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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

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Here is probably the most interesting part of the article.

It is common policy, however, that politically appointed ambassadors resign at the start of a new administration. It is less common to have no replacements in line.

As many as 80 ambassadors for countries, agencies and issues - such as the ambassador for global women’s issues - have been discarded at once.

The move now threatens leaving many countries without Senate-confirmed envoys for months and cutting off a direct line to the President, and some in countries which have sensitive relations to the US.

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This is so pure. :)

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The thing about living with chronic pain or illness is that once something new happens, it’s really hard to deal with for the few few hours or days.

Then it just becomes second nature and you learn to not cry or complain about it, and sometimes it never gets taken care of bc you forget it’s there. Doesn’t mean you don’t feel it, it just means you had to stop caring that you feel it.

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when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

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Growing up with eczema

(because everybody thinks all we have to do is put on lots of lotion and not scratch)

waking up in pain with blood all over your sheets

being afraid to go to sleep because you can’t control your scratching when you’re asleep

having to do your laundry all the time because dead skin cells are everywhere

everything burns in the shower, even when you use cold water

no hot water: no hot showers, no hot tubs, no hot springs

not being able to go on sleepovers or travel to certain places because you can’t pack your humidifier or air purifier or the climate will fuck you up or there are just too many allergens there

if you ever do feel like going anywhere, having to pack your entire medicine cabinet (gauze and bandages included)

having to be careful with anything you put on your skin: makeup, lotions, etc…

clothing: as a child, cotton only - no jeans, no polyester, nope

when eczema breaks out on your face or any visible part of your body, and people are afraid of being near you for fear of catching some horrible disease. also people just straight up staring at you

hiding at home because you feel like the ugliest person in the world

not being able to wear short sleeves or shorts because you’re afraid of people seeing your scars

the only medications that work have horrible side effects…like topical steroid withdrawal or increasing the risk of skin cancer

being the really annoying friend with all the food allergies

not being able to exercise when you want to because you’re allergic to your own sweat or your joints are too inflamed to move

not being able to cry because your eyelids might break out

landing in the hospital because of life-threatening skin infections

…just sorta needed to get this off my chest

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TV women loving women appreciation week ♦ Day 6: favorite badass moment ↳ Root (Person of Interest): “These guys are really pissing me off”.

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long term effects of emotional abuse:

a distrust in your perceptions 

a tendency to be fearful or on guard

self-consciousness or fear of how you are coming across

an inability to be spontaneous

a distrust of people and in future relationships

anger that bursts out unexpectedly

sensitivity to anyone trying to control you

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Bunch of nerds.

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I remember when I was 9 years old neopets taught me what cum meant. Not what an orgasm is, but what the word cum meant. I was postin on the neoboards, doing my 9 year old thing, and all of a sudden I was kicked off the forum and blocked????? I was like what the fuck I’m 9 I just want to talk about my jubjub?? (his name was JubInATub how clever is that I know). So I investigated and it said I had been soft banned for using inappropriate language, and it had the word like censored and I had to click on it to see what it said, so I do and I see the word CUM written in bold red letters, plain as the morning sun, strung up and exposed to the brisk wind like freshly laundered linens, and was understandably offended like??? Cum on guys this has to be a mistake I was just asking what was the best time to cum to the ice caves and try to sneak some free shit from that ice snake bitch, that thing was ALWAYS awake. So my bitty 9 y/o brain was like what the hell neopets, maybe they just don’t understand Internet Lingo like obviously I was using a Hip and Cool instant message shorthand to save my precious 9 y/o time (a girls got shit to do like damn). So I was like let’s lay this to rest, I’m gonna google search this shit, screen shot the definition and send it in an email to the CEO Mr. Neopet himself, lay down some knowledge on these fogies. So my sweet little innocent fingers pull up Google dot com and type in the letters C-U-M expecting validation and let me tell you friends, what I found shocked my innocent child psyche to the core. The root of who I was got ripped to shreds, obliterated by the wood chipper that is this cruel and disgusting world we live in. That day changed me, it was a crossroads of my life and I was thrust down a path that I have yet to return from.

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All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together.

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People: You shouldn’t give up on your dreams just because of Chronic Illness!!!*~*~*~*

Me: the only dream I have now is to recover or reach a point of slightly functional stability