A list of supremely funny and unsexy lines (or ideas) in stories that are supposed to be sexy (usually. also there are some weird tags). Please do not make fun of the authors of fics whose works feature on this blog. This is all in good fun and not meant to hurt anyone; in fact some of these lines are from fics that I love. If you are a fanfiction author and find something from your fic on this blog and don't want it there, tell me and I will remove it as soon as I see your message.
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My chapter titles in Your Mortality
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Hiii I have a submission. I didn't want to post this on my own blog because I was worried it would come off as bullying, but... (Also if this is too graphic of a submission then I'm sorry, I couldn't find submission rules)
I was looking through the "Barack Obama tag" for funsies and couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity. I'm so confused. Why does it have 30 chapters.
thanks, this is terrifying and I think we should all mass-send it to trump's stupid dei snitch email address (is it still open or did he give up on it because we spammed it with bullshit yet?)
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My chapter titles in Your Mortality
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My rewrite of My Immortal
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My friends and I read an ao3 Jesus/reader foot fetish fic as a sleepover dare(we are from a catholic school) and it was. Very very bad.

Very fucking weird
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“It’s like beating someone up, but with my dick!”
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“#inappropriate usage of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein”
Like the book itself or its themes?
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I made a cosplay blog @vxlvetcece-cosplay :)
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“You cannot be doin’ this! Put your fuckin’ cock away and go play ball.”
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"Being partially dismantled and filled with doves was honestly more likely."
#i want you guys to guess which fandom this came from and which character it's about#it's not super hard i don't think
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"I've got ghosts in my blood and cocaine's illegal now, so I just have to put up with minor inconveniences"
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"Better take me down quick, or I might do something really evil, like paying my taxes!”
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