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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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I am not at all normal about Adira - I hope you draw her more 🤩🤩🤩

Drew Adira because I'm totally normal about her and i'm rewatching TTS right now 🙏

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THANK YOU 🤩🤩🤩

This is your friendly reminder that EM fields are 100% fanon. No mention of EM fields or any ability for a Transformer to sense another's emotional state through them has ever been made in any canon piece of Transformers media.

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Job hunting is fun… I have experience of doing nothing for over a year.

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Reading this post spurred me to create my own fanlore in which sparklings literally require exposure to an adult bot's EM field to survive their early development.

I acknowledge it's not canon - but it has a lot of potential that I love, and I can make it work if I put enough effort into it.

This is your friendly reminder that EM fields are 100% fanon. No mention of EM fields or any ability for a Transformer to sense another's emotional state through them has ever been made in any canon piece of Transformers media.

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Art showing Prowl a photo of a spider.

Art: "Is that spider poisonous?"

Prowl: "You mean venomous and no, it's not."

Art: "No, I mean poisonous. I ate it."

Prowl: "WHAT"

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i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman

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Eyes closed, headphones on, just take a moment to imagine Rapunzel and the Brotherhood singing accapella together.

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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

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Swimming headcanons 👙✨

Rapunzel likes fun bikinis. She has multiple and even makes her own. She’s a big fan of frills. She has cheap 50 cent flip flops she paints on. She’s a little fish and will spend hours swimming and playing games with the others. She has a ton of pool floats.

Eugene wears really fancy speedos that are probably way too small to be seen by the public. He has a matching wrap. He is a really good swimmer, but usually just lays down and works on his tan. If he’s in a float, someone will flip him over. He complains about the chlorine messing up his hair.

Lance wears obnoxiously bright and patterned trunks and a gold chain, nothing else. He doesn’t wear sunscreen but he makes the girls and Varian by force. He also isn’t a big swimmer, he just floats around with his pool noodles.

Varian would wear jeans if he’s allowed, but he just wears plain ass trunks and an old t shirt. He also just likes floating around, but easily gets pulled into Raps’ games and races. He, too, indulges in flipping people over.

Kiera wears Varian’s old trunks and a sports bra. Catalina has cute little one pieces that she buys when she shops with Raps. They race eachother most of the time and mess with Varian. They both have really fancy swim goggles.

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The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.

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season 2 of atla is so good because you’ll watch an episode and it’ll be like -

A plot: aang learns to stand his ground in order to begin earth bending

B plot: zuko screams at god to strike him down with lightning

C plot: sokka is stuck in a hole

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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In a protest against censorship, photographer A.L. Schafer staged this iconic photograph in 1934, violating as many rules as possible in one shot.