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why do we say that photos are “tumblr” when they are aesthetically pleasing and beautiful

like tumblr is seriously the source to and the community for complete shitposts, trash memes and awful computer drawn metaphores

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okay but why does that headcanon sound exactly like http://archiveofourown.org/works/5969232 it’s a pure replica of what happens in that fic :O

Freaking my shit rn about how Cassie is writing Malecs first time. It’s too much omfl

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me: *is happily reading malec fanfiction* fanfiction: “Then Alec’s HAZEL brown eyes widened and-” me: oh for fUCKs SAkE *throws phone across room*

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donald trump spelled backwards is pmurt dlanod and that sounds stupid as fuck just like he is

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embark on a journey led by Punny Fuckson, AnnaMeth Craze, Groomer Underweed, and their friends Dank Zhang, Leo Madness, Pepe DankMeme, Jazzle Grazzle, Crazel Feverhoe and Nico di Gaylord on their quest in preventing Mother Papaya from rising

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ok but the english word ‘snippet’ is so similar to the swedish word for ‘vagina, cunt’ so everytime someone writes ‘oh so i wrote a short snippet’ my brain just translates it to ‘oh so i wrote a short vagina’

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so my bedroom is right above my parents' room and our house is pretty old and they have told me they hear my movements and steps very clearly when we're in our rooms. just thinking bout how weird they must find it when they hear me shout "no ... oh my goD nO!" "What the fucky fuck you lil shit why would you use heavenly bronze against a greek- and roman-split god ur just angering her tits!" "WHAT NO YOU DID NOT KILL THE TALKING MACHINE-DRAGON OR THE OWL SMH!" and then either laughing insanely or just crying at 2AM

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don’t hesitate to message me questions or prompts. i am not scary. no matter how ‘stupid’ your message is, i could never be rude and comment on it. i can’t even punch someone i hate in the face without apologizing.

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Yey you finally answered me! I'm not American either but as far as I know the original was UK then Americans started to make an US one. Gallavich is my very first gay ship, i just love my babies. Whatever im talking to much again, have a nice day or evening or whatever time is it there 💕

Oh my god I’m so sorry if I made you wait! xD I’m still not used to Tumblr so I didn’t know where or how to check my inbox and that stuff. Oops. ... Thanks anyways :)

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i now have 666 followers, thank you all very much for making it possible for me to reach this number

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So, i was looking at your posts and i saw that you're shipping almost all of my OTP's. I mean, it suppose to be one, but i can never choose, you know. Anyways, i was gonna ask if you ship Gallavich from Shameless US.

I haven’t watched Shameless, but I do know of the ship and I’ve watched some trailers for it. Though I don’t understand the thing with two versions of it? I’m from Sweden so things like this easily confuse me.

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does anyone have any malec youtube/mundane au requests? it’s been months since i updated this serie and i’d like som advice :)

https://archiveofourown.org/series/410038

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personally i think these are great as i am the author of them xD

Magnus Bane is a famous YouTuber who somehow persuades his boyfriend Alec Lightwood to feature in his videos. [inspired by this fic series]

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you’d think writing funny relatable textposts is easy but it’s more like; should I type in bold or italics to epxress my point? are there too many words, is this boring? Should I Use CAPSLOCK All the TIME? do i need?? more question marks??? to show!!! how?!! serious??? i am??? or...... more like .... leaving space ..... or mroe spelinf mistakes to shwo i dont give a fcuk but i do ..... and should i finish it like this or should i just kinda

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STOP 👏 POSTING 👏 PICS 👏 OF 👏 A👏 PAIRING 👏THEN 👏 TAGGING 👏A 👏 NOTP 👏 OR 👏 OPPOSITE 👏 PAIRING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 HASHTAG

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what my readers think when i don’t write for a few days: s/he’s probably writing a really long complicated chapter with lots of character development and plot and it will probably be up in a few days

what i really do: write three words and then doesn’t write for three weeks while watching netflix and eating popcorn until i wake up at 3am with an idea and then rush-writes until 4am to then post it in the middle of the night

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girl: are you straight? me: darling, i’m about as straight as the curve of your breasts