theloremagpie
theloremagpie
The Lore Magpie
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30s ☆ she/her ☆ UK ☆ lgbtq+ ☆ neurodivergent ☆ multifandom
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theloremagpie · 1 day ago
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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theloremagpie · 7 days ago
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The FDA has approved a twice yearly injection to prevent HIV!!
Let's hear it for some GOOD news!!
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theloremagpie · 7 days ago
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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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theloremagpie · 7 days ago
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theloremagpie · 7 days ago
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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.
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theloremagpie · 9 days ago
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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theloremagpie · 9 days ago
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Dreamy mel
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theloremagpie · 9 days ago
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I've just. I've got feelings about Mensah and Murderbot in ep 6.
She's obviously mad. She's got the disappointed mom voice in Full Effect, the one that makes you wanna go "hey I gotta go be. Anywhere else. Where you're not looking at me." From her perspective, this SecUnit's voiced that it doesn't particularly care that the others are in danger, it's dumped helpful data to make room for trash TV, slacking on its job and now endangering everyone's lives. She's understandably furious.
I don't think the episode of Sanctuary Moon calmed her down. I think the realization that Murderbot was doing its best, for her, surprised her enough to shake her out of it.
I mean, first of all, it starts singing the theme song. We've already established this is weird enough to make a combat SecUnit stop and go "what the fuck," and Mensah definitely has the same reaction. She's upset because to her, this is just SecUnit caring more about its shows than about the team again. But then it's picked a "calming episode." More than that, it's picked one specifically to help her current issue. It's breathing along with the show. She's watching, in real time, how it uses this trash TV show to better understand humans, and is now trying to use it to help her, specifically, with her exact needs, right now.
I think at this moment she realizes SecUnit isn't good at being a person the way she thinks about people, expects people to be, and recalibrates her understanding of it as something that is very much not a person, but trying to interact with her in a way that she understands, when she hasn't been doing so for it as much. I think this confusion and realization stops the initial anger and fear long enough for her to recenter and for them to move forward.
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theloremagpie · 14 days ago
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Link to thread
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theloremagpie · 15 days ago
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a moment of respite
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theloremagpie · 20 days ago
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Matilda (1996) dir. Danny Devito
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theloremagpie · 22 days ago
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theloremagpie · 22 days ago
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Happy Pride!
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theloremagpie · 22 days ago
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theloremagpie · 22 days ago
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i was at a coffee shop in some random town once waiting on my drink. i was the only person there until someone walked in and walked up to the register and they said something crazy like "don't fuck up my order this time, bitch" and i was sooooooo exhausted i stepped forward and i was just like [firm angry mom voice] "no. no. hey. you need to leave right now." and the barista and the customer both turned to me in abject shock and the barista started laughing and the customer looked horrified like they hadn't seen me when they came in and they said "i'm so sorry oh my god I work here. we're friends. i was just messing with them."
and i was like OH! that's a relief.
the barista was still laughing and they said "you were really about to fight for me. i love that." I said was in food service long enough that i'm always ready to fight a customer at any moment. i would have gone for blood. i would've used my teeth.
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theloremagpie · 22 days ago
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theloremagpie · 22 days ago
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happy pride everybody
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