textsfromamitypark

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(906): You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son

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(403): I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.

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(902): i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..

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(608): He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.

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(757): HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST

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(304): He stole my heart. I stole his identity.

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(240): What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...

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textsfromamitypark pt. I 

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Hiatus

I really hoped this day wouldn't come but I have to take a breif hiatus I was just barely managing this tumblr between graduating from high school and figuring out everything for college but now my laptop has completely broken so I can no longer make these posts or post the backups I had for when I got too busy to make new ones I'm very sorry and I hope to be back asap if anyone would be willing to submit posts for me to use that would be super appreciated <3 sorry for the inconvenience

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(613): IM WEARING A FLAG

(1-613): So that's a no to the clothes then

(613): FLAG

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(719): "What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud

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(303): You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.

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(302): Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?

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(586): your parents love me but you hate me

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(908): My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night

(212): Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate

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(832): super hot butfun

(832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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[440]: if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret

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