not really the first white man. do not believe his lies / theres an ask button down there. you should Press It maybe
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they should invent a crush that is on me
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the same people who are making fun of us for 9/11 are eating this btw
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normalize saying "have a nice 24 hours" instead of have a nice day to scare people
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GOOD MORNING TO ALL MY MEN OUT THERE!!!!!!
to the women... hi... i guess
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fuck yeah ive always wanted to own a little cop
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people really see that i have two big ear fuckers on and continue saying shit like "so how was your day"
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we need to stop humbling on family feud bc these people say the most ass backwards shit and their teammates go GOOD ANSWER
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i dont fw the modern maury show because it's basically just serious family issues cut down for entertainment and agressively filming people at their most vulnerable moments
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two types of people when ai is brought up
person 1: haha, like that mario and luigi meme?
person 2: How dare you bring up that name. My family and all of my heritage has been wiped out by "AI," and I will not rest until it experiences the same fate as my family.
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what the fuck
how is this even possible
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"support real poets!"
the real poets:
My heart was broken
and aching
because you wasn't here
to see my aching
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Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:
Men are not inherently Evil
Everyone has the capacity for evil
Transgender Men are men
Transgender Women are women
Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"
Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.
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sorry man im busy next april
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i hate couples who walk down the hallways with each other. i hope you and tommy get put into different classes
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