hey i'm miah and i'm your freestyle procrastinator. *insert floating tardis here*
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other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*
my puppy in the same scenario:
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MCU references in Deadpool 2
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My “spider-sonas” already exist in the movie…🤷🏾♀️
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I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
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i need this fidget toy more than i have ever needed any other fidget toy
it’s currently in its fundraising phase, it looks like they’ll be ready to sell them in December 2016! image source and more information here at their kickstarter.
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aurora skull drags inferior disney men
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you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…
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“Oh, of course you liked the wedding…You’re Steven, you love “schmaltz”. “
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THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!
He’s fine. He got a bath.
Lush glitter is made of seaweed.
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