimate Bartender

EULA ✧ The Ultimate Aristocrat

FISCHL ✧ The Ultimate Princess

GANYU ✧ The Ultimate Worker

HU TAO ✧ The Ultimate Prankster

XIAO ✧ The Ultimate Protector

NINGGUANG ✧ The Ultimate Leader

KEQING ✧ The Ultimate Realist

JEAN ✧ The Ultimate Daughter

KAZUHA ✧ The Ultimate Samurai

KAEYA ✧ The Ultimate Seducer

THOMA ✧ The Ultimate Right-Hand-Man

AYAKA ✧ The Ultimate Heroine

YOIMIYA ✧ The Ultimate Firework Maker

SIGNORA ✧ The Ultimate Diplomat

SCARAMOUCHE ✧ The Ultimate Con Artist

CHILDE ✧ The Ultimate Deceiver

KLEE ✧ The Ultimate Destructor

SARA ✧ The Ultimate Dedicator

LISA ✧ The Ultimate Scholar

MONA ✧ The Ultimate Astrologist

NOELLE ✧ The Ultimate Maid

QIQI ✧ The Ultimate Pharmacist

RAIDEN SHOGUN ✧ The Ultimate Ruler

RAZOR ✧ The Ultimate Wolf

ROSARIA ✧ The Ultimate Nun

SAYU ✧ The Ultimate Ninja

SUCROSE ✧ The Ultimate Bio-Alchemist

AETHER ✧ The Ultimate Source of Light

LUMINE ✧ The Ultimate Source of Light

PAIMON ✧ The Ultimate Package of Emergency Food

VENTI ✧ The Ultimate Victor

XIANGLING ✧ The Ultimate Chef

XINGQIU ✧ The Ultimate Bookworm

XINYAN ✧ The Ultimate Rockstar

YANFEI ✧ The Ultimate Lawyer

ZHONGLI ✧ The Ultimate

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unreleased boys get some justice B)

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SCARAMOUCHE is the kind of guy that lives by the quote, "if I can't have you, no one can." he literally lives by this quote, and would shut you away to "protect you". he's just scared of losing you to be honest, but unfortunately violence is the only thing he's ever known; therefore his approach to romance will be violent at first.

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CYNO is the kind of guy that lives by, "you are mine and mine alone." cyno is a very possessive lover, and would refuse any sort of "help" from anyone else when it comes to you. he is very particular about who inquires about you, and will immediately become suspicious when someone who doesn't know you asks anything about you.

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LYNEY is the kind of guy that lives by, "just shut up and love me. only me." lyney being the selfish little shit he is, loves to have all your attention on him and him alone. you are never to kiss, hug, or bat an eyelid to any other person. you talk to much, he thinks, and just wishes you'd shut up and make him feel special for once.

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[ → GENSHIN NICKNAME HEADCANONS... ]

characters included → cyno, lyney, lynette, dainsleif, ningguang, diluc, kamisato ayaka, puncinella (all characters except for iansan that showed up in the Travail Trailer)

DISCLAIMER: I'm sorry if you read this after these characters are released and they act nothing like this. keep in mind this was published on SEPTEMBER 10TH, 2021. this is simply my own interpretation of these characters (besides already released characters) and how they would act.

→ # CYNO ; !?

Cyno calls you "love", a sweet and simple nickname. Cyno is a man of few words, often coming across as mysterious and aloof to those around him. This simple nickname allows him to show his love for you without having to push himself beyond his limits, as he's still getting used to physical affection. "Can you pass me my quill, love?"

→ # LYNEY ; !?

Lyney calls you "darling", a name befitting a magician's lover. It contains the elegance he so desires, while also giving him a sly and devious nickname to seduce you with. The smug bastard loves the faces you make when he whispers in your ear, "So? What do you think, my darling?"

→ LYNETTE ; !?

For Lynette, a simple "dear" will do. When preparing for a performance, the melody that leaves her lips hypnotizes even her as her loving words dance their way to your ears, asking you to pass her her headband. Since she is often busy, she appreciates how quick and cute the nickname is, and you do so adore how she says it when she pecks your cheek while passing by. "Hello dear, I'm afraid I can only spare a few minutes, I've got another performance later."

→ DAINSLEIF ; !?

To Dansleif, small moments are the most precious. That's why the cute and loving nickname "honey" is a favorite of his. It's memorable and sweet, as well as savory. He knows you both don't have forever to be together, which is why he wants to spoil and love you as much as he can before you lose each other. "Welcome home honey, how was your day? Not well? Come here, give me a hug."

→ NINGGUANG ; !?

Ningguang is a straightforward woman, which is why "cutie pie" is her nickname of choice. She needs you to know she thinks you're a cutie pie, because you are. Every minute of the day, she wants to squish your cheeks and spoil you rotten with her riches. "Oh, look at what we have here. If it isn't my little cutie pie!"

→ DILUC ; !?

Diluc loves you with all his heart, which is why "sweetheart" is his nickname for you. After have loosing so many people in his life, you're his last hope. His light, his love, his sweet little (Y/N). The (Y/N) he loves so much. Please make him happy :'D. "Hm? Oh, hello sweetheart. Come here, I've got documents to show you."

→ KAMISATO AYAKA ; !?

Ayaka loves to call you "my dear", as she can say it in public and still uphold her elegant reputation, or use it as a casual nickname in only your presence. You are very dear to her, which is partly why she loves the nickname. "Hello my dear, take a seat! The Traveler and Paimon are coming over to eat hotpot with us and Thoma tonight!"

→ HARBINGER PULCINELLA ; !?

Pulcinella calls you her mere pet, a pawn in her extravagant game of life and death. She merely controls you to do her bidding, at least that's what she leads people on to think. In private, she'll call you her little peach. You're just so sweet and cute, how can she not? "Shut it pet, you have no say in this matter." "I'm sorry my little peach, I didn't mean it, you know that. I've just gotta keep up the act to hold power, you know? Hehe, power..."

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Since you wanted requests

Kazuha and Scaramouche with J please (Jealously)

[ J ] ✧ = Jealousy, (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) ~ ; ✧

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SCARAMOUCHE ~ ; ✧

Scaramouche is a very jealous and possessive lover, but it all comes from a good place. He's just scared of losing you, and due to his past, he's glad that he's found someone who truly loves/needs him for him and not just his capabilities in battle. He's not absolutely unbearable with the jealousy and possessiveness, but god forbid you befriend any of the other harbingers. Seriously, don't. He'll actually kill them-

KAZUHA ~ ; ✧

Kazuha doesn't get jealous at all. He trusts you, and knows that you'd never stab him in the back like that. At some times, however, he feels a small pang in his chest at the sight of you getting all friendly with the Traveler, but with some reassuring, that issue is quickly resolved. To him, your relationship is precious to the both of you, and he hopes you'd never betray his trust. Please don't

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liar ♡

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characters included: kazuha ♡

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warnings: pregnant! female-bodied! reader, angst, abandonment, crying, sadness

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pronouns: female-bodied reader, but no her or she pronouns <3

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"kazuha, are you alright?" "hm...? o-oh, yes. i'm fine, love"

he can't shake it. for weeks, this one feeling just hasn't gone away. he feels there needs to be a layer of caution placed upon himself in your presence, a feeling he's never felt, ever. he doesn't yet possess the knowledge as to why this churning in his gut continues to happen, but time will tell, I suppose.

"kazuha, do you, want children? one day, I mean."

the question was harmless and innocent, and at this point, only natural. the two of you had been an item for five years at this point, and were now in your mid 20's. you had recently stumbled upon old friends of yours, who had given birth to their first child. the one thing that startled kazuha, however, was your look. the expression of admiration and envy you wore when watching that child explained everything for itself. he knew, now, what it was you wanted.

"good question, but i'm not sure. I haven't given it any thought."

liar. he had given it thought. much thought. for the past week, that exact thought kept him awake for hours, as he tossed and turned, trying to avoid the thoughts that invaded his mind.

"oh..."

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he knew it. he knew it the minute you ran up to him, a bright smile engulfing your charming face. the moment you told him you were pregnant, his world crumbled. a family? he'd never had one, and suddenly he had his own? it made no sense.

"you're...pregnant?"

your smile faded.

"y-yes? is there something wrong with that?"

"no, not at all. this is...wonderful news."

"I know right? we're going to be a family!"

"yes, yes we are"

that night, everything seemed darker. the shadows seemed larger, the bed seemed colder, and his mind only ran faster. enough was to be had, and kazuha rose from your shared bed, slipping into his regular attire. slipping out of the bedroom, he grabbed his anemo vision, the glowing orb resting in its case. hand on the doorknob, he sighed, about to head out when he heard your sleepy voice,

"kazuha? where are you going...?"

the sleepy and innocent look in your eyes crushed him, your pure mind completely unaware of what he was about to do.

"just for a walk, love. I'll be back soon"

liar.

"oh, would you like me to come with you?"

liar.

"no...I'll be alright."

liar.

"oh, okay..."

liar.

he watched your form disappear into the darkness, hearing the distant sound of the bed creak, signaling your return to it. he almost felt sorry for you, sorry that he had to abandon you like this. opening the door, he left, not to return.

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"it's cold..."

that was your first thought. you opened your eyes, only to see his side of the bed empty. the sheets were cold, the warm body of your lover missing. rising from your bed, you searched the whole house, but he was nowhere to be found.

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it was three weeks later when you received a letter, addressed to you. you opened the intricate envelope, reading the letter:

my dearest (Y/N),

hello, I'm aware that we've not spoken in a while. if you're wondering where I am, which knowing you, you probably are, I shall tell you. I'm away. away on a trip. one I will never return from.

"what?"

I'm sorry I've abandoned you like this, and I know it must hurt. I cannot bear to watch you suffer, but for a family, I am not ready. the chained love that once bound us, I'm afraid is gone. it has faded, and I'm afraid it will not return. like waves on the sea, my mind can change in an instant. I'm sorry it's changed now, of all times.

tears began to spill.

I love you, but not nearly as much as I once did. it's not fair to tie you down in a way such as this, so (Y/N), I'm setting you free.

you sobbed.

you are indeed the last of your kind as I've always told you, and I hope you find someone who realizes that and embraces it, unlike me. before I fully set you free, there is something I want you to know.

when you decide to move on, please, don't let these painful memories blind you. as far as our child goes, please don't reject them. it's not their fault I've left, it's mine. don't let the past remind you of me, let it remind you of better memories.

farewell, (Y/N)

kazuha

you ran. you ran as fast as you could, away. away from everything. from kazuha, from your child, from your house, everything.

you found yourself at the alcor, sprinting desperately below deck into the captain's cabin. slamming the door open, you collapsed, letter in hand, panting desperately. the captain's eyes widened, scooping you up, calling for help while studying your letter.

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he had watched. he had watched from afar as you opened the letter, breaking down in a state of shock and despair. it hurt him, yes. but he was a liar. he couldn't help it. he was running away. running away out of fear, something he had always done. he was clawing his way out of his pit of despair, only to lose balance and fall into the abyss once again. he told you he'd always be with you, he told you he'd never leave you, but then again,

he was a liar.

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you plop into their lap, what do they do? ♡

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characters included: albedo, diluc, venti ♡

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ALBEDO ♡ - flipping through the documents sitting upon his desk, the chief alchemist of the knights of favonius gazed intently at each one, relaying the notes written on the documents in his head. creaking the door open, your curious head peered into the laboratory belonging to albedo, smiling slightly when your eyes landed upon him, the genius hard at work. carefully stepping in, you gently shut the creaky door behind you, and stepped softly over all the books and research notes crowding the floor. flopping over onto the soft couch planted in his lab, you sighed. peering over once again at your busy lover, you sat up. gazing around the room, your boredom only rampaged in your mind. struck with an idea, you stood up, making your way over to your lover. picking his arm up, and wrapping it around yourself as you took your rightful seat in his lap. peering over at you curiously, albedo simply sighed and rested his chin on your shoulder, shifting you into a more comfortable position for the both of you. placing a gentle kiss on your neck once you were settled, both of you sighed in content at this gentle moment.

DILUC ♡ - sighing in frustration, the red-haired noble abruptly sat down on a nearby wooden chair, huffing angrily. it had been a long day for him, yet he still had additional work to get done. worriedly jogging into diluc's workspace, your eyes only spelled concern as your eyes rested on the red-haired claymore user. eyes snapping up, the darknight hero looked at the person who has entered his office, relaxing his eyes when they rested upon your concerned figure. no words were said, the only thing that was exchanged was physical touch. your soft and loving hands glided around his shoulders, giving them a careful rub. placing a gentle and tender kiss upon the crown of his head, you brought your legs to his waist, wrapping your legs around his waist as you sat yourself in his firm lap. surprised at your bold actions, diluc was quick to return the favor, wrapping his arms around your waist to hold you in place. not long after, you began to weave your fingers through his hair, pulling his head into your neck as you placed adoring pecks on his hair, rubbing his back. breathing softly, the both of you cherishing this rare moment, not saying a word, for actions speak louder than words.

VENTI ♡ - plopping yourself into his lap, the anemo god gazed at you curiously. quickly getting ideas, his expression changed from that of a curious one to a smug one. "ehe!" he smirked, smugly shoving you off. "what-" "EHE." the aggressive "ehe" that left the apple addicts' lips surely disturbed you, but also set off a playful rage inside you, leading you to shove him right back. "see? who's 'ehe' ing now, huh bard?" you smugly stated, crossing your arms in triumph. "not me!" he winked, shoving you right back. "WHAT- THIS IS WAR." you declared, shoving him once again. passing by, Lumine turned to her traveling companion, curious about a certain flower they has passed in their travels earlier that week. before she could begin to speak, her flying companion pointed towards Windrise, looking deeply concerned. "uh, Lumine? isn't that venti and (Y/N)? are they...okay?" peering across the dirt road curiously, the blonde outlander didn't expect to see the lovers aggressively shoving each other, looking like they were trying to kill each other. jogging up, she asked the pairing, "are you two...okay?" immediately, the two of you stopped shoving each other, peering over to the source of the voice. "yes! we're fine, just aggressively showing our everlasting love for each other by shoving the shit out of each other!" the cheery bard grinned. "yep!" you said, totally not tackling the bard and making you both tumble hopelessly to the ground. "...sigh, I suppose this is what you get when two archons fall in love..."

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backhugs ♡

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characters included ♡ : xingqiu, bennett, kazuha

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partly a gift for (the kazuha part at least) @catcze ♡

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song that goes with xingqiu's ♡ section: i wanna be your girlfriend

XINGQIU ♡ - did not expect you to lovingly wrap your small and delicate arms around his waist, pressing your cute face into his back. how could you help it? there he was, washing the dishes with the cutest little smile on his face, humming to a tune of his own. the apron he wore was stained with flour, and his ocean blue hair swayed with his head as he worked. the domestic sight made your heart flutter, and thoughts of the future clouded your mind. marriage, children, the possibilities were endless. the way he had impacted you was unexplainable, yet known nonetheless. his golden orbs curiously peered over his shoulder, his short locks following suit. he chuckled at the adorable sight, releasing the dishes he held in his hand, turning to face you. his talented hands wrapped around your waist, snaking underneath your arms to find their favorite place. his chin was placed

atop your head in a matter of seconds, as his calming voice hummed a content sigh. "you're really cute, you know that?"

song that goes with bennett's ♡ section: we fell in love in october

BENNETT ♡ - tucking in the last patient, your shining orbs couldn't be torn off of the light-haired male even if your eyes were torn out. moving subconsciously, your legs moved toward your lover. without hesitation, your arms were thrown around his waist, squeezing his torso. "hm?" green eyes gazed curiously over his right shoulder, landing upon your figure. his eyes widened, and soon after a loving "aww!" left his lips, as he whipped around to lift your body off the ground, spinning you around as he peppered your scrunched up face in kisses. gently letting you down again, he gave you a tight squeeze, showing you all of his love. his head now rested upon your head, turned downward to give the crown of your head a few cute kisses, making some cute smooching sounds. "ahaha, i love you so much my adorable little..." he paused. "sugarplum?" "...oh god bennett-"

song that goes with kazuha's ♡ section: mine

KAZUHA ♡ - damn, these boxes are never easy, are they? sitting upon a stack of rope, watching your poetic lover work away at the supply boxes, your legs swayed with the winds passing through the alcor, the sound of the ocean waves filling your delicate ears. looking up at the clear sky, you spotted a small cloud not too far away. pouting slightly, you hopped off the mountain of rope you had previously been resting upon. landing with a thud, you couldn't help but once again peer over at your divine lover, his ethereal presence forever in your heart. before your brain could react, you were prancing over to him, snapping your arms around his muscled torso, huffing into his back. "what- oh, why hello there darling" his shining eyes peered over his shoulder lovingly, gazing at your glowing form. the way your skin, hair, and body all looked in the sunlight was divine, and he couldn't help it. all other tasks were dismissed, as his strong arms snapped around your body, with his right hand snaking up to the back of your head, as his chapped lips connected with yours. both of your shining orbs shut closed, as your arms moved from his torso to his shoulders, holding them tightly. his hand caressed your hair softly, humming into your shared kiss, as he separated the two of you. he soon rested his forehead against yours, sighing blissfully "so fucking happy you're mine, love" "me too kazu"

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planting flowers with them ♡ ft. the gods <3

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characters included: baal, venti, zhongli

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(venti's was really bad-)

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pronouns: GN <33

B A A L ♡ ~ :

everyone knew her as the raiden shogun, a fierce and violent dictator, thriving on the fear and anger of her subjects. yet here she was, gazing adoringly at her beloved (S/O), planting dendrobiums and naku weeds on the flowerbeds littered around her estate. you were hard at work, currently digging a hole for a small bunch of naku weeds. turning toward your lover, your curious eyes locked with hers as you held out your gloved hand, "baal? may I have some naku seeds please?" yet she still stared. "...baal? hello? teyvat to baal-?" knocked out of her daze, the shogun blinked, shaking her head and turning her body toward to sack of seeds she had purchased. "o-of course love, my apologies for spacing out." giggling, you took the seeds from her outstretched palm. going back to staring at you, the electro archon gazed at your busy figure once again. your skin glimmered in the sun, with a small breeze fluffing your hair. you looked so happy, and she wanted to always see that expression on your face. the way your eyes shone, your smile reached both of your ears, and your slightly flushed face added a cute pink tint to your cheeks. beginning to dig another hole, you peered over to her. "hm? would you like to do this batch?" your smile only grew, and who was she to say no? nodding her head, she shuffled nearer to you, assisting you in digging into the damp flowerbeds. looking from directly above into the flower hole, her proud head bumped into someones, and gazing up from your work, the both of you gazed at each other, not minding the temporary pain inflicted upon you by the recent clash of skulls. lost in the glimmering pools that were your eyes. fluttering your eyes closed, she followed suit, as the distance between your lips closed, pulling you both into a loving and tender kiss, one that would last a lifetime.

V E N T I ♡ ~ :

tossing seeds from palm to palm, the anemo couldn't help but chuckle as you desperately tried to grab the small bag, laughing along with him. a chorus of angelic laughter was all the bard heard, as your hands flailed around trying to catch the falling and rising packet of cecelia seeds. chuckling lightly, the tone-deaf bard named venti carefully placed the seed packet into your palm, grabbing your waist and placing his chin atop your head. "you're really cute, you know that? hehe~" pushing him off, you scoffed, folding your arms and turning your back to him in pure anger. "what the fuck-" "how dare you. 'tis not 'hehe 'tis 'ehe.' damn, you really are a tone-deaf bard." "what-" "shut it tone-deaf bard." suddenly running toward you with his arms outstretched, the so-called "tone-deaf bard" began aggressively "ehe-ing" as his whines chased you around the flowerbeds you two had made near windrise. finally clasping onto your waist, his hands settled in their rightful places. leaning down to press a soft kiss to your forehead, he bent over onto one knee, leaning over one of the flower holes you two had dug, opening the seed packet carefully. gently dropping tiny cecelia seeds into the hole, he flashed a smile back up at you, only to see you weren't there, his face grew confused. suddenly feeling his face being pulled towards someone by a pair of adorable hands, he caught a glimpse of your figure, before you bridged the gap between your lips, joining the two of you in a soft kiss.

Z H O N G L I ♡ ~ :

cute. that's what this sight was. you were plumped in his lap, cutely planting flowers. his hands were guiding yours, because who said you had more experience planting flowers than the geo archon himself? his deep chuckles and adoring smiles were the cutest things in teyvat, and they were all yours. these moments were precious and special, that is until hu tao decided to rear her head. "hehe, what are you two up too?" deadpanning the both of you simply said, "screw off please. we are trying to have cute and memorable moment here, and you are hot making it any easier-" responding sarcastically, the funeral parlor director said, "...i am hurt." silence. "..." more silence. "..." "...good" falsely offended, hu tao declared, "I'm leaving." "...alright then, bye-" returning to your flowers, the both of you sat in peace, giving life to the glaze lilies you were planting. swallows and butterflies passed you two, flying to the pace of their own wind. the sky was clear, for not a cloud was visible. you could spot the children playing cutely with each other from your spot on the balcony, and it was perfect-

oh. well then.

apparently, that also comes with a side of getting water dumped on you by hu tao.

oh well.

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-> original AU's for the inazuma characters ----- warnings -> none! ----- characters included -> yoimiya, ayaka, yae, gorou, kokomi, sara, ei, thoma ----- who wants more parts for this :')? or I can do headcanons for these,, it's up to y'all- (these are also AU's with these characters,, like I've never seen a streamer! ayaka before. I did NOT come up with the streamer! AU,, but you get the gist-) ----- thoughts below the cut!

yoimiya: grocery store employee! AU

yoimiya as a grocery store worker would be so incredible. her bubbly personality would be very popular among shoppers, and her customer service is on point. she's always kind to everyone, even the occasional rude person. she's unimaginably patient with everyone, and is always there to assist others! whenever someone spills something in an aisle, that's ok! yoimiya has the mop right then and there! a kid needs help with self-checkout? she's already within a 10ft radius of it!

ayaka: streamer! AU

ayaka as a streamer would be a blessing to this earth. she especially loves horror games,, and her reactions are the best. her reactions can range from her literally freezing on the spot, letting out a cute little squeak, or full-blown shrieking. ayato often comes in to check on her, and holy shit do her fans love him. they love his dashing looks and soothing voice,, almost more than they love ayaka's. she also wears fuzzy socks and cute pajama pants when she streams, and the sight is too cute to bear. she has on pair of pants she wears most often, and they have tiny panda's on them, and she wears a lavender t-shirt most of the time as well.

yae: nurse! AU

you cannot tell me yae would not be fantastic in as a sly and seductive nurse. she'd purposely bend down to display her cleavage to her patients, and they'll often fake injuries just to come to see her again. she'll wink at them and turn her head over her shoulder,, purposely trying to look hot. she also visits yoimiya in the grocery store on the daily, and they talk about men (+ women,, people of any gender <3) and how stupid they are.

gorou: programmer! AU

gorou would be such a hot emo programmer boy and you know it. he'd have glasses with a slim black rim,, and would wear a black turtleneck and jeans to match. he'd look so basic yet so hot, and his voice would be deep and mysterious. he'd be "that one hot emo guy" at your school,, the one all the girls would secretly swoon over. he'd come off as aloof and distant, but he's actually a big softie on the inside.

kokomi: gardener! AU

kokomi would be the cutest gardener,, and would have the cutest little daisies dabbled all over her household. on the outside, rose bushes and irises with dahlias engulfed her yard, and the sight really is just downright breathtaking. she'll often ramble on and on about the language of the flowers, and it's really really cute hshshshs-

sara: hairstylist! AU

sara would be the hottest single mom hairstylist ever. she'd be the best at french and dutch braids, and would find the most interesting things to talk about while she does hair. it's also oddly satisfying to watch her work, and her hands move so quickly it almost looks like she's not trying to style hair at all. somehow it comes out perfect every time, though-

ei / raiden shogun: model! AU

ei would make the best model in the world,, as well as the hottest. people from all over the world would come to her fashion shows, and her magazines are insanely popular. she's "the model", and the one woman every young girl aspires to look like. her long and silky hair and her perfectly shaped face make her all the more attractive, not to mention how she rocks black party dresses/cocktail dresses.

thoma: teacher! AU

thoma would be the best teacher in the world,, and would most likely teach first grade. I'm not sure why that's the first grade that came to mind,, but it just kinda fits,, y'know?? he and the kiddos would be besties, and he adores when the kids take the time to talk to him during lunch and/or recess. he cherishes picture day, and even orders pictures of all of his students to frame and hang upon his wall.

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oh well...?

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characters: scaramouche

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pronouns: gender neutral <3

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"I love you, balladeer." your silky words spilled from your throat, softly landing upon the fatui harbinger's heartstrings. his indigo pools of glitter pranced their way over to you, resting on your face. his noble hat blew left and right in the breeze. the winds of mondstadt were refreshing, cleansing you and your lover of all worries. in response to your previous statement, the raven-haired male simply hummed, mumbling a few inaudible words. even though you couldn't hear your boyfriend, you kept on speaking, "really, I do. you're just so, perfect. you move with such grace, and even though you come across as a ruthless and power-hungry man, you really know what it means to be kind, and I love that about you," more and more words spilled from your mouth, flowing off of your soft tongue with such love and care. the short man walking next to you, his hands reluctantly locked with yours scoffed, visibly flustered by your sudden declaration of love. closing his eyes and sighing he simply replied, "I appreciate the thought, but those thoughts are so damn sappy, I think I'm going to vomit."

oh well, you tried.