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Whirl: You know, I was a Wrecker once.

Wheeljack: Everyone's been a fragging Wrecker, Whirl. I woke up last week with a hangover and an invitation from Ultra Magnus. Pit, Megatron's probably been a Wrecker.

Whirl: No he hasn't. I checked.

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Mirage: It costs 0 shanix to be nice.

Cliffjumper: That's too much.

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Windblade: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Windblade: Chromia, code name: Been There, Done That.

Windblade: Slipstream is Currently Doing That.

Windblade and Slipstream: *high five*

Windblade: Strongarm is It Happened Once In A Dream.

Windblade: Goldbug is If I Had To Pick A Mech.

Windblade: And Scorchfire is Eagle Two.

Scorchfire: Oh thank Primus.

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Skywarp: Some bots are like slinkies.

Thundercracker: What?

Skywarp: Not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Thundercracker: ...Please don't push Starscream down the stairs.

Skuywarp, pushing Starscream down the stairs: Too late!

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Elita One: I do not do "love". Love is for fools.

Optimus Prime: Hello.

Elita One: ...Frag.

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Slipstream: And then I said, "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Windblade: And then?

Slipstream, clutching a stab wound: Take a guess.

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Optimus Prime: Ironhide. I require your assistance in the training room. 😀

Ironhide: Since when do you use emojis?

Optimus Prime: Road Rocket suggested that using these graphics can 'warm the team up' to my messaging style. 😀

Ironhide: She probably meant for you to use more than the first one on the list.

Optimus Prime: The first one is sufficient. 😀

Optimus Prime: 😀 It is smiling.

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Optimus Primal: In theory, I love my teammates equally, but in practice, Rattrap just filled my room with fig newtons and that's not cool.

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Starscream: I took your advice. Stopped keeping things bottled up.

Thundercracker: I meant a little emotional honesty, not murder!

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Tincture: Is that engex? If so, I want a lot of it.

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Flamewar: I'm the most responsible bot in this faction.

Knock Out: You just set my lab on fire!

Flamewar: I know, and I take full responsibility for it.

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Skywarp: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Thundercracker: An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.

Starscream: A realist sees a train.

Astrotrain: The train sees three idiots standing in his way.

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Starscream: If someone gave you 200 shanix because "you're ugly", would you set aside your ego to take the money?

Knock Out: I'm not gonna turn down 200 shanix just because someone needs their optics fixed.

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Barricade: Everyone has called me ‘Prowl’ all day. I think Flamewar paid them to.

*Later*

Flamewar: Absolutely. Five shanix each, and it was totally worth it.

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Flamewar: What’s up sluts, I’m back from the brig.

Shadow Striker, concerned: Sluts?

Impasse, more concerned: The brig??

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Road Rocket: See? It's a moo point.

Ironhide: Don't you mean moot point?

Road Rocket: No, no, it's like. Moo point, like a cow. 'Cuz like, people don't care about a cow's opinion.

Ironhide: ...Huh.

Ironhide, to the rest of Team Prime: Hey, have I hung out with her for too long or does that just make sense—

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Nightbeat: When you've been a detective as long as I have, you develop thick plating.

Siren: Blue really isn't your color.

Nightbeat: Blue brings out my optics, you scrapheap!