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progress update:

on day 1, my sister made a 3d render of tenna’s head for me! she split it into 10 parts so my father could 3d print it.

if you want my actual cosplay account, feel free to message me! i won’t put it on here bc it’s attached to irl stuff but i’m willing to share 1 on 1 with anyone who won’t share it ❤️

y'all i'm starting to work on a tenna cosplay today. i need it to be done in 74 days. burgerpants needs to be done in 75 days. it might be over

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y'all i'm starting to work on a tenna cosplay today. i need it to be done in 74 days. burgerpants needs to be done in 75 days. it might be over

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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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sometimes i think about my internet friends from years ago. i hope they're doing okay. some of them dropped off the face of the earth, others slowed in their messages until they stopped. some have removed their entire internet presence. i sometimes try to remember their usernames and find them. it's only worked a small number of times.

i miss the days of posting when i would wake up in the middle of the night and ask if anyone wanted to talk. there would always be someone. we wouldn't have to worry about the 'real world' issues when talking those nights. it would just be these quiet conversations that would often be forgotten by the time we both woke up. nothing felt world-ending. it was very calming.

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did you have an arg? was it liminal? should we tell banban

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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gotta dress that gay boy up

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HAPPY GAZPACHO SOUP DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!

Red Dwarf I 'Me²' S01E06 (1988)

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Imagine you’re friends with someone who hosts a really popular internet game show, and he invites you on a couple of times and you gain a reputation for winning that gameshow. Then, he sets up a show where the whole point of it is that you cannot win the game, just to break your streak of the whole thing. Your trust breaks just a little bit.

Next time, he asks you to put on a mic pack for another episode of the game show, turns out it’s a heart rate monitor for another episode where you have to sit there and be almost tortured as you attempt to keep yourself calm. Your trust is devolving.

Next time, you come on the show, he tells you to go and wait in the green room and locks you in there, he’s a recording on the screen because he’s locked in the bathroom, he’s been there the whole time, you’re forced to do an escape room to go to work. You don’t know if you can trust him anymore.

Next time, you go on the show, you play bingo, you don’t trust him, something’s wrong, he’s been manipulating players to manipulate players into manipulating players. There was no way for you to win this one, not really.

You are a mouse trapped in a maze

You are a performing monkey at the circus

You are the most popular person on TikTok despite not having a tiktok

You are Brennan Lee Mulligan and this is your life. Sam is your boss, your chief scientist and ringmaster. You will never escape.

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been sitting on this one for a WHILE

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