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Headcanon: Using the talking hammer is Paz and Din’s fault. The Armorer got tried of their shit and made a new rule.

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-playing twister-

Armorer: Bo Katan, place your left hand on red

-Bo reaches out and fake falls landing on top of Din-

Din: you’re both doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Armorer: I stopped spinning 5 turns ago

Bo Katan: I have no idea what you’re talking about -winks at Din-

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Ragnar: Uncle Din tricked Papa again

Axe: he did not! I knew exactly what I was doing!

Ragnar: then how come you haven’t taken your helmet off for 4 hours?

Axe: I told you, I was helping train foundlings with targeting systems.

Ragnar: Dad, Papa’s helmet is stuck on his head.

Paz Vizsla: I’ll get the tools.

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Ace woves: fuck you, Djarin!

Din: Thanks, but Bo already does

Bo-Katan: I can set you up with one of your own though. I think Paz Vizsla wouldn’t mind going on a date. Or at the very least a spar

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Axe Wove: I have feelings for someone, but I don’t know whether to rip the bandage off or leave well enough alone

Bo-Katan: just ask Paz out already

Axe Wove: how did you know who it was?!

Din Djarin: you weren’t exactly subtle. The clan has been making bets on if you were courting, had already shared vows, or if you were obliviousness and never get a clue. If you could jsut hold out on asking him for another week, that would be great

Axe Wove: fuck you, Djarin!

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Bo-Katan: I have feelings for someone but I don’t know how they would receive them or if they would like me in return

Axe Woves: just rip the bandage off and tell them. Don’t coat it in bacta.

Bo-Katan: it’s Din Djarin

Axe Woves: what the fuck? The guy from the cult?! Put the bandage back on a drown it in Bacta, maybe it will cure you

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Grogu any time Din is so much as scratched: ahhh? -offers bacta-

Din: -sighs-

Bo-Katan: -chuckling- well, I guess I don’t have to worry about if you’re injured

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Paz Vizsla: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Dinn Djarin: I’m a knife

Bo-Katan -from across the ship-: he’s the little spoon

-Paz laughs while Din throws a punch at him-

Bo-Katan: he’s a little spoon too isn’t he?

Axe Woves: yep

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Bo-Katan: wow…. I sure am thirsty after that spar. Know of any good places to get a drink?

Din: I usually just get something at home. I have a good filtration system.

-Paz and Axe watching from the side-

Axe: he has no clue she was trying to ask him out, does he?

Paz: None at all.

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-sitting in the local cantina waiting for a mark to enter-

Grogu sitting in IG-12: -reaches for some food a passing server has-

Din: No, Grogu

Grogu: yes

Din: no

Grogu: yes

Din -firmly-: No

Grogu: yes -reaches for another server passing with food-

Din: Grogu, no. We have to order food. You can’t just steal it off of other people’s orders!

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Paz Vizsla: Where do you think you’re going? Mom said you’re grounded

Din Djarin: and my feet are firmly planted on the ground. Jet pack is locked away.

Paz Vizsla: That’s not what she meant and you know it

Din Djarin: I’m going to start a fight with some droids. 

Paz Vizsla: -crosses arms-

Din Djarin: Didn’t you have a new weapon you wanted to try out?

Paz Vizsla:....fine, but we’re coming straight back after. 

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Paz Vizsla: My son has the best accuracy of the foundlings

Din: My son can shoot the most targets at the same time

Paz Vizsla: My son has the longest standing record of the foundlings!

Din: My son can jump higher than any other foundling!

-Ragnar and Grogu standing to the side watching-

Ragnar: You want to go find some cookies?

Grogu: Patu! -leads Ragnar to the cookies-

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The Armorer watching Grogu and Ragnar cause havoc together with Din and Paz Vizsla chasing after them: This is The Way

-sips her wine while reflecting on all the times she watched Din and Paz cause havoc as children-

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Din Djarin: I will stay by your side until your song is written

Bo-Katan: That was very eloquent, thank you Din Djarin.

-Paz leaning over to Axe-: Does she know he just asked her out?

Axe: Does he know he just proposed to her? She better not join your cult...

Paz: You weren’t complaining about my cult 5 minutes ago when I-

Axe: That’s different an you know it!

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Koska Reeves: remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal, family

Axe Woves: -snorts- sure, if you can call that bantha breath normal -nods at Bo-Katan-

Bo-Katan: we’re siblings, idiot. If I have bantha breath you have bantha breath -shoves Axe-

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-someone beating up Din Djarin-

Paz Vizsla: HEY! Leave him alone! That’s my little brother!

Person: I though you said he was droid bait and didn’t know how to fight?

Paz Vizsla: well yeah, but he’s my little brother so only I get to call him that! 

-pummels other person-

Din Djarin: -groaning and clutching this side- I had him. He was mine to get

Paz Vizsla: A little help never hurt... droid bait.

Din Djarin: -kicks Paz Vizsla in the shins-

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Armorer: This is my eldest, Paz Vizsla. He is strong. He is Mandalorian. He could do to have a little more imagination. But he gets the job done.

Armorer: This is my other son. Din Djarin. He’s a dreamer. He is an introvert. He is rebellious. He is Mandalorian. He also gets the job done... but could do to have a little more common sense. Together, they would be unstopbable.

Paz Vizsla: HE’S TOUCHING ME! YOU SAID WE COULDN’T TOUCH EACH OTHER AND HE’S TOUCHING ME!

Din Djarin: No I’m not! I’m touching the air AROUND you

Armorer: -sighs-