#mandalorian incorrect quotes

[midnightdjarin]

mandalorian & book of boba fett spoilers⚠️

paz, book of boba fett: THE DARKSABER IS MINE YOU MUST DIE APOSTATE I HATE YOU

paz, mando s3: me and this guy have had our ups & downs but he IS my bestie

[tattycoram]

Ahsoka: Din grew up in a cult so he's always trying to prove that he's tough

Boba: Careful, that's hot

Din: Oh is it? Hmm?

Din: *pours entire bottle of hot source into his broth and chokes on it*

[sithzuko]

ahsoka: i see you have been observing the mandalorian for some time now. what have you learnt about him?

luke: people fall in love with him very easily

ahsoka: can i have an example?

luke: me

[the-mando-family]

Armorer: This is my eldest, Paz Vizsla. He is strong. He is Mandalorian. He could do to have a little more imagination. But he gets the job done.

Armorer: This is my other son. Din Djarin. He’s a dreamer. He is an introvert. He is rebellious. He is Mandalorian. He also gets the job done... but could do to have a little more common sense. Together, they would be unstopbable.

Paz Vizsla: HE’S TOUCHING ME! YOU SAID WE COULDN’T TOUCH EACH OTHER AND HE’S TOUCHING ME!

Din Djarin: No I’m not! I’m touching the air AROUND you

Armorer: -sighs-

[merrymongoose]

Mand'alor Din: I hate politicians.

Boba: But...you're a politician?

Din: Who said I don't hate myself?

[moonyswritinq]

you, being held at knifepoint : “see, what did I tell you? I was right. I told you he was sketchy.”

mando : “this isn’t really the time to be petty.”

you : “it’s always the time to be petty.”

[t65flyer]

Bo: Can I ask you something?

Din: What is it?

Bo: Those arrows on your gauntlets…

Din: What about them?

Bo: …are they there to tell you which way to point your gun? 😏

Din: … 😑

[bambambunny]

luke: may the force be with you

mando: ??????

mando: and with your spirit? what do you want me to say to that??

[salome-c]

The Mandalorian Incorrect quotes.

[incorrectmandalorian]

keeping up with the mandalorians

[starwarstweets]

[midnightdjarin]

din & bo katan: *intense arguing and stare offs*

axe: *whispers* 10 credits says they’ll kiss

koska: we shouldn’t bet on that, that’s wrong

axe: …

koska: …

axe: …

koska: *whispers* 20 credits

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

[padawansuggest]

Boba, the most poetic bitch in the west: Love is an open trap door, and Djarin, I’m a rancor waiting at the bottom to tear you apart.

Din, a Very Literal Autistic: …FENNEC HES THREATENING ME-

Boba: Wait-

Fennec: *cackling while watching Din grab Grogu and run out the door*

Boba: …not as good at that as I used to be :/

Fennec: Please keep doing what you’re doing it’s SO entertaining to me.

[headcanonthings]

Luke: Is any of this legal?

Din: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.

Luke: ...And here?

Din: Not even remotely.

[paz-djarin]

Din, at Paz’s funeral: Can I have a moment with him.

The Armorer: Of course.

Din, leaning over Paz’s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Paz: Yeah no shit.