the-gulhaj

[the-gulhaj]

I am not a boy. May I look at them?

Look at my pinch pots, boy

[the-gulhaj]

Refresh?

Hard to say with that many colors.

But keep me updated!

Silly Game Time: I appear to have contracted vampirism. Symptoms include an unholy thirst for the blood of living humans, uncomfortable reactions to garlic and silver (like an allergy), and extreme susceptibility to sunburns (oddly enough, though, I'm *less* repulsed by religious displays like crucifixes, the magen david, or Islamic calls to prayer than before--go figure).

Any recommendations for how to cure it, or at least make the best of it?

Go to a doctor and get a blood prescription. Vampirism happens to the best of us. Just stay calm and enjoy your new life.

Oh and remeber to get a factor 200 sunscreen.

[the-gulhaj]

Well that sounds like a really cool idea!

Silly Game Time: I appear to have contracted vampirism. Symptoms include an unholy thirst for the blood of living humans, uncomfortable reactions to garlic and silver (like an allergy), and extreme susceptibility to sunburns (oddly enough, though, I'm *less* repulsed by religious displays like crucifixes, the magen david, or Islamic calls to prayer than before--go figure).

Any recommendations for how to cure it, or at least make the best of it?

Go to a doctor and get a blood prescription. Vampirism happens to the best of us. Just stay calm and enjoy your new life.

Oh and remeber to get a factor 200 sunscreen.

[the-gulhaj]

Are you gonna start mass producing them to cure vampireanism?

Silly Game Time: I appear to have contracted vampirism. Symptoms include an unholy thirst for the blood of living humans, uncomfortable reactions to garlic and silver (like an allergy), and extreme susceptibility to sunburns (oddly enough, though, I'm *less* repulsed by religious displays like crucifixes, the magen david, or Islamic calls to prayer than before--go figure).

Any recommendations for how to cure it, or at least make the best of it?

Go to a doctor and get a blood prescription. Vampirism happens to the best of us. Just stay calm and enjoy your new life.

Oh and remeber to get a factor 200 sunscreen.

[the-gulhaj]

Rodhaj you can't just tell peopel to get a pixilation gun. Thouse are hard to come by!

Silly Game Time: I appear to have contracted vampirism. Symptoms include an unholy thirst for the blood of living humans, uncomfortable reactions to garlic and silver (like an allergy), and extreme susceptibility to sunburns (oddly enough, though, I'm *less* repulsed by religious displays like crucifixes, the magen david, or Islamic calls to prayer than before--go figure).

Any recommendations for how to cure it, or at least make the best of it?

Go to a doctor and get a blood prescription. Vampirism happens to the best of us. Just stay calm and enjoy your new life.

Oh and remeber to get a factor 200 sunscreen.

[the-gulhaj]

Silly Game Time: I appear to have contracted vampirism. Symptoms include an unholy thirst for the blood of living humans, uncomfortable reactions to garlic and silver (like an allergy), and extreme susceptibility to sunburns (oddly enough, though, I'm *less* repulsed by religious displays like crucifixes, the magen david, or Islamic calls to prayer than before--go figure).

Any recommendations for how to cure it, or at least make the best of it?

Go to a doctor and get a blood prescription. Vampirism happens to the best of us. Just stay calm and enjoy your new life.

Oh and remeber to get a factor 200 sunscreen.

[the-gulhaj]

Silly Game Time: What are the first and second foods you associate with the classical (East Asian) elements of Wood and/or Metal?

Can you eat wood? Is there edible wood?

I'm gonna go eat some wood brb.

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you ^-^

I am Gulhaj

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you ^-^

I am Gulhaj

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you ^-^

I am Gulhaj

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you ^-^

I am Gulhaj

[the-gulhaj]

Kinda yeah

I keep seeing these so here we go

10k notes before may ends and I'll come out to my friends as bisexual no limit (yes it's unrealistic on purpose I'm a coward) I'll tag a few: @deadskincellsonyourpillow @system-of-cats @sillyness-incarnate

[the-gulhaj]

Well i know @regnbagshaj do.

I keep seeing these so here we go

10k notes before may ends and I'll come out to my friends as bisexual no limit (yes it's unrealistic on purpose I'm a coward) I'll tag a few: @deadskincellsonyourpillow @system-of-cats @sillyness-incarnate

[the-gulhaj]

Glad your back though!

My questions still stands however.

*sigh* Look, Waxpot. We've been told to hand the three of you back to your home dimension for "dimensional house arrest".

Oh. Thanks, I guess?

Eh, sounds better, I guess.

Sure, if that's the best you could do.

Alright. Transferring you back in 3, 2, 1...

*The Waxpot Subsystem are teleported back to their home dimension*

@demonhaj @the-rodhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @the-rodbrunhaj

[the-gulhaj]

Aw :<

Thank you for notifying me.

*sigh* Look, Waxpot. We've been told to hand the three of you back to your home dimension for "dimensional house arrest".

Oh. Thanks, I guess?

Eh, sounds better, I guess.

Sure, if that's the best you could do.

Alright. Transferring you back in 3, 2, 1...

*The Waxpot Subsystem are teleported back to their home dimension*

@demonhaj @the-rodhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @the-rodbrunhaj

[the-gulhaj]

Why do hajs keep getting kidnapped and charged for crimes?

You would think they would just let us, a supportive group of transphobe eaters, be in peace.

ATTENTION

The entities formerly in charge of this blog have been apprehended by the Supreme Authority of Transdimensional Justice for transdimensional vandalism and transdimensional mass murder, both outside of their home dimension and within the last 2 weeks. The SATJ apologizes for the inconvenience.

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you ^-^

I am Gulhaj