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jake: it's not gay if i want to date sunghoon, but like, as a pal, right?

sungchul: i'm not an expert but that sounds pretty gay to me.

jimin: i'm an expert. that's gay.

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ni-ki and taki: *skipping stones on a lake*

taki: it's a beautiful evening!

ni-ki: *under his breath* take that, you fucking lake

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seon: i made tea.

k: i don't want any tea.

seon: i didn't make any for you. this is my tea

k: well then why did you tell me you made tea?

seon: it was a conversation starter.

k: it's a terrible conversation starter

seon: oh, really? we're conversing. checkmate

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taki: i need a favor.

everyone on iland: i would literally kill for you, go on.

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sunoo: if i was a gardener, i'd put our 'two-lips' together :)

ni-ki: *blushing*

nicholas: if i was a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

hanbin: ...thanks.

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jake to sunghoon: i love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so i can hear your heartbeat

kyungmin to jaebeom: i recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why i can never sleep

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jungwon: i don't care what anyone says, the white part of an Oreo is the best.

geonu: dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side

heeseung: yo socrates it's a fucking cookie