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even more sonic humans

Cream and her Mom, and Whisper and Tangleee

Yayyyyy

I'm still making more

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au where knuckles stumbles upon tails instead of sonic and so he ends up as his big brother instead

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Loving the implication that Caoine exists in the Jade Branch AU as well

Surge, Kit, Jewel, Lanolin,

Did Sang-mi tell you about her wild adventure where she met a friendly giant scary shrike?

"Giant...shrike?" Jewel asked, her pupils shrinking in pure fear.

"You didn't...meet Caoine the Shrike...did you?" Surge followed up, her ears flat against her skull.

"Sure did. They helped me when I got lost in the woods. They're super-" Sang-mi began only for Kit to speak up with a shaky voice, his tail firmly between his legs.

"H-how are you alive?"

"Kit! That's -" Jewel tried before Surge shook her head and planted her hands on her sister's shoulders.

"No, seriously, Kit is right. You could have died. You need to be more careful!"

"Aren't you overreacting? Caione is-" Sang-mi tried, her family's reaction to her new friend starting to freak her out just a tad.

"Overreacting?! They've killed multiple field operatives! They would've killed Tangle and Whisper if I hadn't been there!" Surge yelled, her voice shaky with an uncharacteristic fear. "You could have died! I could have lost you!"

"W-what?" Sang-mi stuttered, clearly taken aback by her sister's words. "But they're, they...they're like y-"

"I don't kill people on the orders of a madman!" Surge screamed before her eyes went wide as she realised that she'd lashed out at her sister. "I-I'm sorry, Sang-mi. I'm just... I'm scared. That...that...that bird has killed so many people, the idea that I could find you, impaled out in the woods... I-I don't...I don't want to think about it."

"I just...can't believe that they'd do such a thing..." Sang-mi sighed as the shrike's smiling beak flashed through her mind’s eye.

Could her new friend, her savior in the woods truly be the same monster that even Surge feared?

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*Clove is going over employee benefits with Tumble at Clutch's request*

Clove: And finally we have disability benefits that might interest you-

Tumble: Why would that interest me?

Clove: Because....because you're disabled?

Tumble, getting angry: No I'm not! What the hell makes you think I am?

Clove, very patiently: Tumble, you are missing most of your tail.

Tumble: That- that doesn't mean I'm disabled!

Clove: it's nothing to be ashamed of. My younger sister has a disability as well-

Tumble: WELL I DON'T!

Clove:....if you say so. I was going to mention we could get you an advanced cybernetic prosthetic tail but if you don't need it-

Tumble: WAIT!

Clove, knowingly: Yes?

Tumble, looking away: I uh....wouldn't mind hearing about the benefits or whatever...

Clove, very kindly: Then let's go over them together.

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Whisper: Do any of you wonder what your last words will be?

Lanolin: About damn time.

Tangle: Hey guys check this out!

Surge: I'M GOING GHOST!

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weapons (2025)

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Weapons (2025)

Dir. Zach Cregger

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The last 5 minutes of Weapons (2025):

It was a really good movie.

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I was absolutely howling. One of the most cathartic horror movie villain defeats I've ever seen in my life.

the last 5min of the WEAPONS (2025):

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God my heart was breaking for him the entire time that poor fucking kid

that part of weapons where alex is simultaneously keeping himself, his classmates, and his parents alive while slowly becoming desensitized to the horrors surrounding him and suffering in silence as the adults around him are too focused on treating justine as a scapegoat to see what’s lurking right under their noses like THIS POOR BABY

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SURGOLIN!!!!!!!!!

For my AO3 short fanfics with prompts and drawings! TW: Menstruation if you are sensitive to those topics!

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weapons (2025)

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Tumble: Clutch wants us to get this information outta this loser one way or another.

Clove: Yes I understand that but I would like to use a non-violent method!

Rough: And what method is that?

Clove: I don't know but I'm not comfortable having you two beat them bloody!

Rough: Wait hold on I got a perfect idea! Give me 5 minutes with them!

*five minutes later*

Rough, walking out of the makeshift interrogation room: Got them to spill! Didn't even need to beat them up.

Tumble: Hell yeah!

Clove, very impressed: Great work! How did you do it?

Rough, much too proud of himself: I held open their mouth and belched into it!

Clove, looking greener than usual: Oh god...next time just beat them up.

Tumble: Ugh there's no winning with you!

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anyways..,

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Wow I was way off.

Calling it now, Ragatha is gonna be the one who comes closest to abstracting next.

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This is very much based off something that happened when I was a kid.

My older brother and I were chilling when our older sister stormed into the house and yelled, "Can no one tell when someone is on their period?!"

Without missing a beat my brother said, "There's probably an app for that."

There was a pause and then our older sister started laughing. The situation was immediately diffused. I could only look at my brother in awe and in that moment understood the power of humor.

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It's really funny how I introduced Tails into my AU only to immediately start tormenting him.