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OMFG NO LIES THIS IS THE BEST

WATCH THIS FUCKING ADORABLE FUCKING SHORT ABOUT GAY WEREWOLF BOYFRIENDS THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN

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<3 I would give these to the girl I liked... She LOVES rings... Except she’s straght ;n; 

Three piece ring sets by DAINTYmeBOUTIQUE on Etsy

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reblog with your sign in the tags

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE 

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that. 

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN. 

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time. 

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often. 

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable. 

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to. 

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god. 

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone. 

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... What was that about God and religion being the law? Don’t think so. I’ll just take my marriage equality and watch as my own dad becomes the next big mind of America. 

Btw I don’t hate religion but rn it needs to get out of my life <3

If all the atheists left the USA it would lose 93% of scientists and <1% of the prison population. . #atheist #atheism #religion #christian #muslim #islam #god #bible #isis #lgbt #funny #feelthebern

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Smoooooooth 

Also talk to me ;n;

If I have lips… And you have lips…. Hmmmm…… I wonder what would happen if I put my lips on yours

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Of coouurse! <3

Reblog if this is true for your blog

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I find myself incapable of not reblogging this

Hey hot stuff, see something you like?

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Who else loves someone you can’t have

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I hate myself because I had this awesome girlfriend but she wasn’t there for me  when I needed her so when I came back I was a little mad but not for long because she dumped me and vanished from my life (even though we used to be best friends) and I was sad and stupid crap like that till I got super pissed but now I’m over here like “I WANT LOVE SOMEONE LOVE ME LET ME LOVE YOU” augh I need to take a chill pill from crushies rn

^^ And that’s another useless post from The-Queer-Cat you’re welcome ^^

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#Truth

Favorite thing ever Image found from J.K.Rowling’s twitter

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The getting married thing is very important indeed :3 Yas

I’m gonna invite the westbro baptist church to my wedding. 😂😂

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Omg so I went to pride and got a big pride flag and rainbow earings and a rainbow necklace and I had to get braces so I did them rainbow and I have a rainbow wig and rainbow fingerless gloves somewhere around here <3

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Yas there should be rainbows everywhere <3

I’m gonna invite the westbro baptist church to my wedding. 😂😂

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Yeah… maybe they shouLD FIND OUT ABOUT STUFF AND NOT JUDGE PEOPLE BASED ON ASSUMPTIONS, STEREOTYPES, OR A 2000 YEARS OLD BOOK??????“?!

westboro babtist church more like westmoron bullshit church 

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Can I come lol

I’m gonna invite the westbro baptist church to my wedding. 😂😂

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LMFAO ME TOO

A typo

For a full year today I’ve literally been calling the Westboro Baptist Church 

WestBRO baptist church. 

I only needed to misread it once for it to stick. My gods. 

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This is just disgusting…