#maury povich

[maripolifan]

If MHA was just a little sillier...

The biggest question left in the series unanswered (so far)... 

Who is Hisashi Midoriya? Who IS Izuku's father????

Ik I'm playing Russian roulette rn with how things are going in the manga lmao

Note:

Endeavor is here because Izuku being his secret love child is an actually funny theory (to me)

All Might is here because he's def hitting that

AFO thinks he's the top dog, but he is, at most, a clown

Mystery guy. Ignore him. Maybe he got lost on his way to the restroom?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Next time a person says your name wrong or that it's too hard to pronounce, remember Maury Povich never mispronounced one name on his show.

[pearwaldorf]

(click here for the video)

[blackandwhlteaesthetlc]

I have someone in mind.

[the-metatron]

Coming Soon: Five People, One Baby -- Who's the Father?

After a wild weekend during which I:

-hitched a ride on the TARDIS with the Twelfth Doctor and Missy, beating them both in strip poker and claiming them as my reward,

-travelled back in time to 1978 and had a romantic evening with the Greek God Zeus that turned into a weekend of horizontal dancing,

-and then going back to the future with Doc Brown in his DeLorean as his passenger princess

I unexpectedly and inexplicably somehow ended up pregnant. So, I reached out to my 'good friend' Maury Povich for help DNA testing my yet-to-be-born child. (If one thing led to another and we ended up in bed together, that's neither here nor there.)

But before the episode airs, would any of my metuals like to place any bets?

[swampstew]

Maury: Eustass Kid, you’ve publicly stated in the past that you are - checks notes - “Not romantic or some bullshit prince character that’s gonna sweep you off your feet.” Kid: I’m not! I’m a cold blooded murderer! A villain! Not a kind bone in my body! Maury: Survey says that was a lie. Rowena and Killer, nodding in the background: That’s right Maury! Get his ass! Kid, head in his hands in shame: I’m a monster!!!!!

[scottheim]

[victusinveritas]

1990s-2000s Talk Show guests, category: whitest people they could find.

[oldshowbiz]

Maury Povich lost in the Hollywood Hills

[bettysbiscuits]

[brendalamour1]

Join me every Saturday morning at 11am EST for the New Adventures of Wonder Woman and again on Sunday morning at 10am. All apart of my weekend Classic TV show series 👌 🙌 💖!!

[sarahhillips]

Put the Euphoria characters on the Maury Povich show cause they all need serious help

[aunti-christ-ine]

DNA proof, anyone?

I realize that Justin Theroux is a very loyal husband . . . but this photo comparison still blows my mind.

At the very least:

[littletroubledgrrrl]

If someone wanted to only watch the out of control teen episodes of Dr. Phil, "The Maury Show", Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake, Sally Jesse Raphael, Trisha Goddard, etc., would that make that person a pedophile?