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it was worth a try

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open tags or something idk

also this looks identical to my dog

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus

Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙

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he/him (probably)

aroace (probably)

minor

fandoms:

ENA

gravity falls

arcane

percy jackson

deltarune

severance

ummm

ummmmm

idk

this fucking guy:

@aaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaa

music i like:

jack stauber

lemon demon

tally hall

will wood

two door cinema club

the smiths

super grass

gorrilaz

etc

other blogs:

@not-so-daily-rats

@a-real-worm

@small-child-official

that’s all i guess bye

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right now

eiffel tower and statue of liberty should KISS

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goku if he was running for us president: Hey! It's me Goku! I heard homelessness is a strong issue! Let me fight it!

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Reblog this post to spread the spores

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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big news everyone

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guess what i have

People are like "ha ha, wouldn't it be weird if there was a horror movie about [innocuous animal]", but given that one of the undisputed classics of the man-versus-nature horror genre is a film about people getting swarmed by seagulls, I'm not convinced there's any animal you couldn't make it work for.

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lemon demon - touch tone telephone

jack stauber - two time

tally hall - ruler of everything

you know what i am

starting a tag game because i'm bored as fuck

name three of your favourite music artists and the song/anything else that introduced you to them

i'm tagging @the-wxter-is-fine, @jeahreading, and @akumakitsunesog <3

here's mine-

Taylor Swift - ...Ready For It?

(also the music video was a partial bi awakening for me)

2. Conan Gray - Jigsaw

3. Nirvana - Come As You Are

open tags for everyone who wants to participate!

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i found it actually on the app???

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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/piece of shit? (no one else will understand this)

Rat that is really fed up and dissatisfied with you

day 38: disappointed rat

@aaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaa why do you keep requesting unpleasant rats

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yess

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

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oh right i made this and forgot to tell anyone

he has an extendo neck also

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eiffel tower and statue of liberty should KISS

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AWWWWWWWWWWWW

@zak-the-star1-is-bob-the-ert2 @reggietheveg

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)