thelocalwizardapothecary
thelocalwizardapothecary
Wizard Apothecary
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I'm here, I'm queer, I'll make any ailment disappear! Tis I, Cece, your local wizard apothecary!馃鈥嶁檧锔忦煉湪 I can offer you diagnosis, healing spells, ointments, potions, or even wards to cure or prevent any number of wizard diseases or injuries! Or a more pricey alternative you can even purchase a vile of my new patent medicine!馃挜鈥硷笍馃専 don't worry about whats in it though. nothing suspicious at all...
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thelocalwizardapothecary 4 months ago
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm having a great day! sure hope nobody puts curse of sleeping on a twin sized mattress in somebodies attic or basement my whole life never graduating up inside to add another on me 馃榿
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thelocalwizardapothecary 4 months ago
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many are saying it鈥檚 time we all fused our bones together in a mad tower and travailed to scrape down the stars; to pierce the very vault of heaven
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thelocalwizardapothecary 4 months ago
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i will soon be releasing a new type of hog with gravity-type powers. enjoy da world
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thelocalwizardapothecary 4 months ago
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I'm having a great day! sure hope nobody puts curse of sleeping on a twin sized mattress in somebodies attic or basement my whole life never graduating up inside to add another on me 馃榿
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thelocalwizardapothecary 1 year ago
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millenial wizard: why are apprentices "like i cant! I'm busy seeking out HIDDEN TRUTHS and FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE! 馃榿" like okay kiddo try seeking me out some coffee because I cant deal with adulting today
gnomus gromus: *casting penis begone!*
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thelocalwizardapothecary 1 year ago
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wtf drinking is cool again
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thelocalwizardapothecary 1 year ago
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thelocalwizardapothecary 1 year ago
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Important image for all your wizard memeing needs
Edit: Also, follow The Other Happy Place here on tumblr (I didn't know they had a tumblr account)
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thelocalwizardapothecary 1 year ago
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thelocalwizardapothecary 2 years ago
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As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).
Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!
The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me
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thelocalwizardapothecary 2 years ago
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outpost I believe
As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).
Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!
The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me
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thelocalwizardapothecary 2 years ago
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sent!
As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).
Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!
The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me
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thelocalwizardapothecary 2 years ago
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free!
As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).
Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!
The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me
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thelocalwizardapothecary 2 years ago
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of course! I've just sent it on its way
As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).
Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!
The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me
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thelocalwizardapothecary 2 years ago
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oh yes they get along just fine
As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).
Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!
The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me
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