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YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) dir. Mel Brooks

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'There, honey, it is done,' said Stephen, showing the aardvark its likeness'

-The Mauritius Command

Mr Farquhar was a man with a good understanding and a great deal of information, but at the first mention of Druids, oak-groves or mistletoe a wild gleam came into his eye, a gleam so wild on this occasion that Stephen looked at his watch, rose to his feet, said that he must regretfully leave them, and gathered up his book. 'Should you not like to wash before you go?' asked Farquhar. 'You are somewhat mottled.' 'Thank you,' said Stephen. 'But the being upon whom I am about to wait, though eminent for precedence, does not stand on ceremony.' 'What can he have meant by eminent for precedence?' asked Mr Prote. 'Anyone who is anyone, apart from us, is at the Governor's.' 'He may well mean a black magus, or a potentate among the Hottentots. Now the Druids, I say . . . ' In fact the being's precedence was merely alphabetical: for in the gaiety of his heart Dr Maturin had referred to the aardvark. It stood before him now, a pale creature with a bulky hog-backed body close on five feet long, a broad tall, an immense elongated head ending in a disk-like snout, short stout legs and disproportionately. long translucent ass's ears; it was partially covered with sparse yellowish hair that showed the unwholesome nightwalker's skin below; it blinked repeatedly. The aardvark was acutely conscious of its position and from time to time it licked its small tubular lips, for not only had it been measured and weighed, while a tuft of bristles that could ill be spared had been clipped from its flank, but now it was being looked at through a diminishing-glass and drawn. It was a meek, apologetic animal, incapable of biting and too shy to scratch; and it grew lower and lower in its spirits: its ears drooped until they obscured its weak, melancholy, long lashed eyes. 'There, honey, it is done,' said Stephen, showing the aardvark its likeness: and calling upwards through the ceiling he said, 'Mr van der Poel, I am infinitely obliged to you, sir. Do not stir, I beg. I shall lock the door and leave the key under the mat: I am going back to the ship, and tomorrow you shall see the egg.'

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So now I gotta cut loose

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I'm going through the sex toys, getting rid of the ones I don't use. Anyone need anything? I can boil the glass or silicone ones.

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Who here hasn't used that as a pickup line?

day 80 (WOAH??)

I was feeling really off about my art soo why not redraw an older entry and make a small comic about it?

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Edward Gorey’s Doubtful Guest

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A comic based on this poem

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did you write this? is the best thing I've ever read in my whole life https : / /tf2 chan.ne t/ afanfic/res/9280 . ht ml

I'm so glad you liked it! Now available on AO3 in much more legible format, I give you: Narcissus!

Tagged for medical fetish, guro, and necrophilia, but basically it's just really complicated masturbation. Medic, man.

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sometimes you just gotta gghghghgh. mibph. breh. [sneezes] fibsh. Egg! AAAAAAAAAAAAA egg. L'egg.

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I love that stereograms can be made to work in any medium once you have the trick of crossing your eyes. I also love that this stereogram contains a second, smaller stereogram.

stereo card

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THIS IS GONNA SOUND INSANE BEAR WITH ME--i was reading Transposes and when I got to the end and the author mentioned your username I was like-- 'hey that username sounds familiar", i looked it up and IVE BEEN READING UR TF2 FANFICS FOR LIKE? YEARS? HAHAA it was so cool seeing you in the comic!! I loved your segment!

That doesn't sound nuts at all! I put my username in there because I WANT people to read my writing.

Transposes is by my pal @dylanndr , and thank you for reminding me of its existence. If anyone else wants to read a comic biography of a handful of queer trans guys, it is available on his website, StudioNDR!

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@eastgermanhattrick booyeah

wmata you may want to rethink your phrasing

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@canisalbus

"Five different types of dogs", c. 1547

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I like this bro

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HOT

local single brain-in-a-jar

wants to meet

YOU!!

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@alpojones I felt like you should see/hear these

i'm fond of the jokes along the lines of "you know shit's about to hit the fan when the kazoo comes out" but i just learned what instrument actually makes that noise in the mp100 ost.

it's the seamoons.

they're "machines with lungs and vocal chords"

here's a vid of one playing

i don't know what it is exactly, but knowing it's not a kazoo but one of these tall fellas sure brings Something to the experience

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Never stop hating