#paz viszla

[uglybumbo]

These people are so weird.

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

[sticks-and-souls]

Paz and Axe both lifting Grogu to safety not five minutes after he stopped them from killing each other warmed my entire cold dead heart.

[floral-force]

paz throwing hands over mandalorian chess made me feel so seen as somebody who has been known to flip the monopoly board

[paz-djarin]

Din, at Paz’s funeral: Can I have a moment with him.

The Armorer: Of course.

Din, leaning over Paz’s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Paz: Yeah no shit.

[flaccid-rats]

Okay but what the fuck was that conversation like when they decided to bring the flying baby dinosaurs home

Was it like. A collective agreement because the Mandalorian Adoption Instinct kicked in? Did one of them go ‘I call dibs on that one’ and then they squabbled among themselves about who gets to adopt the other two? Did Din gaze longingly at them because babies and Paz just sighs deeply and was like ‘round ‘em up we’re gonna have communal dinosaurs babies’ because he knows Din’s gonna try and take them home? Was Bo-Katan just like ‘hey wouldn’t this be funny’? What was that conversation I need to know—

[browneyedmando]

paz: our foundlings… they get on well

din: yes, they remind me of us when we were younglings.

[hard cut to ragnar and grogu bar fight brawling in the background]

[genyasglockk]

paz vizsla is din's number one hater. that man sees din walk into a room and starts seething behind his helmet I just know it.

[that-dumb-dinosaur]

imagine the guy your dad is always complaining about rolls back in with his tiny gremlin child and then the tiny gremlin child somehow beats you in paintball and then you get swallowed by a fucking dinosaur bird. Ragnar was not having a good 5 minutes there.

[moncuries]

(seeing two men fight) ah… foreplay

[sol-insidious]

Luke: “Yeah so I’m basically an extremely powerful warrior who’s overcome countless trials in my life thus far with great strength and courage. I’m extremely devout and strive to uphold the tenants of my creed that are most meaningful to me without overshadowing my duties as a teacher and a father. Literally nothing is more important to me than protecting those I call family, through blood, love, or circumstance. Have I also mentioned how much I love kids??? I literally want to adopt 70 kids right now. I’m also attracted to men.”

Paz, leaning towards Din: “Vod, if you don’t fuck the jetii, I will.”

[burgundysparked]

Next week on The Mandalorian, I assume.

[itdoesntmatt3r]

Headcanon: Using the talking hammer is Paz and Din’s fault. The Armorer got tried of their shit and made a new rule.

[jaspermoons]

Since I did, Din might as well do my boy Paz🤩🥰

[metahigh]

Paz, holding the talking hammer: Din Djarin? The idiot who compromised our prev covert? Who adopted thee smallest foundling in existence? The Ex-Apostate? You all know I hate that guy. Want to stomp him into the earth every time i see his stupid face. I gag when i talk to him. But he did kinda save my cool normal sized kid and i too want better daycare for him so. Ok. I'm gonna say it........ He has a point. Let's fuck'em up, bitches, or is this not the way?!

[salome-c]

*Paris Hilton voice* That's hot.