thecoolestnoodle

[thecoolestnoodle]

Yeah idk. People are weird.

*holds up microphone* opinion on the rumors of SWK and Macaques secret affair?

Secret?

[thecoolestnoodle]

I don't need glasses. I have really good eyesight, actually. But if I DID need glasses, I think it'd be a wasted opportunity if I didn't say "enhance" every time I put them on.

[thecoolestnoodle]

He wouldn't be invited at all. I don't trust him.

You can be a boy band if you make enough clones

But then we'd fight for dominance

[thecoolestnoodle]

You can be a boy band if you make enough clones

But then we'd fight for dominance

[thecoolestnoodle]

mentally, I am in a boy band

[thecoolestnoodle]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[thecoolestnoodle]

How would you describe your relationship with Macaque in regards to family?

I do consider him family. But like aside from that, it gets really complicated. But I'm not gonna get too deep into that with you because it's not for you to know 🫵👁👁

[thecoolestnoodle]

Try the cowbell!

(I'm not saying that because of who your boyfriend is, it's just the simplest instrument I can name off the top of my head)

- Band Kid Anon

I have a feeling that would make me distinctly less sexy. Idk though.

I am very tired.

[thecoolestnoodle]

I should learn an instrument. It'd make me sexier...

Then again.

I'm an idiot.

[thecoolestnoodle]

How bad is the sunburn?

- Sunburnt Anon

Idk what you're talking about

[thecoolestnoodle]

If you could meet your future self in the distant future, what do you think it'll be like?

I'm betting $38 your married to Red Son.

Honestly, I can't even predict the present. I have NO clue. I do hope I'll be able to sleep better though.

Does that mean I'm gonna owe you money? When that happens?

[thecoolestnoodle]

Hi MK (and OP)!

Hello stranger!

[thecoolestnoodle]

*holds up microphone* opinion on the rumors of SWK and Macaques secret affair?

Secret?

[thecoolestnoodle]

*slides you a bottle of aloe vera*

You're gonna need this.

- Sunburnt Anon

Not a big fan of the smell of this stuff but thank you!!!! 🫡

[thecoolestnoodle]

How quickly you forget that ~The Sun is a Deadly Laser~!

- Sunburnt Anon

But what if I have a blanket!

[thecoolestnoodle]

DO NOT TRY TO “BEAT” THE SUN, YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE

— A very worried anon

@capsaison

Tell them I can do it.

[thecoolestnoodle]

Remember that sunscreen needs to absorb into your skin.

- Sunburnt Anon

Pff

I can beat the sun.

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