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The superior captain marvel is an immortal 8 year old newsboy who stopped aging when he received his powers and faces magical problems of the dream-logic variety while transformed into a hyper-buff version of his last memory of his father's smiling face, who hasn't had a stable home since his uncle kicked him out and stole his inheritance and is STILL as pure of heart as Snow White was in 1939 and has a magical talking stuffed animal who is sometimes a very dapper chap and sometimes a fuck you tiger. And that is simply the fact of the matter.

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shipping isn’t enough i need to make a bulletin board and connect all the ships with red yarn to show the crowd their freakish similarities

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Say what you want to about the X-Men movies, but Rogue telling Logan he should wear a seat belt and him scoffing at her only to immediately be thrown through the front windshield was the most Wolverine™️ thing that could have possibly happened.

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Some Johnshi Yuri for the pride month 💜💖

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don't look.

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This piece is fanart from a scene in Chapter 5 of @stinglesswasp's fic "Seasons", where Johnny is there for Simon in one of his most vulnerable moments. If you haven't already, give this fic a read and drop a kudos/leave a nice comment if you enjoyed!

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they are so cute together 🥹🫶✨️

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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!

guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues

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A Word on Mako...

It smarts a bit when people say Mako is dull or passive. Not just because I don’t agree, but because I identify with Mako — more than the conventionally active male heroes. Raleigh and Chuck are great, and I love them, but I’m just not those guys. I don’t really want to be. I don’t talk trash or get into brawls in the hallway or grab Idris Elba’s arm. Honestly, Raleigh’s a bigger leap for me than Mako. Mako is somebody I get, man or woman. She fixes robots. She likes swords. She’s a nerd. She’s funny. She has a bunch of random electrical equipment on her desk. She’s somebody I’d be friends with. She’s somebody I would trust. She’s the character I’d call if I was in a rough spot and needed help. It bums me out when people talk like they’d trade her for another sort of person. I wouldn’t dream of it.

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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The first time Hob sees the stars in Dream’s eyes he is afraid. 

Or, afraid is the wrong word, maybe. Not afraid of, afraid for. Concerned, maybe. Because Dream is different now, since his captivity, but if he’s honest with himself all the most concerning parts are the same. He’s still so baffled by Hob’s desire to live, still has a cold kind of sadness in the air around him that would have Hob sending him to all sorts of doctors if he was human, still obviously lives out of obligation alone. 

And then Dream shows him his realm, and Dream is a spot of darkness amongst so much vibrancy, a stillness, he feels like the absence of something, and then he sees Dream’s eyes and they are beautiful, of course they are beautiful, but all Hob can think of is the moment he learned about how long it takes the light of the stars to reach Earth, about how we can see the light of stars that died lifetimes ago, so far off, so untouchable, so bright, that it hides the death of them from the naked eye. Stars die so quietly, to humans. 

He thinks about how it took over six hundred years for Dream to reach him, and then he sees the stars in his eyes, and they are beautiful, and Hob is terrified that he is seeing the light of something that died a long time ago.

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Not that anyone really sees my non-meme posts, but I figure I should tell ya’ll I’m gunna start reposting things I like now

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Rewatching Lucifer (for the millionth time) and thinking about how in the first episode when Lucifer thinks Jimmy Barnes is dead and he gets upset because he cant punish him Chloe tells him “Don’t worry, I’m sure where he’s going the pains coming.” I love this little line so much because Chloe, who we know is an atheist at this point and still thinks Lucifer is a method actor, picks up on the fact that Lucifer believes in Heaven and Hell beyond just the “act” he puts up and tries to comfort/calm him the best she can in the moment.

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I just remembered I never showed yall the Gleeby Deeby Brothers, meet Gleeby Deeby (left) and his little brother Gleeby Deeby 2.0 (right)

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Imagining Hannibal and Will moving in together and Hannibal trying his absolute best to keep his clothes out of reach of any dogs, dodging their excited inspections and keeping his room door closed at all times but alas, dog hair everywhere. On the fancy furniture, spiraling through the air, and horror of horrors: on every piece of clothing he owns. There’s no avoiding it.

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Or gods forbid they try and make a sequel

If they ever try to remake The Princess Bride, I'm just going to start killing people for fun.