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taylorgrape · 3 months

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madame blue

junior

oscar the polish caterer

jimmy (pls specify that it’s for him!!)

charlie pincher

larry

miss achmetha

the banker

Mom Asparagus

Vicky (pls specify vicki or vicky)

Bathroom Girl

Taylor Grape

Mr. Lint

✰ * º ❛ taylor swift lyric starters ❜

* these are mainly sad / angsty lyrics – some of which have been changed for clarity / to better the perspective of the meme. as always, feel free to change ‘em up however you need to!!

‘ something about it felt like home somehow. ’ ‘ i might be okay, but i’m not fine at all. ’ ‘ i remember it all too well. ’ ‘ i forget about you long enough to forget why i needed to. ’ ‘ maybe i asked for too much. ’ ‘ this thing was a masterpiece till you tore it all up. ’ ‘ you call me up again just to break me like a promise. ’ ‘ so casually cruel in the name of being honest. ’ ‘ time won’t fly, it’s like i’m paralyzed by it. ’ ‘ i’d like to be my old self again, but i’m still trying to find it. ’ ‘ i’m so glad you made time to see me. ’ ‘ how’s life? ’ ‘ your guard is up and i know why. ’ ‘ you gave me roses and i left them there to die. ’ ‘ this is me swallowing my pride. ’ ‘ i’m sorry for that night. ’ ‘ turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you. ’ ‘ these days i haven’t been sleeping. ’ ‘ you gave me all your love and all i gave you was ‘goodbye.’ ’ ‘ maybe this is wishful thinking. ’ ‘ if we loved again, i swear i’d love you right. ’ ‘ i’d go back in time and change it, but i can’t. ’ ‘ wishing i’d realized what i had when you were mine. ’ ‘ in a box beneath my bed is a letter that you never read from three summers back. ’ ‘ it’s hard not to find it all a little bittersweet. ’ ‘ all this time i was wasting, hoping you would come around. ’ ‘ i’ve been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down. ’ ‘ you’re thinking we’ll be fine, but not this time around. ’ ‘ you don’t have to call anymore. i won’t pick up the phone. ’ ‘ you can tell me you’re sorry, but i don’t believe you like i did before. ’ ‘ you got your share of secrets and i’m tired of being last to know. ’ ‘ i should have known. ’ ‘ i was a dreamer before you went and let me down. ’ ‘ now it’s too late for you and your white horse to come around. ’ ‘ maybe i was naïve, got lost in your eyes and never really had a chance. ’ ‘ my mistake, i didn’t know to be in love you had to fight to have the upper hand. ’ ‘ i had so many dreams about you and me. ’ ‘ and there you are on your knees, begging for forgiveness, begging for me, just like i always wanted. ’ ‘ i’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well. ’ ‘ my mother accused me of losing my mind, but i swore i was fine. ’ ‘ you paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain. ’ ‘ i see it all now that you’re gone. ’ ‘ don’t you think i was too young to be messed with? ’ ‘ maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame. ’ ‘ maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away. ’ ‘ you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand. ’ ‘ run as fast as you can. ’ ‘ you’re an expert at ‘sorry’ and keeping lines blurry. ’ ‘ all the girls that you’ve run dry have tired, lifeless eyes cause you’ve burned them out. ’ ‘ people like you always want back the love they gave away. ’ ‘ the more i think about it now, the less i know. ’ ‘ all you had to do is stay. ’ ‘ now that it’s just too late. ’ ‘ i’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made. ’ ‘ people like you always want back the love they pushed aside. ’ ‘ people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye. ’ ‘ why’d you have to go and lock me out when i let you in? ’ ‘ let me remind you, this is what you wanted. ’ ‘ you ended it. ’ ‘ you were all i wanted, but not like this. ’ ‘ loving you was blue like i’d never known. ’ ‘ missing you was dark grey all alone. ’ ‘ forgetting you was like trying to know somebody you never met. ’ ‘ but loving you was red. ’ ‘ touching you was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you. ’ ‘ fighting with you was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there’s no right answer. ’ ‘ regretting you was like wishing you never found out that love could be that strong. ’ ‘ moving on from you is impossible when i still see it all in my head. ’ ‘ this is it, i’ve had enough. ’ ‘ we called it off again last night. ’ ‘ we are never, ever, ever getting back together. ’ ‘ i’m really gonna miss you picking fight and falling for it screaming that i’m right. ’ ‘ it’s been awhile since i have even heard from you. ’ ‘ i should just tell you to leave ‘cause i know exactly where it leads. ’ ‘ you got that james dean daydream look in your eyes. ’ ‘ i got that red lip classic thing that you like. ’ ‘ when we go crashing down, we come back every time. ’ ‘ we never go out of style. ’ ‘ i heard that you’ve been out and about with some other girl. ’ ‘ what you heard is true. ’ ‘ i can’t stop thinking about you. ’ ‘ just take me home. ’ ‘ when you take, you take the very best of me. ’ ‘ i’m not what you wanted. ’ ‘ i’ve never been anywhere cold as you. ’ ‘ you put up walls and paint them all shades of gray and i stood there loving you and wished them all away. ’ ‘ you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer and the nerve to adore you. ’ ‘ you never did give a damn thing, honey, but i cried for you. ’ ‘ i know you wouldn’t have told nobody if i died for you. ’ ‘ you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me. were you just kidding? ’ ‘ this thing is breaking down. ’ ‘ we almost never speak. ’ ‘ i don’t feel welcome anymore. ’ ‘ one second it was perfect, now you’re halfway out the door. ’ ‘ it rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone. ’ ‘ i was there when you said forever and always. ’ ‘ was i out of line? ’ ‘ did i say something way too honest? ’ ‘ thought i knew you for a minute, but now i’m not so sure. ’ ‘ put my name at the top of your list. ’ ‘ you break my heart in the blink of an eye. ’ ‘ you wear your best apology, but i was there to watch you leave. ’ ‘ all the times i let you in just for you to go again disappear when you come back. ’ ‘ this is the last time you tell me i’ve got it wrong. ’ ‘ this is the last time i say it’s been you all along. ’ ‘ this is the last time i let you in my door. ’ ‘ this is the last time, i won’t hurt you anymore. ’ ‘ you told me you loved me, so why did you go away? ’ ‘ all that i know is i don’t know how to be something you miss. ’ ‘ i never thought we’d have a last kiss. ’ ‘ never imagined we’d end like this. ’ ‘ there’s not a day i don’t miss those rude interruptions. ’ ‘ i hope the sun shines and it’s a beautiful day and something reminds you you wish you had stayed. ’ ‘ i hope something reminds you you wish you had stayed. ’ ‘ i’ll watch your life in pictures like i used to watch you sleep. ’ ‘ i feel you forget me like i used to feel you breathe. ’ ‘ i keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are. ’ ‘ i never planned on you changing your mind. ’ ‘ none of us thought it was gonna end that way. ’ ‘ it’s killing me to see you go after all this time. ’ ‘ i don’t know what to be without you around. ’ ‘ i can’t breathe without you, but i have to. ’ ‘ i never wanna see you hurt. ’ ‘ nothing we say is gonna save us from the fall out. ’ ‘ come on, don’t leave me like this. ’ ‘ you’re all i wanted. ’ ‘ i thought i had you figured out. ’ ‘ i still mean every word i said to you. ’ ‘ the whole time i’m wishing he was you instead. ’ ‘ i just wanna tell you it takes everything in me not to call you. ’ ‘ i wish i could run to you and i hope you know that every time i don’t, i almost do. ’ ‘ i bet you think i either moved on or hate you. ’ ‘ i bet it never occurred to you that i can’t say hello to you and risk another goodbye. ’ ‘ we made quite a mess, babe. ’ ‘ it’s probably better off this way. ’ ‘ i hope sometimes you wonder about me. ’ ‘ nothing lasts forever, but this is gonna take me down. ’ ‘ say you’ll remember me. ’ ‘ say you’ll see me again. ’

#lmaaao #i had to #i also had to rb here obviously #prompt

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taylorgrape · 4 months

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Chewie's Characters as Taylor Swift Songs

I am less sorry bc these are my own characters this time. @madame-blueberry

MADAME MEGAN BLUEBERRY AS RED "But loving him was red." I! HAD! TO! i had no choice. so. LETS GIVE IT UP FOR BOBBERRY PART TWO. honestly this song does reflect them a lot to me if we r being honest!! but also (lore drop) megan has a thing for tomatoes as back in the day she did have an affair with a dashing american tomato... who was also red. and that is what this song is giving to me. i mean that and all the other loss she's had but do not overthink it. (overthink it and maybe also cross reference it with the drabble i wrote) Other notable lyrics that give me Megan vibes: "Losing him was blue like I'd never known" (SAD) "Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer." "But moving on from him is impossible when I still see it all in my head, in burning red."

JUNIOR ASPARAGUS AS GETAWAY CAR "It was the best of times, the worst of crimes." OBVIOUSLY HE'S GETAWAY CAR!! me and mariah LITERALLY had a thread where they drove a getaway car. this btw is obviously how he matches Petunia. but my special little criminal guy!! i truly feel like there is not much else to say bc truly the song and the lyrics speak for themselves. (also this is my other all time fav taylor song i cant believe dad and junior got my two favs and i literally did not realize it until now.) Other notable lyrics that give me Junior vibes: "You were driving the getaway car, we were flying, but we'd never get far." "'Cause us traitors never win." "Put the money in a bag and I stole the keys, that was the last time you ever saw me." OSCAR THE POLISH CATERER AS SUBURBAN LEGENDS "I didn't come here to make friends." I'm gonna be so real despite Oscar being the third character I ever picked up and technically having him for ten years I have no god damn clue what the fuck his deal is. It changes daily. HOWEVER i think this song kind of matches that energy. and to give some credit where credit is due. maybe he is a suburban legend. especially back in poland where he had an ex wife or something i think? i think i made that part of his lore idk Other notable lyrics that give me Oscar vibes: "You had people who called you on unmarked numbers." "We were born to be national treasures." "And I always knew it, that my life would be ruined."

JIMMY GOURD AS MR. PERFECTLY FINE "It takes everything in me just to get up each day." while this song is technically about a breakup and how he moves on and she struggles to even exist after it i did not read into it that way for jimothy. he struggles to exist just bc he is SO lazy but despite that he's perfectly fine. just a nice normal gourd. also i can't explain why but knowing this song is abt joe jonas makes it so much funnier to me?? Other notable lyrics that give me Jimmy vibes: "Mr. 'Always at the right place at the right time'" "Forgets he ever even heard my name." "Mr. 'Insincere apology so he doesn't look like the bad guy'"

CHARLES " CHARLIE" ENTERTAINMENT PINCHER CHEESE THE THIRD AS INNOCENT "Who you are is not where you've been, you're still an innocent." okay so i did tell Mariah abt this project bc I could not keep it inside and i literally texted her and was like "is it funny or sad if i make charlie 'innocent'" and she said "both" so i obviously knew what i had to do. but my poor mans has been through SO much!! and he is innocent!!! but he thinks hes a bad person which is sad :( and there are SO many lyrics i could have used i had a very hard time narrowing it down so this song is so him and you don't get to tell me it's not bc i am going like archibald as my tears ricochet levels of insane over this Other notable lyrics that give me Charlie vibes: "Lost your balance on a tightrope, lost your mind tryin' to get it back." "If only you had seen what you know now, then." "Wasn't it beautiful runnin' wild 'til you fell asleep before the monsters caught up to you?"

LARRY THE CUCUMBER AS SWEET NOTHING: "On the way home, I wrote a poem." okay so. obviously theres something something sweet sweet petunia something something. and looking at this song as it is you'd be like yeah! this fits larry and petunia! which ofc it does. however. it fits larry more. one of the reasons is it's written kind of weirdly ? (i blame joe alwyn who has a writing credit on this song) but the cadence reminds me of larry singing tbh. and especially out of context a lot of the lyrics feel very larry coded to me. BUT THE MAIN REASON THIS IS LARRY is bc the title of this song is how i would describe what's going on in his brain at all times. Other notable lyrics that give me Larry vibes: "I spy with my little tired eye, tiny as a firefly, a pebble that we picked up last July." "I find myself running home to your sweet nothings." "I can admit that I'm just too soft for all of it." MISS ACMETHA AS BLANK SPACE "'Cause darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream." I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP!! honestly this song fits her so well to me. she's fuckin crazy. she will fuck a bitch up. but she is gonna serve absolute green girl cunt while she does it. there is simply nothing else to add. Other notable lyrics that give me Acmetha vibes: "You look like my next mistake." "Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane." "'Cause we're young, and we're reckless, we'll take this way too far." THE BANKER AS THE ARCHER "Screaming, who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay?" The man, the myth, the Banker. A complex man separated from his family as a young boy after they found out he had the serial killer gene and sent him off to Banker school for his life. He still does not contact them and it clearly fucked him up quite a bit. Which reflects in this song. he is a miserable little man fr. Other notable lyrics that give me Banker vibes: "I've been the archer, I've been the prey." (see serial killer gene) "Then I hate my reflection for years and years." "All the king's horses, all the king's men, couldn't put me together again." A AS VIGILANTE SHIT "I don't start shit but I can tell you how it ends." this is perhaps my biggest lore drop yet. but. this song is sooo specific to the lore of a. obviously they be knowing some shit. we know a was involved in the disappearance of mom who may or not be the 'ex-wife/she' in this song. who's to say? anyways. a has a lot of vigilante shit going on and has their reasons. maybe the whole reason they do what they do is for vengeance in some way. who knows! (me. i do.) however. this is another song that most lyrics relate to the lore so if u feel like it give it a listen with that in mind. Other notable lyrics that give me A vibes: "You did some bad things, but I'm the worst of them." "She needed cold hard proof so I gave her some." "I don't dress for women, I don't dress for men, lately I've been dressing for revenge."

MOM ASPARAGUS AS MAD WOMAN "And there's nothin' like a mad woman, what a shame she went mad." to give her some credit. between the whole getting kidnapped thing and the art bigotti wanting her whole husband thing AND whatever is going on with A plus Mom not having many memories of her life before now... can we really be surprised that she's gonna a little mad!! this song reminds me so much of the lore i've created for her tho tbh lmao and honestly? GOOD FOR HER. she's crazy now. (also peep the below lyrics for more potential lore perhaps maybe) Other notable lyrics that give me Mom vibes: "Every time you call me crazy I get more crazy, what about that?" "It's obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together." "I'm takin' my time, takin' my time, 'cause you took everything from me."

VICKY CUCUMBER AS THE LAKES "Take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die, I don't belong." Tbh Vicky took me a hot second bc I truly have not done much with her BUT i was like. u know what. she absolutely begged to be freed and be her own person just to fuckin HATE IT. and now she wants OUT. i think a lot of the lyrics of this song reflect that but also both musically and lyrically this song reflects a lot of how i built her in my head idk if that makes sense but to me she is so the lakes. Other notable lyrics that give me Vicky vibes: "I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones." (hilarious btw) "I want auroras and sad prose." "'Cause I haven't moved in years."

BATHROOM GIRL AS CORNELIA STREET: "And I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends." BACK ON MY OTP: BATHROOM EGGS BULLSHIT but honestly this song makes me feel crazy in terms of bathroom girl SIMPLY BC obviously she's pining but also!! she has lost so much!! (no thanks to santa claus) and so she's maybe a little co dependent on egg boy. (also anyone else if she literally had any friends). Other notable lyrics that give me Bathroom Girl vibes: "We were a fresh page on the desk, filling in the blanks as we go." "I'm so terrified of if you ever walk away." "Sacred new beginnings that became my religion." TAYLOR GRAPE AS YOU'RE OWN YOUR OWN, KID "Everything you lose is a step you take." okay so originally i was just gonna be like haha hehe bc it's the 'real' taylor's story but then as i listened to it i was like ayo?? this actually does really reflect the lore about how taylor left her whole ass family behind to go be a singer and chase her dreams leaving pa and tom and whoever else behind and how she essentially came crawling back bc life is hard :( but she's on her own (kid) and always has been!! Other notable lyrics that give me Taylor vibes: "I search the party of better bodies, just to learn that my dreams aren't rare." "I gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this." "The jokes weren't funny, I took the money, my friends from home don't know what to say."

MR. LINT AS NEW YEARS DAY

#red #getaway car #suburban legends #mr perfectly fine #innocent #sweet nothing #blank space #the archer #vigilante shit #mad woman #the lakes #cornelia street #you're on your own kid #new years day

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taylorgrape · 4 months

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Mariah's Characters as Taylor Swift Songs.

I am still so sorry. @sweet-sweet-petunia

PETUNIA RHUBARB AS FEARLESS "I'm tryin' so hard not to get caught up now." i have to be so real. this ties into junior's which we will see shortly but. i HAD to pick fearless bc bro!!! all the crimes she's committed with an underage asparagus!! she really do be fearless!! ofc there's also the like very sweet and cute energy of this song which gives larry and petunia vibes. but mostly it's abt committing crimes with an underage asparagus. Other notable lyrics that give me Petunia vibes: "So baby drive slow, 'til we run out of road. "You pull me in and I'm a little more brave." "I'd dance in a storm in my best dress, fearless."

JERRY GOURD AS MIRRORBALL "I can change everything about me to fit in." So while this song is inherently about trying to change everything abt urself for the sake of an audience I think for Jerry it's a little different. he changes not bc he has to but bc he is simply vibing. he can be reflective of the people he's around and while he does want to fit in like we all do, he truly is just trying to be everyone's friend bc he literally has no reason not to be. Other notable lyrics that give me Jerry vibes: "I'll show you every version of yourself tonight." "When no one is around, my dear, you'll find me on my tallest tiptoes." "I'm still trying everything to get you laughing at me"

ESTHER AS A PLACE IN THIS WORLD "I'm just a girl, trying to find a place in this world." This was another one that as soon as I knew what this project would be I was like oh this is SO ESTHER. she really is just trying very hard to figure her shit out and live her life and she knows that that's just how life be!! this song also gives me hot normal vibes and that mixed w esther's whole gay thing i'm like yeah this is the song for her Other notable lyrics that give me Esther vibes: "I don't know what I want, so don't ask me, 'cause I'm still trying to figure it out." "I'll be strong, I'll be wrong, oh but life goes on." "And tomorrow's just a mystery, oh yeah, but that's okay."

FRANCOIS BLUEBERRY AS THE LUCKY ONE "And the camera flashes make it look like a dream." a song that is abt the romanticism of hollywood and how it's actually not all that romantic and kind of sucks but ppl would still sell their soul for it. however, francois hasn't reached that second part yet so for me he is the romanticism of this song and show business. he moved far away to live his dream and GOOD FOR HIM. he could never do anything wrong ever. also this is one of my fav songs from one of my fav eras so obviously it had to go to the special little guy. Other notable lyrics that give me Francois vibes: "Another name goes up in lights, like diamonds in the sky." "Now it's big black cars and Riviera views." "It was a few years later, I showed up here." BOB THE TOMATO AS LAVENDER HAZE "I'm damned if I do give a damn what people say." LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR BOBBERRY ARE U KIDDINGGG obviously the song abt the color PURPLE was for them but also!!! so many of these lyrics are so bob coded to me in general?? and then when u add in the megan aspect?? it all came together so beautifully. also this is another one that goes hand in hand with another (bet u can not guess who) but genuinely i am so proud of myself for thinking of this one lmao (also it took everything in me to not make one of the lyrics "the only kind of tomato they see is a one night or a bride lmaaao) Other notable lyrics that give me Bob vibes: "And you don't really read into my melancholia." "I've been under scrutiny , you handle it beautifully, all this shit is new to me." "I just need this love spiral, get it off your chest, get it off my desk."

DAD ASPARAGUS AS CARDIGAN "And when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone's bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite." okay so obviously a decent amount of this is due to the whole mom asparagus trauma. dad has been through a lot and it SHOWS. but also he is SO the type to use romanticized ass lyrics like this to describe his feelings. also idk if dad wears cardigans?? but he seems the type that would so i associated that with him as well. anyways as we know this is perhaps my absolute fav taylor song and so he should be honored to have it. (also notable mention to the fact that i almost added "leaving like a father" as a lyric just bc) Other notable lyrics that give me Dad vibes: "I knew you, your heartbeat on the high line, once in 20 lifetimes." "Chasin' shadows in the grocery line." "And I knew you'd come back to me." ARCHIBALD ASPARAGUS AS MY TEARS RICOCHET "And if I'm dead to you why are you at the wake?" this one makes me feel CRAZY!!! ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAAAAL archibald's whole thing w his brother and lovey and oh my GOD this song was immediately perfect. obviously i take a lot of influence from the whole lovey thing but truly like... this whole song describes that situation to me and i am frothing at the mouth about it. i wish i could put every single lyric but PLEASE listen to it bc it's perfect!!!! Other notable lyrics that give me Archibald vibes: "And I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home." "You had to kill me, but it killed you just the same." "And you're tossing out blame, drunk on this pain, crossing out the good years."

GOSSIP GOURD AS MASTERMIND: "I'm only cryptic and Machiavellian 'cause I care." OBVIOUSLY gossip gourd is a mastermind!! they know so much!!! also disclosure i know who gossip gourd is (figured it out watching vt w mariah irl so u know) but that was part of my reason for picking this song specifically. it fits SO WELL but also to me with or without knowing who it is this song is perfect for gossip gourd imo!! also mariah is an absolute mastermind for picking who she picked lmfao. Other notable lyrics that give me Gossip Gourd vibes: "What if I told you none of it was accidental?" "I laid the groundwork and then just like clockwork, the dominoes cascaded in a line." "If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, strategy sets the scene for the tale."

#fearless #mirrorball #a place in this world #the lucky one #lavender haze #cardigan #my tears ricochet #mastermind

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Ryan's Characters as Taylor Swift Songs

I am so sorry. @rumor-weed

AUDREY "RUMOR" WEED AS NEW ROMANTICS "The rumors are terrible and cruel but honey most of them are true." I'm gonna be so real the above lyric was such a big part of me picking this as a song for her lmao. But also it's just sorta a vibey bop and the general energy of it reminds me so much of Audrey which obviously we love. Other notable lyrics that give me Audrey vibes: "We play dumb but we know exactly what we're doing" "It's poker, he can't see it on my face but I'm about to play my ace." "We team up then switch sides like a record changer."

BARTLEBEY THE BUTLER AS TIMELESS "Time breaks down your mind and body, don't you let it touch your soul." Bartlebey is Timeless for two reasons. One, is, of course, the fact that Ryan and I are constantly pushing the narrative of Pincherbey are in love in every single universe and timeline. The other reason is that we don't know if he belongs in this timeline at all or what his like... whole deal is in any regard. And for that reason it is very funny to just say "Bartlebey is Timeless." Other notable lyrics that give me Bartlebey vibes: "And somehow I know that you and I would've found each other." "I thought about it as I started lookin' 'round at these precious things that time forgot." "We'll have a cardboard box of photos of the life we've made, and you'll say, 'Oh my, we really were timeless'."

PHIL WINKLESTEIN AS TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR "The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star." King of yearning ofc gets the yearning song of all time. Honestly listening to this song and thinking abt the musical situation with Bob and everything just came together. My mans is so in his feelings and if he has a guitar (which he might I'm not caught up on the Phillip lore) I just know that mf would have teardrops on it. Other notable lyrics that give me Phil vibes: "I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night" "So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light, I'll put his picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight." "The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart"

PETER PEPPARAZZI AS EYES OPEN "So here you are, two steps ahead and staying on guard." Ofc Mr. Pepparazzi is the song abt how everyone is watching you. Because my mans is the one watching!! He is the 'everyone' referenced in lyrics below. King of being nosy fr. I really do not have much to say past that bc I love that this is just how he be. Other notable lyrics that give me Peter vibes: "Everybody's waiting for you to break down" "Everybody's watching to see the fallout" "And nobody comes to save you now."

LOVEY ASPARAGUS AS I DID SOMETHING BAD "I don't regret it one bit 'cause he had it comin'." Miss I killed my husband is obviously this song are you KIDDINGGG literally I could just list every single lyric in this song and it would be correct. She's a baddie and even tho she did in fact kill her husband she's kind of a feminist icon for that. He deserved it and I'm glad she did it. Other notable lyrics that give me Lovey vibes: "Most fun I ever had and I'd do it over and over and over again if I could." "They never see it coming what I do next." "They're burning all the witches even if you aren't one, so light me up."

NEBBY K NEZZER AS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN "And snakes and stones never broke my bones." hear me out hear mE OUT- my man has dealt with far too much shit he's done his time... and he's surrounded by well... we know them. He's just done and that is DESERVED. Also, of course I am slightly biased but this is such him and his stupid high school glee rival energy. PLUSSS (as listed below) 'shade never made anybody less gay' ARE YOU KIDDDINGGG so nezzer coded (source: bro trust me) Other notable lyrics that give me Nezzer vibes: "And I'm just like 'Damn, it's 7:00 a.m.'" "You need to calm down, you're being too loud." "'cause shade never made anybody less gay."

ART BIGOTTI AS ILLICIT AFFAIRS "Take the words for what they are; a dwindling mercurial high" Okay obviously this is abt Art yearning for a whole ass married man. BUT ALSO the way this song is written just gives me such Art vibes especially with the whole comparing having an affair to drugs thing lmaaao but like when I was picking songs and this came up I KNEW this was downbad king art bigotti. (ps this is currently one of my top taylor songs so this is a great honor" Other notable lyrics that give me Art vibes: "A drug that only worked the first few hundred times." "You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else." "Look at this idiotic fool that you've made me."

LAURA CARROT AS ANTI-HERO "I should not be left to my own devices." Obviously this is Laura lmao she a baddie but she also is a criminal. And does nothing to better herself which honestly good for her bc same. She don't give a fuck and I admire that!! She owns being an anti-hero and she is so real for that. Also just like... the energy of this song truly gives me Laura vibes so there is also that. Other notable lyrics that give me Laura vibes: "One day I'll watch as you're leaving 'cause you got tired of my scheming." "It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me." "The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out 'She's laughing up at us from hell.'"

GOLITAH GOTTIK AS MEAN "Well, you can take me down with just one single blow," I am going to be so real like 70% of me picking this song was the above lyric bc that's so god damn funny when u think of the bible story. but also. much like nezzer Goliath has been through too much... (see medical malpractice) but despite that he really do be out here just living his life and simply does not have time for the haters which is why i picked this song. Other notable lyrics that give me Goliath vibes: "Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me" "I just wanna feel okay again" "All you are is mean and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life"

PA GRAPE AS THE BEST DAY "I know you were on my side, even when I was wrong." I'm gonna be so real my main reason for picking this song is bc it's literally written abt Taylor's mom so obviously in my fucked up little delusional mind Taylor Grape wrote it abt Pa Grape. I will not be taking any criticims at this time. That said, these lyrics are more like... how she would feel abt him vs ones that just exude his aura but yolo. Other notable lyrics that give me Taylor/Pa vibes: "I don't know why all the trees change in the fall, but I know you're not scared of anything at all." "Don't know how long it's gonna take to feel okay, but I know I had the best day with you today." "And I love you for giving me your eyes, for staying back and watching me shine."

SHANNON CEDRIC UNO SCALLION AS THE 1: "And it's another day waking up alone" Okay so OBVIOUSLY this started as a shitpost bc scallion number one is the 1. HOWEVER. upon reflecting on some of these lyrics I was like... damn i might b on to something. they're sort of just like depressing and cryptic enough, especially out of context and that just felt so perfect for mr uno. Other notable lyrics that give me Uno vibes: "And if you never bleed, you're never gonna grow" "In my defense, I have none." "If one thing had been different, would everything be different today?" KILT BAGPIPE RHUBARB AS SHAKE IT OFF "I go on too many dates but I can't make them stay, at least that's what people say," Bro I will not fucking lie. As soon as I started this project I KNEW this mf had to be shake it off. A hot fuckin mess, slutting around, everyone finding him slightly offputting, but he is an unkillable yale man so he is fr just gonna shake it off. Also, so far this has easily been the one that I hard the hardest time narrowing it down to just four lyrics bc inside and out this song is Kilt all over lmaaaao (derogatory?) Just know that I decided to not put any lyrics from the chorus bc they all fit too well lmfao. Other notable lyrics that give me Kilt vibes: "But I keep cruising, can't stop, won't stop moving." "I never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet." "but I'm just gonna shake to the fella over there with the hella good hair."

TOM GRAPE AS CLOSURE "I'm fine with my spite." okay this song is basically abt someone trying to give closure and this one mf being like nah, i'm good. which to me is so tom. he does NOT need that closure. he's good bein a spiteful little sour grape (which i love for him) but honestly king of not needing the mushy shit. ofc some of this is taken from his relationship with his estranged sister taylor grape but i mean how could i not. Other notable lyrics that give me Tom vibes: "Don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled." "I know that it's over, I don't need your closure." "Reaching out across the sea that you put between you and me, but it's fake and it's oh so unnecessary."

EGG BOY AS IT'S NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND "'Wanna hang out?' Yeah, sounds like fun." okay so my otp: bathroom eggs ass was ofc fully thinking of that when i chose songs for each of them (see bathroom girls for a similar note) but also this song was specifically Egg Boy to me bc... u know what. he DOES think it's nice to have a friend. he's a silly goofy guy who loves his eggs and this song gives me energy of like childhood nostalgia and that is so him and bathroom girl coded to ME. Other notable lyrics that give me Egg Boy vibes: "School bell rings, walk me home, sidewalk chalk covered in snow." "Light pink sky up on the roof, sun sinks down, no curfew." "You've been stressed out lately? Yeah, me too."

VICKI CUCUMBER AS BETTER THAN REVENGE "I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey." I MEEEEEEAN was there even really another option!! Miss steal your man had her man STOLE! a sneaky little bitch (affectionate). I truly feel like there is not much else to say bc the energy of this song is just SO vicki to me. Like this BELONGS to her. Much like Kilt it was SO HARD for me to narrow it down to just four lyrics but i hope u enjoy the ones a pick. Other notable lyrics that give me Vicki vibes: "She took him faster than you could say sabotage." "She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it" "You might have him, but I'll always get the last word." SCOOTER CARROT AS THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS "I'm shaking my head, I'm locking the gates" i have to be so fucking honest rn. I picked Scooter for this song bc this song makes me want to go to a boujee ass hollywood party and get into multiple fist fights with multiple a-listers and honestly i think I would like scooter to be there with me when i do it. He's got just the right amount of spite to help me out. not to mention in soc everyone thought he died so he's got some vengeance in him. me and moyer the destroyer kickin leo dicaprio's ass as god intended. Other notable lyrics that give me Scooter vibes: "This is why we can't have nice things, darling, because you break them, I had to take them away." "And so I took an axe to a mended fence." "Here's a toast to my real friends, they don't care about the he said, she said."

#new romantics #timeless #teardrops on my guitar #eyes open #i did something bad #you need to calm down #illicit affairs #anti-hero #mean #the best day #the 1 #shake it off #closure #it's nice to have a friend #better than revenge #this is why we can't have nice things

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