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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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Some of my favorite Snake screenshots

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Lil’ Abu-Se-Ken origami

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ITS NO LONGER JOEVER [x]

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

ITS JOEVER

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thinking again about vampirism as disability

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does a gay little run that pisses you off

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Pic ver:

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The sillies

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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

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ugh whatever 🙄 [drinks your blood with one of these]

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Progress pics of this

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I depend on you

[Original by @/sometimes317 on twitter]

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He has a point

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Chomp

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i was thinking about how vampires are often surrounded by candles for aesthetic reasons but then i considered that they might also light candles because it's the closest they can get to experiencing the warmth and light of the sun and got so upset that i had to go outside and stare off into the distance with my hands behind my back for a while

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You know what that means! (ORIGAMI) FISH