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The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.
#education#mystudents#thingsmystudentssay#middle school#6th grade#tall tales#bogus#teacher life#teacher confessions
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6th grader: Miss, do you ever say to yourself, MAN! I miss second grade!
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me: If you're finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?
#education mystudents#thingsmystudentssay#middle school#finished#6th grade#bake#children#read#extra credit#teacher life#teacher confessions
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Some days, the fuse is REAL short. https://ift.tt/2CTNdMs
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me: Please keep your hands to yourself.
6th grader 1: It's not a hair salon.
me: Yes, let's keep it sanitary.
6th grader 2: Yeah, cemetery.
#education#mystudents#thingsmystudentss#middle school#cemetery#sanitary#hair salon#6th grade#teacher life#teacher confessions
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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There's secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read 'em out, so we can expose them!
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8th grader: That grade was an F. And I said, "Forget you, devil." And it's a C now!
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34 weeks pregnant, two half days left of school. Lesson plans: 6th grade: Lilo and Stitch 7th grade: Incredibles 8th grade: Anne Frank miniseries
And I just handed out poptarts to three of my students.
Things are going well.
#education#mystudents#last days of school#two days#lesson plans#lilo and stitch#incredibles#anne frank#poptarts#6th grade#7th grade#8th grade#middle school#teacher life#teacher confessions#pregnant teacher#34 weeks pregnant
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7th grader: Y'all makin' my weave itch.
#education#mystudents#thingsmystudentssay#middle school#7th grade#weave#itch#teacher life#teacher confessions
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8th grader: Miss, you didn't take no cookie from lunch?
me: Yeah, I had two.
8th grader: I stole this one. I put it in my titty. See? My titties are worth something.
#education#mystudents#thingsmystudentssay#middle school#cookie#8th grade#titty#lunch#worth#teacher life#teacher confessions
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8th grader 1: You musty.
8th grader 2: Your titty's musty.
#education#mystudents#thingsmystudentssay#middle school#musty#8th grade\#teacher life#teacher confessions
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8th grader: You're not my daughter, you're like my neighbor next door. The kind that always be barging in and taking my food, and always got some Tea to Spill on someone.
#education#mystudents#thingsmystudentssay#middle school#neighbor#daughter#food#tea#shade#spill#8th grade#teacher life#teacher confessions
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8th grader, going in bathroom: Can you guys please talk because I have to go pee and I don't want you hearing me pee.
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In which we have a legit discussion in the 8th grade about the difference between the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, Olaf, and the Abominable Snow Monster. And that none of them are the same.
#education#mystudents#thingsmystudentssay#middle school#8th grade#pillsbury dough boy#stay puft marshmallow man#olaf#abominable snowman#teacher life#teacher confessions
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8th grader 1: Marijuana.
8th grader 2: I don't drink Marijuana.
#education#mystudents#thingsmystudentssay#middle school#marijuana#drink#teacher life#teacher confessions#8th grade
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just drawing one of my favourite mums I’m so excited for the second season
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