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Light Fossils by: Darren Pearson

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My uninteresting headcanons about Jason:

-he can play guitar (but does it rarely)

-bleached his hair once either as a teenager or in early to mid 20's, while he was under...ahem, chem influence, and it...didn't fit him - at least that's what he heard

-has a sister who wanted to become a medic (a small parallel with Clarice whose degree is Dr) and feels guilty for failing her

-didn't bother with keeping his room (when he had one) tidy but after the military he surprisingly does and it's one of the most notable changes about him for those who knew him before (among some other things, like swearing even more and, as I mentioned in some earlier posts, not allowing hair grow longer than was allowed there. From side he seems very fine, but when you get closer to him...oh he is absolutely not the same anymore despite some spots of his previous personality, and I say it in sad way)

-absolutely dislikes it when anyone who never served asserts their bs (for example, complaints about real military people not being "Commando" characters or wishes there was draft again) by using those who did as the point

-now, like other HoA protags, probably dislikes bats because they remind of the vampires

-currently lives with Salim in London, IDK, I decided so

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something old

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Unfortunately for now that's all what i'm gonna contribute to this fandom

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making up a fic in my head with sylus × mc and in this reality their relationship is insaneee

like, please, they are so unhinged together. but imagine a slowburn where with each chapter it just goes downhill. like at first mc would undeniably call sylus a "winged freak" and they would bicker nonstop (sy loves to mess with people). and then as their relationship slowly evolves into longing it progressively gets worse because now everyone has to tolerate how bittersweet those two are.

on top of that imagine the silly nicknames. i just wish there was a fic where all the characters have to team up and by that time sylus and mc are together and everyone else is just so done with it.

if mc called sy a winged freak before now it's caleb who picked up that habit because he lowkey jealous and overprotective and sylus is having so much fun watching him fume with anger but unable to do shit because mc picked him and not caleb. and sy would smirk and use all kinds of mockery to fume caleb more. his favorite is "gear head" but, oh, "swiss army man" rocks too.

zayne trying to deescalate things and calling sylus mc's "feathered friend" to which sy snorts and responds with yet another nickname making zayne frown. because "frosty the snowman", really?? XD

rafayel who obviously called sylus "the dragon prince" more times you could count and sylus who always mocks him back with "drama queen". on rather pissy days sylus uses "merman" and it immediately makes his day 10 times better.

with xavier it's easy as day - the "sleeping beauty". even mc jokes the same and xavier doesn't mind much because he's the most calm and collected out of them all. he doesn't even have a nickname for sylus which at first weirded all out. but the way xavier says his name makes it clear he's degrading the man and sy got used to it pretty quickly and learned to distinguish between annoyed xavier and calm xavier by just his tone of voice.

and now imagine a scene where they're all together and have to team up. they can't stop bickering and mc tries to reason but sy just goes "i'm not working with your disney princess squad". because, again: xavier - sleeping beauty, zayne - elsa, rafayel - ariel. "and the ugly beast" sylus adds, staring caleb dead in the eyes with a shit eating grin.

deescalate the fight, my ass.

i just think it's really funny, i wanna do it :(

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I wonder why no one still made a website where you could publish your unfinished work and the readers could add in the next chapters thus you as a fandom would be making a fic together

Or maybe like make it additional where you as the original author could choose from the pull where this story should go

And the names of other authors who joined in would also be highlighted in the chapters which they wrote so the readers would know who to thank for the continuation of a story

And then you as an original author could add co-creators so they'd also be able to add new chapters when you can't

Of course all the names are in tags duh

But like... imagine

(I swear i realized it sounds so much like google dox in the midst of writing it but pls get my point because as a burnout perfectionist who always thinks and never finds the strength to finish it this site would be helpful af, plus it's a good way of creating a rather interesting narrative as a group project and working alongside each other with so many creative people is just pure bliss)

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who else cheered

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“Yeah they were soulmates, but like platonically.”

Excuse me what else did you need? Jayce to get down on his knees and suck Viktor’s astral plane cock whilst waving a rainbow flag?

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uhm

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What do you think was gayer? Caitvi sex scene or whatever tf this was?

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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

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We finish this together.

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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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i stand with my canceled wife

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that's not what "rearrange his guts" means jayce

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we were all too focused on arcane jesus that we forgot that there had to be an arcane judas