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[the-gulhaj]

But what if we all wake up in 5 hours and are thirsty! That's why I left the water there!

If you let me go I will come back with waterbottles for everyone, and then we can make a shark cuddle puddle and fall asleep. (We'll idk how much sleep I'm gonna get if you all bite me.)

Rough day? Come with me. I know a soft spot.

*tucks you into bed and leaves a glass of water on you bedside table*

[the-gulhaj]

I have been trapped by multiple tired biters... oh no! Not the water :<

Somebody send water help! I don't need help to escape the biting, but someone needs to save water!

Rough day? Come with me. I know a soft spot.

*tucks you into bed and leaves a glass of water on you bedside table*

[the-gulhaj]

D:

I was just trying to make a nice Cosy time ;-;

Rough day? Come with me. I know a soft spot.

*tucks you into bed and leaves a glass of water on you bedside table*

[the-gulhaj]

Smahaj! Not you too!

Rough day? Come with me. I know a soft spot.

*tucks you into bed and leaves a glass of water on you bedside table*

[the-gulhaj]

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Kermit the Frog. He has very little muscle, but can jump, is flexible, and hard to get ahold of. He's armed with a small caliber handgun that only has 6 bullets, and which he has no skill in using. VS Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. He's only armed with a cheap folding chair, but he's still The Rock (very big, very strong, with the moves and the reflexes of a pro wrestler). You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

I don't know that much about Muppet lore. Kan the muppets loose? Like is this a "good vs bad" situation where the good always win, but instead it's the Muppet always winning for comedic effects?

Think I have the wage my money on Kermit.

[the-gulhaj]

D:

What was that for???

Rough day? Come with me. I know a soft spot.

*tucks you into bed and leaves a glass of water on you bedside table*

[the-gulhaj]

Silly Game Time: The more obscure creatures from mythology and/or folklore deserve some love. Plus, the world could use more giant statues (I'm talking 300 ft or 91.5 meters in height kinda giant!). Time to solve two problems at once; you get to pick where one statue will go AND which creature it'll represent.

No limitations on location, and the only creature restriction being that it's lesser known (for example, *not* dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, Bigfoot, or the Mothman because they're already well-known and well-loved).

Time to bring in some norse mythology!

Norse mythology moved with the settlements the Vikings made, until Harald Blåtand decided to leave the 'old gods' and join Christianity. (Probably to be able to trade with other Christian countries)

Norse mythology has alot of cool mythological creatures! Probably the most known is Lokes children. Midgårdsormen, Fenrisulven and Hel.

And given the fact it get to be such a big statue I think it should be Midgårdsormen! Start the statue in the ocean near a cliff side and have the worm go from the ocean, up the cliff, staring at the pedestrians walking by from a safe distance. Like the worm has chooses to rise from the ocean as it takes a look around. (It wraps around the whole world given the story, so any coast would be acceptable.)

This would be fun I think.

[the-gulhaj]

Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy (of any medium--novel, comic, movie, show, podcast, game, etc. including OCs if you like)? AND which of them would do better in an archery contest?

Have mentioned them alot but the little prince from the little prince is one of my favorite characters!

Been watching some superhero movies lately and quite like black panther!

The little prince has no archery skills as far as I am aware. The black panther has most likely at some point touched a bow and arrow. So I think he would win the contest.

[the-gulhaj]

Rough day? Come with me. I know a soft spot.

*tucks you into bed and leaves a glass of water on you bedside table*

[the-gulhaj]

I was chilling in bed.

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[the-gulhaj]

That's amazing! We have so much in common! Like liking water! The best thing of all!

@the-gulhaj great things are happening in the discord

[the-gulhaj]

I do consider myself and avid water enjoyer.

@the-gulhaj great things are happening in the discord

[the-gulhaj]

Hydration! :D

Drink water with me homie! Let's all get hydrated! Hurray for water!

@the-gulhaj great things are happening in the discord

[the-gulhaj]

:D

Mom wait i don't have a mom... I'm famous!

Yipee!

@the-gulhaj great things are happening in the discord

[the-gulhaj]

:(

it’s fucked up being an ikea plushie. people can just. put you in situations. feed you shitty food. make you do things you never would’ve otherwise. *long drag from my ikea meatball cigarette*

[the-gulhaj]

I'm thirsty time to go get myself some water

[the-gulhaj]

Its okay blahaj Elvis.

You can have river water in your socks if you really want to. We won't judge. We know it's quick easy and free. (Even though we live in an ocean, that has quick, easy and free salt water)

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive