#surgolin

[head---ache]

Rare ship consuming my brain

[koreyeet]

I drew this post because I find it way too funny and can’t stop giggling when I think about it

[foolnamedjoey]

Can you draw surgolin (surge x lanolin)?

Mm, yes, I see, rare pair. I respect it.

Not my cup of tea, but continue.

[yamham154]

surge ships 👍👍👍

you can tell how i put in more effort as it went (lie i peaked with the lanolin one tbh)

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

wait but who took the picture

[aldermos]

I know your bio says surgamy truther but I gotta try anyway. Can you draw surgolin (Surge X Lanolin)?

dw im a multishipper LOL

[themightyhumanbroom]

Whisper: Surge, I need to know something and you're the only one I trust enough to be completely honest with me Surge, half paying attention while flipping through a book about old timey insults: Shoot. Whisper, embarrassed: Do you......do you think I've gotten fat? Surge: Bitch I think you, like me, are finally fucking getting three square meals a day plus snacks and treats. Difference is that my fucked up metabolism keeps the pounds away. Whisper, visibly distraught: So yes? Surge: Yeah a little, but it clearly hasn't affected your ass kicking abilities and Lamur sure as shit doesn't care. Pretty sure she would flay herself alive if you asked nicely enough. Just hit the gym with Lanolin and I if you're that bothered by it. Bring Lamur with if you want. Whisper, sincere: Thank you Surge Surge, turning back to their book: Whatever Whisper: Wait, if your metabolism does all the work, why do you go to the gym? Surge, without thinking: I like to watch Lanolin workout Whisper:......................... Surge, realizing what she just admitted: uuuuuuh Whisper, extremely smug: So you like to watch Lanolin workout huh? Surge, red in the face and panicking: ASUFDNQPUWNXCZF SHUT UP YOU WHITE-LIVERED DUNDERHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

*Surge zooms off leaving a laughing Whisper behind*

[thesoulofanerdyfella]

New crackship guys

Surge X lanolin X barry

Do you see my vision.

[beetlebian]

rqs from twitter

(oc @/s in replies)

[totaleclipse573]

And the third part at last! This’ll be the last one though (I have been exposed to more Surge ships than I ever thought possible)

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

how are we all feeling about this (nobody cares)

[head---ache]

Here's your rare ship dose

[yeets-ix]

[nolongeronlyhereforthewhispangle]

My favorite ships are the ones where they both have such negative rizz it loops back around

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

lanolin when i'm both the ceo of rougolin and the #1 surgolin shipper

[skojukebox]

that moment when writing your story at 5am where the imp of the perverse on your shoulder is telling you to throw out all your big grandiose plot concepts and instead just turn it into a sitcom where all your characters are repeatedly getting into situations where they make out and the studio audience goes "oooooooooooh~"