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Just rewatching Zelda play throughs and uh…you tell me what you see….

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My ma said I had to shave my pits cause they be hairy and that’s not lady like. Then she said it was because I would smell so I asked why she doesn’t tell my brother to shave his pits then. She said because “he’s a guy” so I said oh ok then it has nothing to do with hygiene and everything to do with societal norms and if we’re gonna go by what’s lady like then she needs to get on a gurdle and a dress. Then I called her a butch (lesbo), cause she is, and she got mad at me hahahahahahhahaha

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I’m plotting a story and the suggestive text really wants me to make it dark 💀💀

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No ♥️

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Doot 🎺 🎃 Doot 🎺 👻

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So what happens when you have a dream about draco malfoy and he was about to sexually assaulted you but then turned into a drag queen and started “doing it” with one of his friends in front you. Do I need to be medicated yes or no

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I hate everything in these cookies but my bf loves everything in this so guess who has to make them for him now

Pumpkin Marshmallow Snickerdoodles

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SO…..HOWS YOURE MORNING…..

MY BROTHER IS F*CKING HIS GF IN THE SHOWER……

AND ITS FUCKING LOUD……

…..OFF TO THERAPY WITH ME HAHAHA

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🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Making Mac N Cheese with my 2 year old dancing to “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” is one of the reasons I refuse to un alive myself no matter how sad I get

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You’re going to the wrong kind of dinner parties 🎉

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In all seriousness is it good or bad if you make you’re therapist cry, it’s happened more times than you think

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To all the hoes who made fun of me for smoking IM BOUT TO GET MY MONEY FUCK YALL

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Well damn tumblr really callin me out today

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For the people who accept cancel culture and participate in it….I hope you live in misery for the rest of your life, y’all have ruined so many peoples lives when most of you barely started your own

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But in reality who the hell wants the thinner looking wrap?!?!? Imma take that thick wrap and laugh at the other one what