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I have two modes: emo and creature

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I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

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Here is your mission.

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I'm sorry but you are NOT pathetic enough to date me

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Both TX2 and Ronnie Radke being featured in promotional material for warped tour feels like nails in a coffin that's already been buried for 10 years

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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.

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bad news guys they gave me the hrt that turns you into an impish little scoundrel, such as might be henchman to an evil wizard or demon lord or so on

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Never forget that time I was on a first date with someone so we went back to their dorm to watch a show and we were so close to kissing multiple times but I kept turning away because I didn't want to miss any my hero academia.

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I love it when dudes are like "question everything. Be critical about the world" and what they mean is "I think politics is controlled by evil wizards"

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I like the sentiment of "I'm the best you'll ever have" not because I think I'm particularly great, but because I think everyone else you find will be worse.

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"Are you using ChatGPT right now?" - My speech and debate teamate

"... This is tumblr..?"

"Same thing"

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Watching nosferatu while one of my friends sits on the floor and plays competitive tf2

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I just went on a date with a super cute wizard, but he made me watch while he did a dowsing ritual to find my clit. I'm never going on hinge again.

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I'm in a beginning-of-the-semester depression so I wrote some shitty andreil poetry to cope, hope you enjoy.

Going to your club was the second best thing I've done

The first would come later, but I couldn't have known that yet

You promised it would be a night out of just having fun

It was a hell in a bottle I had no foresight to vett.

You were the closest thing I could call a friend,

The pillar holding me up in the crowd

Fighting laced drinks and pushy men

Id have fucked you right there if you had allowed

When we first met it was like a punch in to the head

To see someone so beautiful and go sleep alone in my bed

Awe turns to hate and dissolves into rust

You tell me you hate me most of the time

I don't know why it hurts so I'll say that I'm fine

Hate turns to want, crystalize into lust