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It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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i wish i could meet celebrities so i could wage psychological warfare on them. “do you want a selfie?” “your soul is crumbling to dust upon the golden pedestal which you won’t get off of.”

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is this a sign to make another one

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they try to brainwash and control me but i have so many intrusive thoughts that they just get shuffled in there and ignored.

If someone hit me with a psychic mind blast it wouldn’t do anything. “I will shred your mind to tatters! You won’t be able to think straight!” Yea I have a few disorders I already live like that.

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weird sparkly thing experiences constant cosmic horror and existential dread

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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tarot card deck but every card is the tower and when someone goes “this isn’t how tarot card decks work” you defenestrate them

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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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100% agree

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Currently in the process of building my dream home! Hopefully this doesn’t affect the resale value 🥰

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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

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watched how to train your dragon for the first time recently (yea i know, “wiki that movie came out so long ago” I KNOW) and i find it absolutely hilarious that the names are like

SNOTLOUT

FISH-LEGS

STOICK

astrid

RUFFNUT

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going to take a giant laser and shoot a beam at a homophobic senator to make them gay

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Beep or boop?

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep :)

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Protect trans kids at all costs 💜