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I've already said that my number one piece of writing advice is to read.
But my number two piece of advice is this: be deliberate.
Honestly this would fix so many pieces of bad writing advice. Don't forbid people from doing something, tell them to be conscious and deliberate about it. This could help stop people from falling into common mistakes without limiting their creativity. Black and white imperatives may stop a few annoying beginner habits, but ultimately they will restrict artistic expression.
Instead of "don't use epithets": "Know the effect epithets have and be deliberate about using them." Because yes, beginners often misuse them, but they can be useful when a character's name isn't known or when you want to reduce them to a particular trait they have.
Instead of "don't use 'said'" or "just use 'said'": "Be deliberate about your use of dialogue tags." Because sometimes you'll want "said" which fades into the background nicely, but sometimes you will need a more descriptive alternative to convey what a character is doing.
Instead of "don't use passive voice": "Be deliberate about when you use passive voice." Because using it when it's not needed can detract from your writing, but sometimes it can be useful to change the emphasis of a sentence or to portray a particular state of mind.
Instead of blindly following or ignorantly neglecting the rules of writing, familiarize yourself with them and their consequences so you can choose when and if breaking them would serve what you're trying to get across.
Your writing is yours. Take control of it.
It probably sounds like I'm preaching to the choir here because most of my mutuals are already great writers. But I'm hoping this will make it to the right people.
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It's always nifty when official brands come to Roblox in some way (this isn't even the first official Sega Roblox game)
im going to be so genuine it's almost temping to make a roblox account so i can explore kamurocho myself for the first time
almost
but also what the fuck
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Hermit-a-Day May #9: Outfit Swap! iJevin and Hypno
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Hey, fellow fantasy nerds, I invite you to vibe along to this lesser known early 2000s fantasy banger
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carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

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kids aren’t getting possessed by the devil like they used to anymore
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Sisyphus is exhausted. Day after day, he’s tasked with rolling an enormous boulder up the mountainside in his underworld neighborhood, just to find it right back where it started the next morning. He’s started tuning things out, which works, but it also causes him to miss out on the good while he ignores the bad.
But things change when the boulder speaks up, revealing himself to be a handsome living stone named Blimm. As attraction sizzles between Sisyphus and Blimm, Sisyphus must confront the reality of his situation, and find happiness in the chaos.
Now, the two of them are locked in a hardcore, erotic encounter… pounding happily.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient boulder action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living rock love.
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please enjoy new tingler ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS HAPPILY POUNDED BY HIS BOULDER out now on amazon and true buckaroo patreon tier
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Genuinely don't know what it's called but there's a particular way of violating reality that doesn't work. For example, I am willing to accept an omegaverse university AU of nearly any fandom you care to name (except, for some reason, Sherlock, because I have an inexplicable hatred for unilock). However, a lot of Star Wars university AUs specifically fail on this aspect: they make Anakin an engineering PhD student and Obi-Wan something like literature or classics, and then they make Anakin his TA or GA.
You can't do that. Absolutely not. Anakin is unqualified for that and a university would not do it in any case. A university would literally hire a junior or senior undergraduate workstudy student to do as much of that work as possible first. They would do NOTHING other than do that and make the prof do all his own grading.
Is there a name for "I will accept [wild fantasy premise] but not [ordinary wrong thing]?" Please tell me there's a name for this. Probably someone who studies lit will know? I'm a systems person I don't know from lit theory just like Anakin
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some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning
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Before I get 20 messages about the last Spotify cracked apk going down (I don't mind when people message me about it for the record) here's a working one
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somethin I've noticed
#me when i’m the jester in tos#i haven’t played that in so long… i know when i do i’m gonna open it up and see the last name i used was ‘wilbur soot’ tho#it puts fear into me
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Zedango for their like 5 fans, all of whom are me.
They're hugging not smoochin it just kinda looks like they are. But they're not. They're hugging. I mean unless you want them to be then you do you I guess I don't judge
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