#zero posting

[localpuyopuyoenjoyer]

Oh dear god Splatoon Big Run is bugged.

I got a 84 and under egg when I should’ve gotten silver.

This post is REALLY funny, though

[soothingmind]

Zero.......

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[dykeandbusters]

Happy 1 month self harm free to me. Also. I guess it's 9/11 as well. That's a thing too I guess

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[rennebright]

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[veliseraptor]

have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate

[angelsaxis]

a prisoner worked for 136 hours to make a collective 17 bucks, all of which they donated to Palestine. and some of y'all can't even boycott starbucks.

[slutdge]

not the news having an oxygen countdown while they run other stories 😭

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[aalghul]

once again thinking about jason as duke’s robin. he’s ~4 years younger than jason, and that puts him at 8-12 during Jason’s time as robin. that’s prime time to get attached to your local kid vigilante before your own life goes downhill.

and if we try to keep duke’s meeting with bruce in zero year + duke’s age (so he can remember the meeting and hold that conversation with bruce), he has to be around 8. if he starts following batman through the news at that time because of the mess that just happened, the robin he sees is probably jason. I’ve literally connected the dots

[localpuyopuyoenjoyer]

I just want the Splatoon fandom, if they haven’t noticed yet, to look at Pearl here.

The logical fan would say, “She put her hands in her pocket. Looks weird.”

I said, “Where.. Where are her arms?? Worm Pearl?? What the fuck?? Did Nintendo forget to draw Pearl’s arms??”

I then realized they were there, in her pockets.

But I will never forget the magical creature, the amazing splendor…

Of Worm Pearl.

[soothingmind]

crossing arms with the bestie

[berberispie]

[dykeandbusters]

It's so silly funny when my friends make fun of my music. If ink is your breaking point just wait til I play porno star by mötley crüe lmao

[batgirlteeth]

updated version/redraw of a samus piece i did last year! keep on stretchin! no abberation + closeup under the cut