#unrealistic

[dec2007]

zones without people..

[spirk-trek]

i don't think you understand how much i love pretty!kirk, who is so pretty in fact that when they go on shore leave in the city everyone of every gender and species is just doing double takes because they're drawn to his open pretty smile and glittering eyes and long eyelashes and perfect curl of perfect hair on his forehead, and when he goes into a bar it only takes one second for his drink to be bought and paid for, and he's a little bit oblivious, doesn't even realize how pretty he is, so pretty spock's heart literally stops in his side sometimes even though he's desensitized himself to the USUAL level of ✨pretty✨ after years of practice, but all it takes is jim's hair to be a little wet or for him to laugh a little too hard and it's like this dazzling beam of light that slices through the whole world because he's so pretty

[thatdumbgoth]

If this post gets to 1k notes I'll ask my teachers to use preferred pronouns at my school next year

[cantarelaria]

If you don't mind me asking, what ships do you like from svsss?

I'm just curious :]

Hi! Sure, I'm a sqq's harem truther 🙏 that wife beam is no joke. Of course I prefer the more popular ships with him (lbh, lqg, sj, lbg) but you can go and put him next to anyone at all and it will make perfect sense to me tbh.

[bo0bydrake]

UHM where are all the students shipping the crap out of mr ajayi and mr farouk?? two single teachers chaperoning a schooltrip and sharing a room should end in at least 4 fanedits and a notesapp slash fanfic written on the bus.

[hel7l7]

I want to be good, I want to be perfect

[starofhisheart]

My only criticism of the dnd movie was that the paladin and the bard didn't fuck

[sayorithot]

tonight's kinda Extreme fantasy:

me and a big guy are both holding. he is probably doing it for some prize, not the enjoyment of the thing, so he's confident but mildly frustrated. then he spots me. we're both holding the same amount, but because I have such a smaller frame, it's showing so much more on me. at first he doesn't understand, getting annoyed because I seem to not be reacting with such a fuller bladder, but when I explain best I can what's happening, he stops and gets a lil jealous bc I have smth that's helping me hold better

later, after the contest or whatever is over, he finds and grabs me, shoving me onto his cock and under his belly with a laugh, saying he's been wanting to do this a while... and then unleashes a torrent of piss in my already strained guts, doubling the size of my belly in moments while I yell. but basically, it's breaking my brain, especially since I haven't gotten to pee yet. his huge cock in my ass blocks the way for me to properly piss. so I'm sitting there, brain breaking with every moment I'm full of BOTH of our piss, and he shoves me deeper on his cock, tucks me into his pants, and walks away with my awkward bulge showing. he's going to enjoy having a little human toilet he can release in every time he likes, especially as I start moaning and squirming as my brain finally breaks and accepts my new role in life.

[theriu]

People who draw superheroes in super skintight outfits that show off every contour of their muscles and butts suggest that they (the artists) do not understand how fabric works or how uncomfortable it would be to have a permanent pants wedgie.

[lizaalzhy]

ㅤ 𓏲 ּ ૮𓍊͟𓋼ა ˎˊ˗ ׁ ꔛ ׅ 𝓜͟𝓾ׁ͟𝓼͟𝓱͟𝓻͟𝓸ִ۫͟𝓸͟𝓶 ˑ ◟🍄 ᭡

ㅤ ꒰ఎ 𓆟꯭ׁ𓆞꯭𓆝꯭ׁ𓆟 ໒꒱ ⊹ 海 ˚ ˖ ୨ׁᰍׅ𓂃

ㅤ - ̗̀ 𔒱۫͟𖡼͟𖤣͟𖥧ׁ͟𖧧 ⌒ 야생화 ─ ଓ . . . . 🌿

ㅤ ᵎ 🏹 ׁ ༝ 𐚁 𓆩 ּ ꯭𓃖꯭ׁ𓃕꯭ 𓆪 ﹫ ּ 포유류 ⑅

ㅤ 𐀔 ݁ ٬٬ ୨ׄ𔓗ׁ͜𑁍͜𝆯ׁ͜𖡼͜𔓘୧ ʚ 香りの花 ɞ 🍃

ㅤ ᨳ ֪ ׂ ☁︎ ִ 파란 하늘 ˑ 𑊑 𓅩ִ𓅛ׁ ᘐ ׅ ☁️

ㅤ ┈ִ┈┈ִ┈┈ִ┈┈ִ┈┈ִ┈┈🍀┈┈ִ┈┈ִ┈┈ִ┈┈ִ┈┈ִ┈┈

ㅤ ⏝⏝⏝⏝⏝⏝⏝⏝⏝⏝

[dec2007]

breathing organism

[destruction1999x]

[crystalsword]

I love “Journey to Babel,” but I will always be annoyed that the writers made Kirk have to be informed that Sarek and Amanda were Spock’s parents. Are you telling me that Captain Jim Kirk didn’t know something like that? I’d argue that this is a continuity error because Kirk knew about Spock’s human mother in an earlier episode “This Side of Paradise” and, in the same episode, Spock says that his father is an ambassador. Even taking that episode away, and arguing that the information was somehow not in Spock’s personnel records, you can’t possibly claim that Captain Kirk didn’t get files on everyone onboard to review. Especially when he’s transporting people for a major diplomatic conference. And again, even if there was no mention in their records, it’s not like there are many Human/Vulcan marriages. The writers had Kirk make that comment so that Spock could reveal the information to the audience. They should have had another character’s comments be the catalyst for that discovery.

[scullee]

do u think fbi interns used to go to the fbi basement to hookup in the early 90s and then get startled by mulder lurking in there

[hel7l7]

Sorry but why is dating literally the worst

[buckttommy]

okayyy like i'm literally not even joking where is a new episode of 911 like........