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URGENT!!
Who remembers that meme when a dude comes into someone's room and tries to wake them up or whatever and suddenly there's a second person on the bed behind them.
Pls send me it or send a link I cannot for the life of me find it
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A bit more people involved in the comments than the previous time. Love to see it
Originally I thought the trigger for keegan to say "damn kid, where you'd learn to do that?" was in federation day
Y'know when he says "I count five tangos ahead." And so you take all five out before he could even land a shot?
Someone did the trigger and keegan said "Elias' training payed off" 😭😭😭
The hunt is still on to find where the fuck he says that and its definitely not in "The hunted" because there he says "See Elias? The kid's good" and "nice work" to Logan.
IM GENUINELY CRASHING OUT IF ITS AI i remember a mootie on discord saud they reread the damn scripts for the whole campaign and found shit nothing help
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Well hello there 👀
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Louder for the people in the back 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Hate how Soap has been fadomized as some dumbass. He speaks multiple languages. He's a demolition expert. He's capable of understanding minute social cues most don't pick up on. He can be a "one size fits all" to suit all sorts of situations.
#cod#call of duty#johnny soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#johnny mactavish#bird repeats
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FUCKING SHUT UP AND READ IT
In Sickness, In Health, In Surveillance | MASTERLIST



When you and Simon are forced undercover as a married couple, pretending to live a domestic life next door to your target, the only problem isn’t the mission—it’s each other. Bound by orders and monitored by hidden cameras, you have to act like you’re in love… even though you can barely stand to share the same room. Tension builds over burnt dinners, silent mornings, and whispered arguments behind closed doors. But when the walls close in and the pretense turns dangerous, everything changes. Between bitter snipes and stolen glances, the line between hate and something far more complicated begins to blur. Trapped in a house full of watching eyes, can you and Simon survive the lie before it consumes you both?
Tags/CW: slow burn, fake marriage, undercover mission, forced proximity, invasion of privacy, mild violence, explicit sexual content

01. Welcome to Hell, Mrs. Riley
02. New Faces on the Block
03. Sparring Partners
04. Dinner at Seven
05. Smile for the Cameras
06. A Week of Silent Battles
07. Midnight Knows
08. What Now?
09. Hello, Neighbors
10. When Everything Falls Apart
11. Fading
12. Sign Here
13. After Everything
#fanfiction recommendation#recomendation#read it#masterpiece#cod fanfic#cod#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#real shit#bird repeats
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Amen
I am once again BEGGING people on Tumblr who have never had sex to stop writing smut. I am so sick of seeing the same nonsensical shit in fics. "Simon was just sooo big and he stretched me out with his fingers for an hour but it wasn't enough and he struggled to fit his GIGANTIC PENIS in my TINY LITTLE HOLE and I cried and he said "Don't worry lovey I'll just cram it in there while you cry" and it was soooo sexy."
Fucking stop, please, I'm begging you. First off, no-one wants their pussy fingered for a fucking hour. Second, rape isn't sexy, and if you think it is, you need a therapist and not a 5000 word fic about Simon Riley raping you. If a guy's dick doesn't fit after an hour of foreplay, you're not into him, and you never will be, and him continuing to try is abusive as hell.
PLEASE stop normalising men injuring women during sex and acting like it's hot. This isn't how sex works. You're just encouraging other virgins to let men hurt them during sex. "But I read it in my fan fics! It was so hot!" I hate it so fucking much.
#cod#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#john soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#captain john price#john price#any cod dude really#it is funny to read when you're not a virgin#but scary when you realise that not everyone is experienced#pls don't look at porn and fanfiction to learn about sex#bird repeats
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crying over the Alone mission again actually bc Ghost is talking to Soap to keep him in the right headspace, moving and alive, makes me so emotional. He's giving directions, but he's also checking every change in tone, every too long silence, and every ragged breath. The dark jokes are a test of where he's at mentally. The updates are necessary. And the banter gives Soap something to hold onto.
"Let's focus on you, Johnny."
Bc that's the goal. Survive. Get to me so we can get out. Idgaf about the shadows.
Ghost is a great leader and guerilla fighter and I think this really shows it too. Tactically brilliant and deeply caring about his men.
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Sometimes I like to think how this might have played out if the characters were switched up...
And if Price was in Ghost's position, either Sergeant down there...
Price has humor sure. But I don't think his guiding hand would have had the same effectiveness.
And let's be honest with ourselves, he's quick to anger and very objective driven. If that shit would have happened, I think he would have tried to kill Graves at the trucks. Leading him to either be successful, getting injured, or worse.
I think he would have done well in Ghost's position in the tower, don't get me wrong, Soap likely would have made it out alive with Price. But Price, I think, would have pushed him a bit harder. Where Ghost met Soap where he was at, Price might have asked for more... And if Soap and Gaz were switched, Gaz would have pushed hard for his Captain, making an effort to kill Shadows I think, instead of just getting to Price again...
Alone is a patient hunter's game. And where Ghost is all silent emotional regulation and down to the penny decisions, Price is more push forward and break your enemies apart. Shock and awe. (I could talk more about this in regards to a stealth example too with the docks mission at the beginning of MW2 and him choosing to take the docks - a slightly less stealthy route. Less tact and such than Kyle in the water. More head on, quick, direct kills.)
Price and Ghost's approaches to warfare are distinct. Effective in their own ways. And dangerously complimentary.
Yeah... I get a wee bit emotional.
#abso-fucking-lutely#finally someone gets price's temper#ghost is a fucking sweetheart in comparison to him#bird repeats#cod#call of duty#captain john price#captain price#john price#simon ghost riley#simon riley#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#johnny soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#johnny mactavish#john mactavish
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Fairy tale style. Should I run away from needles, apples or..?
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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Alright people, very important question today.
Where the hell did you find König's rank? I've seen some calling him a colonel, but I cannot for the life of me find the source. Was it some interview? Was it stated somewhere in the game?
Please help, I really want to know
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No one knows for sure, but it ain't ai. It's in the game. Do tell if you find the scene 🙂↕️
A bit more talking about it in the comments under this new post if anyone was wondering
I've Been watching playthroughs with my pookies for the past hour to find where the hell keegan says "Damn kid, Where you'd learn to do that?" And we found shit nothing.
If ANYONE knows when he says this please say because theres no way it could possibly be AI I refuse to believe that I beg 🙏🙏
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Might write some shit later. Personal tag is #mocking nest, re-bloging tag is #bird repeats
Edit: something about cod: ghosts. Sucker for those bitches
Edit 2: has this turned into a repost account? Guess so. Mockingbird be repeating after others ig. Not enough cod: ghosts, though 😞
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