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"Hm. Feeling bashful, are we? Well. I suppose that is not unexpected. The sun has a way of leaving one dazed. Let me have a look at you…"

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Shinra Corporation wishes all employees a happy pride month!

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It’s always a good time when one of my dad jokes makes @dragons-bones yell at me.

Did you guys know that Ishgard has a really great Greek restaurant?

I took Haurchefant there once. He loved it. I’m not surprised. After all, a smile better suits a gyro.

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Aleister’s younger self would knowingly nod. Of course he would still be with Gwen! But….why does she have rabbit ears now?

Dahkar would be thoroughly surprised, since as a boy he and his mother were the only au ra around. He knows from his mother’s stories there are more out there but they always seemed so far away. Older Dahkar isn’t telling him about the others he and Yugiri occasionally share their bed with tho. Best to let younger Dahkar discover that on his own.

Younger Fearless would absolutely burst into tears. She has not one, but TWO girlfriends? She escaped from her parents and their attempts to marry her off to some son of a business partner? This is all she ever wanted but thought she would never have. The weeping for joy will only increase when she finds out that her older self is a master of two magical disciplines. It means she’s not as stupid and useless as her parents have called her.

5/22/25

How would your wol(oc)'s younger self react to your wol(oc)'s partner(s)?

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guess what time it is... XIV POLL TIME!!!

making you choose only 1 because i wanna see what role gets voted most, BUT feel free to elaborate in tags :)

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This amazing pair of tags from @gunbun should be seen by all.

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I have an AU with different versions of Rheika and Fearless, but the other two WoLs in that timeline are new characters.

4/15/15

do you have an AUs for your wol(oc)?

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Rheika refuses to learn conjury out of hatred for the Hearers and the Padjals, blaming them for not doing enough to curb their city-state's systemic racism to anyone they perceive as "non-forestborn", including Keepers of the Moon. Dahkar refuses to have anything to do with anything Magitek related. You couldn't pay him enough gil to join the machinists guild or take up the gunblade, much less show up in Solution 9, like EVER. He just hates it, he knows it's irrational, but he does. Being on an airship is the limit of what he'll accept for interacting with it, and even that is through gritted teeth. Fearless believed that any form of magic was beyond her "limited understanding" thanks to years of mental abuse from her parents, but then she became one of the greatest Astrologians on Etheirys, later becoming a Black Mage. Now that she's gained the confidence from having mastered more intellectual disciplines I think she'd probably not want to ever pick up any more physical ones, because she spent so long being told that her size or her looks were all she would be good for. Aleister is far too reserved to ever be a bard or a dancer, but he'd be absolutely fine learning anything else.

4/7/25

What is a job your wol(oc) wont/cant learn? why?

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I had to explain to my spouse that this was, in fact, not an april fools joke.

Explaining recipes in FFXIV to my bestie

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I see posts go by periodically about how modern audiences are impatient or unwilling to trust the creator. And I agree that that's true. What the posts almost never mention, though, is that this didn't happen in a vacuum. Audiences have had their patience and trust beaten out of them by the popular media of the past few decades.

J J Abrams is famous for making stories that raise questions he never figures out how to answer. He's also the guy with some weird story about a present he never opened and how that's better than presents you open--failing to see that there's a difference between choosing not to open a present and being forbidden from opening one.

You've got lengthy media franchises where installments undo character development or satisfying resolutions from previous installments. Worse, there are media franchises with "trilogies" that are weird slap fights between the makers of each installment.

You've got wildly popular TV shows that end so poorly and unsatisfyingly that no one speaks of them again.

On top of that, a lot of the media actively punishes people for engaging thoughtfully with it. Creators panic and change their stories if the audience properly reacts to foreshadowing. Emotional parts of storytelling are trampled by jokes. Shocking the audience has become the go to, rather than providing a solid story.

Of course audiences have gotten cynical and untrusting! Of course they're unwilling to form their own expectations of what's coming! Of course they make the worst assumptions based on what's in front of them! The media they've been consuming has trained them well.

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We regret to inform; The Grand Eorzean Alliance, the Eastern United Front, the Sharlayan Council, Satrap of Thavnair, Garlean Remnants, as well as the Students of Baldesion, the Heads of Resolve and Reason. That the Warrior of Light cannot presently attend the current overarching calamity that is threatening the face of Etheirys, for the seventeenth time, this morning. Because their bed is warm and they are easily seduced by the eepy.

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You mean “renting their games”?

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Players of TTRPGs, a question for you. What is your opinion on third-party content in your game?

I know there's a crapton of bad third-party content out there for most TTRPGs but there are also some truly amazing and non-gamebreaking creations out there, things that are very imaginative and flavorful that "official" ones just cannot capture the feeling of.

I also know it's hard to weed through them and it's thus easier to just say "nope, none at all" Anyway, if you don't mind, please vote in the poll and expand your own thoughts with a reblog and/or comment! Thank you!

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Players of TTRPGs, a question for you. What is your opinion on third-party content in your game?

I know there's a crapton of bad third-party content out there for most TTRPGs but there are also some truly amazing and non-gamebreaking creations out there, things that are very imaginative and flavorful that "official" ones just cannot capture the feeling of.

I also know it's hard to weed through them and it's thus easier to just say "nope, none at all" Anyway, if you don't mind, please vote in the poll and expand your own thoughts with a reblog and/or comment! Thank you!

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Did you guys know that both Haurchefant and Emet-Selch were golfers?

It’s true.

They both have a hole-in-one.

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Tumblr I need help. I’m trying to organize my dice in a proper rainbow/visible light spectrum color order.

But I’m not enough of a color expert to know which shades should go in which order.

Hopefully you guys can help

What order should the greens go in? You can reply using the numbers showing on the dice.

Same question for the blues.

And also the purples?

Last are the pinks. Also where do I put these? At the end, after the purples, before the clear sets? Do I put them somewhere else?

Any help is appreciated.

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