sherlock: this is my ex-boyfriend, john
john: stop calling me that. we’re married.
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lady: mr watson-
sherlock: *sassy turn with dramatic coat whoosh* it’s dOCTOR watson
john: you didn’t even go to college
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you can tell that thomas harris nor bryan fuller or any of the other fuckwads who produced/wrote silence of the lambs/hannibal lived or ever even met someone who lived in maryland quite easily
how?
there isnt one gotdamn piece of seafood to be accounted for in the books, movies or tv show.
maryland. one of the smaller us states. i have lived in maryland my entire life, born and raised, and if youve ever been to maryland, then ho boy.
almost every single restaurant in maryland has seafood in the name or on their sign. people here worship seafood like theres some fuckin crab overlord watching over us. not once has there even been a mere mention of seafood in the entire series, and i should know, ive read all the books and watched the whole show.
now, i know what you might be thinking, well there cant be seafood because seafood has a more recognizable and distinct taste than other meats.and thats true. but its never even fucking mentioned, aside from will graham fishing. will fishing is the only mention or acknowledgement of one of maryland’s most defining characteristic.
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I need to get going, find everyone who’s escaped before they get hurt. Before they get hurt? Yes, Mr. Kowalski.
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concept for iron man 4: TONY STARK NOT BEING SEEN AS THE FUCKING VILLAIN FOR ONCE
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anthony mackie’s voice: he also a lil jerk
He smirk
He lurk
But he also werk
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Are you in love with someone?
Nah I got shit to do
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y'all ever look at tom holland and think damn…….. this white boy really out here owning my ass
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TRANS PEOPLE ARE NOT A BURDEN
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sebastian's hair is a gift to mankind, one that we don't deserve
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more like “the fuck im the ballerina on this team”
“Steve your shield!”
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yall hear about fucking hb2796
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