#~ customer small talk

[hinamie]

there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(

[drewpicturesani]

The Traveller

So Chants of Sennaar is a good game-

[redbean-nom]

din djarin, age 10: clone wars refugee child

boba fett, age 11: in federal prison for destroying an entire venator while trying to kill mace windu

[b4kuch1n]

hi! birthday. which means it's finally time t

yo what the itch store is fixed up now

damn what? I don't know where this came from. look all the comics I put on g*mr**d a year ago are back here again with all the formatting and typesetting by @fireflysummers as well as the exclusive bonus art wtf who did this. my werewolf comic on here too what the hells!! that one also got re-toned for printing if u want to AND an exclusive cover spread !!! what the fuck!!!!! come see for urself I can't make this shit up

[hella1975]

so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment

[rovermcfly]

got tired of all the misanthropic customer service memes, I love getting to talk to people of all walks of life and getting to help them out and learning about regulars' lives. people are wonderful and diverse and kind and the handful of mean ones can't ruin that

[tibli]

Being minorly biracial but white-passing is so weird because you'll just be minding your damn business and some absolute weirdo will come up to you and start spewing the most bigoted racist bullshit you've ever heard, and just like. expect you to be "in on the joke".

[rationalisms]

top tier experience on this site whenever someone's like "if you don't like or engage in [cultural norm] then you're cringe and pathetic" and an autistic person will be like "hey i don't like or engage in [cultural norm] because my autism makes it difficult and stressful and this post is kind of hurtful" and immediately 58373858 users descend on them to let them know that they are autistic and love [cultural norm] so clearly no one who's autistic could ever have a problem with it

hey guys why is it called an autism spectrum again i forgor

[awkward-fallen-angel]

My barista did the cutest thing this morning.

I ordered my first hot drink of the year (a cappuccino) and we got to talking about how caps are my favorite.

And when they brought my cup he had the cap off to showcase the foam art before putting it on.

I was so excited to see it because most places just hand you your togo cup. So this was really unexpected and even though it was just your basic foam feathering I got all happy. Then he got all excited that I was excited and he was like "yeah it's like a nice little secret that only you get to know."

And now I feel hella special for no reason. This has made my morning.

[grayintogreen]

Artie is suffering some Yorkie-branded hind leg troubles today which has left me stressed out all day at work, even though he’s crated and resting up (and eating and drinking fine, just sulky about being in the Crime Kennel).

Also a lady told my co-workers not to go get me so I could see her cute puppy because she thinks I’m “not nice” (I have never had a negative interaction with this woman unless it was just the autism- she’s meaner to me, like, in general) which hurt my delicate baby feelings. It is not a great dog day, fam.

[goldenpinof]

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[stringcage]

i love your icon because i know gansey would NOT survive a day working at mcdonalds

My boy dick gansey would try to make one singular big mac and throw up out the drive thru window because he had to touch a pickle

Also important to note that in my McDonald's AU gansey is losing the coveted employee of the month competition. Badly.

[tsubasaclones]

the way she just shoves it in the top with no bubble wrap or ANYTHING protecting it luz your figure is going to get scratched and/or break in there. guarantee.

[fieldtomatoes]

how are you? how are you? how is your day going? are you keeping cool? has it been busy? when does school start? are you excited?[other customer] told me you're going into education that's wonderful, hey kiddo, how's it going? enjoy the rest of your day sweetheart and I'll see you next week, how's your sister has she left for ontario? is she doing the drive alone or does she have someone with her? enjoy your days off you deserve them <3

[sailermoon]

okay we texted back 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

[hyukagf]

i think this regular customer at my job wants me