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The first single from The Tortured Poets Department is…………. Fortnight featuring @postmalone 🤍 I’ve been such a huge fan of Post because of the writer he is, his musical experimentation and those melodies he creates that just stick in your head forever. I got to witness that magic come to life firsthand when we worked together on Fortnight. Honestly can’t wait for you guys to hear this song at Midnight TONIGHT and see the video at 8pm ET TOMORROW.

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Short little fluffer-nutter-nothingness-sandwich because the first few lines were so clear in my mind

Written for the @sambuckylibrary Anniversary Event!

"Hypothetically," Bucky says in the middle of the afternoon while Sam is half asleep against him on the couch.

"No," Sam answers without opening his eyes.

"Sam."

"No," Sam repeats more firmly.

"Sammy," Bucky whines, squirms beneath him. "Babydoll. Sweetheart. Love of my life. Sunshine of my world."

"Absolutely not," Sam decides. He sits up, using Bucky's chest as leverage so he has an excuse to touch him, and fixes an unamused stare on him.

"You don't even know what I'm going to say." He's back to fake pouting because that gives him an excuse to spring the puppy dog eyes on Sam.

"Your hypotheticals usually end in us jumping off a bridge into water to escape a bunch of guys dressed like bears."

"That was one time," Bucky objects. He's running his fingers over the back of Sam's head, even while Sam's sitting further back. It does its job of keeping Sam close. Every time his fingers dip to the back of Sam's neck, it sends a shiver through him. "Hypothetically," he continues, "if we left Torres in charge, we could take a honeymoon."

"Oh?" Sam says. "Suddenly Joaquin's qualified to be left alone?"

"He's always qualified to be left alone. Left alone is my favorite version of him."

Sam rolls his eyes. "You wanna leave all the fighting and protecting to Jay, so that we can go hang out on a beach somewhere?"

"Hypothetically," Bucky corrects.

"Four years after we got married," Sam confirms.

"Well, no time like the present. We're never gonna get closer to that date again."

Sam lays down against Bucky's chest again and closes his eyes. "Hypothetically, he'd be the only one we'd tell. No one else is gonna give us permission."

"Well, that's never stopped us before."

"Encouraged us, even," Sam points out.

"Exactly," Bucky agrees. "So let's do it. Let's disappear for a little while. Doesn't have to be a beach. Could go camping or something."

"We got enough camping the last time you 'hypothetically' wanted to hunt down that monster-alien lead."

"Again, not my fault," Bucky defends. "There was a monster-alien in the woods."

"It wasn't doing anything to anyone. You just wanted a picture."

Bucky's massaging Sam's neck now and Sam's falling even further asleep. The argument is about to peter into nothing and Bucky would think he's won.

"What if the world tries to end again?" Sam asks. "What if Captain America needs to save the day?"

"Well, Elijah can stop pretending like he isn't secretly training with all the other kids," Bucky suggests. "He can use that fancy shield Riri Williams definitely didn't make him."

Sam snorts softly. "Good kid. Dunno if he's ready for it yet."

"For the hypothetical end of the world while we're on a beach?"

"Yeah, that." Sam ducks his face under Bucky's jaw and takes a deep breath of his scent. It's the last nail in the coffin. He's got no hold left on his consciousness.

"It'll be fine, Sammy," Bucky promises softly. "Hypothetically."

"Hypothetically," Sam agrees. "Hypothetically, I'd say yes to that. Hypothetically."

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While I was talking with @thatmexisaurusrex I was wondering about any new news about the steelbook set coz some people online have come out with some shots of some of the things that are coming with it (like someone took pics of some of the art postcards for example). I’m just naturally curious even if I don’t end up buying it and some of the pics of what the back looks like made me 👀 coz look at this blurb:

“The pair, who came together in the final moments of Avengers: Endgame” like did they have to phrase it like this? Are they referring to the looking at each other before Steve passes the shield to Sam as them “coming together”? And of all the phrases, they chose THAT?

Now I’m curious who is on their marketing and packaging team coz uh, ok, what a way to throw a bone to sambucky fans there lmao

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hozier released a new song and obvs i had to make it about sambucky, so here’s a snippet with hopefully more to come <3

Sam takes his coffee black, with a small splash of creamer if it’s that kind of day, and a small pinch of cinnamon because he’s fancy like that.

The thing Bucky drinks is less of a coffee and more of a dessert, really. There’s caramel or chocolate syrup, whipped cream, chocolate shavings, creamer, milk and a single shot of espresso that he can’t taste and certainly doesn’t need.

Sam sips his respectful cup of coffee, eyebrows raised as Bucky gets a whipped cream mustache, then he freezes because Bucky sticks his tongue out to lick the rim of the glass because the whipped cream is threatening to melt down the side.

He then licks his lips clean, and Sam’s blood runs hot, mouth dry.

He wants, so badly, to lean over the table and licks Bucky’s lips, taste the sweet drink on them.

He doesn’t, obviously. He closes his eyes instead, and when he opens them, Bucky is staring at him, but Sam can’t read the look on his face.

“Want a taste?” Bucky asks, pushes the cup across the kitchen table.

God, Sam thinks, yes. He wants and he wants and he wants, aches with it. But it’s not really what Bucky’s asking, so he just nods, because saying no isn’t really an option here.

It’s good. Sweet, obviously, too sweet, but it’s good.

He pushes the cup back towards Bucky, grabs his own cup closer and holds it with both hands protectively.

Bucky rolls his eyes and goes back to drinking.

Sam does the same, his own coffee that much more bitter now after the sweet taste of Bucky’s.

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happy one year anniversary to sambucky [redacted] in the meadow

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sabrinacarpenter: that’s a wrap for us on the eras tour :’) sitting at home reflecting on what a whirlwind this was and how very honored i feel to have been part of it. I want to thank every crowd for being so welcoming and generous to us and making some of the most impressive friendship bracelets I’ve ever received🤍 also a huge thank you to the incredible crew for being so hardworking and talented

and the most thank you’s I’ve ever thank you’d to Taylor. I feel so lucky to witness the magic that is you and this tour. there is truly no one like you and there never will be! i love you with all my heart and i will cherish this taybrina era (and all the eras) till the end of time 💞💞💞 (x)

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ECHO, “Lowak” 1.02

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no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

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wilson is so unserious. this show is so unserious. i’m losing it. i’m dying. you can’t end a show like this. i’m losing my fucking mind.

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Crazy, Stupid, Love dir. Glenn Ficarra, John Requa | 2011

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bucky and his sunshine.

marvel parallels 19/?

sebastian stan and anthony mackie in avengers: endgame (2019) and the falcon and the winter soldier (2021)

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dead poets society reference in house this is not a real show

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happy birthday the falcon and the winter soldier i can’t believe it’s been 3 years since my life was forever changed by gay men fucking around and finding out

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Sam wilson is such a good character

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fellas is it gay to look at your best friend through the seats in the bus and talk about your secrets and your emotions while your life hangs in the balance

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“shouldn’t we try a twosome first” HOUSE???????