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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
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How it started vs How it's going Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OPs
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It's him he's the princess
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This was a patreon reward!
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call my friends and tell them that I love them, and I'll miss them, but I'm not sorry
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Them saying Remus and Tonks didn't have to die is so real. It was so unnecessary, like why?
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happy mother’s day to tonks💗
sorry for the lack of posts, i’ve just finished up my semester, but i have lots more art on the way!! i hope this will suffice for now :)
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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white
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Sins of the Father
It's time for another episode of me shouting into the void about The Count of Monte Cristo. Firstly, let's bring up a fun foreshadowing quote from the chapter The Trial:
Albert has just received a letter stating that his father did in fact betray Ali. (Still unaware that his father also betrayed his friend Monte Cristo) Albert reacts very strongly to this news.
Upon seeing his young friend in despair, Monte Cristo says:
"Poor young man!" said Monte Cristo, in a low voice, "it is very true that the sin of the father shall fall on the children to the third and fourth generation."
After a couple of scenes where Albert gets more information. He also finds out who is behind revealing his father as a betrayer. Let's see who is behind door number 1?
"No other than your friend Monte Cristo." (said Danglars)
Bring in chapter 89: The Insult
Albert goes to find Monte Cristo at the opera. He makes a point to call MC out on being elusive. 😂 Always taking 'refuge' in his house - bathing, eating and sleeping. (God forbid a wrongly-accused-man has hobbies, Albert... gees.) Albert's strong emotional reaction is a great contrast to the stoic MC.
"Ah, I shall know how to make you leave your refuge!" replied Albert, clasping in his convulsed grasp the glove, which Monte Cristo did not lose sight of.
I love how Dumas gently nudges our POV to Monte Cristo's without having his character break the act once.
There's no 'telling' of his emotion or intention right now, just a simple glance and we know the hamster wheel is spinning. Because one thing with Monte Cristo, every tiny movement is calculated.
... Albert understood the allusion in a moment, and was about to throw his glove at the count, when Morrel seized his hand... held him back.
And then we have this golden passage:
But Monte Cristo, without rising, and leaning forward in his chair, merely extended his hand, and, taking the damp, crushed glove from the clenched hand of the young man, - "Sir," said he, in solemn tone, "I consider your glove thrown, and will return it to you around a bullet. Now leave me, or I will summon my servants to throw you out at the door."
Now what the movie adaption did wrong is that Albert throws the glove directly. Thus, prompting Monte Cristo to accept the duel. But the book did it better. Albert never throws the glove. Dumas only indicates to us that Albert is holding it and might have thrown it if not stopped by his friends. Monte Cristo then plucks it out of Albert's hand and accepts the duel. 😂
Once Albert leaves with one glove, Monte Cristo goes back to his usual order of business as if nothing had happened. Dumas even writes to us:
... he certainly must have had a heart of brass and face of marble.
Morrel, the soundest of minds in this moment, asks him what on earth Monte Cristo has gone and done:
"I? Nothing - at least not personally," said Monte Cristo.
Well of course Monte Cristo hasn't done anything, it is the sins of the fathers. Him taking the glove was only him speeding up the process.
There are a few exchanges here, as Morrel tries to speak reason into his friend. Dumas makes it known to us a few times that Monte Cristo is as calm as a cucumber. Even when Morrel takes MC's hand in his and "...he shudders to feel how cold and steady it was."
This is how we know Monte Cristo - the man doesn't break the act.
Well, not until Morrel says this:
"Ah count," said he, "his father loves him so much!" "Do not speak to me of that," said Monte Cristo, with the first movement of anger he had shown; "I will make him suffer." Morrel, amazed, let fall Monte Cristo's hand.
Bingo, bango, we've got a trigger.
And as if it never happened, Monte Cristo snaps back to the mask, commenting on the opera and his great eye for actors.
It's a quick break of his act, the first I would say. So sudden that even when I first read it, I got a shock. 😂
"I will make him suffer" is a direct reaction to hearing Fernand has love for his son. The same love MC's father felt, and it is that suffering his father felt that he wishes to bring upon Fernand.
It is this poetic opportunity of seeing that tempting glove in Albert's hand, the son of the sinful father, that brings us to Monte Cristo breaking the act for a split second.
I have more to say on this chapter but for now this is enough 😂
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insert bitter caption
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hey why'd he say it like that
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For whoever wants reference to the characters in Monte Cristo. Because I needed to keep track of them myself. 🤭
I removed the alive or dead status for spoilers.
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Caderousse Season
I'm going to speak into the ether and talk about my favourite Monte Cristo passages. Firstly, the chapters The Burglary and The Hand of God
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This scene takes place after Caderousse is discovered by the priest M.l'Abbe, one of the count's personas. Caderousse is climbing out the count's windows, thinking he just escaped with a pep talk from a priest about needing to repent his sins (lmao). Then the count brought the taper to the window, so that it might be seen in the Champs Elysees that a man was getting out of the window while another held a light. "What are you doing, M.l'Abbe? Suppose a watchman should pass?" And he blew out the light.
There's just something about this scene that was so vivid in my mind. Caderousse climbing out the count's window, just after his attempt to burglar him. While count holds a torch over his enemy like a neon sign. Signalling Benedetto that his accomplice has betrayed him.
The count Bugs Bunny-ed him lol.
(Caderousse season)
After Benedetto stabs Caderousse. Count comes rushing in like an angel of providence. Count takes his wig off for the big reveal: "Yes, Caderousse, you have seen me, you knew me once." (Caderousse says) "Who are you?..." After playing a little guessing game, we get this: The count had watched the approach of death. He knew this was the last struggle, - he approached the dying man, and leaning over him with a calm and melancholy look, he whispered: "I am - I am -"
And his almost closed lips uttered a name so low that the count himself appeared afraid to hear it. Caderousse goes straight into prayer to repent his sins, because he quite literally thinks this is Jesus. The count doesn't correct him (if the shoe fits, I guess?). �� When Caderousse breathes his last breath, the count just says:
'One!'
When you've waited 900 pages for this to finally happen, for the first domino to fall. I was unwell. The fact that he is counting them like a kid with a magnifying glass and a jar of ants T_T He is unwell too. Let's talk about the count not being able to say his own name for a bit. Because this is a big theme throughout the book. Even in the face of sweet sweet vengeance, one that he waited years for, the count is met with one problem he didn't account for - facing himself.
Argh, glorious.
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Putting this out there because I see it alot: fanon welsh-Remus consisentely calls his dad 'Da' and I'm like... 'said no Welsh person ever?' Pretty sure saying 'Da' for Dad is only in Ireland and (maybe) parts of northern England. Welsh people will say the Welsh 'Tad' or the English 'Dad'
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hey hey... just dropping in with a little sketchy.
It is a bit inspired by @arliedraws fic "Whatever the Cost", but mostly by my headcanon lol
Now I go to bed again, I still have migraine T_T
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Le comte de Monte Cristo / The count of Monte Cristo (2024)
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