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schlatt has been real quiet lately..

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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Call me George the way i got that

W Bush

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just got word that trump is gonna let elon stink un classify the files on me doing ur mom

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i love hiding snacks around my room like a starving squirrel

i just found some popcorn in my bag that i forgot to make for lunch last week

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forever cursed with an illness that makes me spend more money on food bc my autoimmune system is a fucking bitch.

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what is it with able bodied people saying “get well soon” after you say that you’re chronically ill?? like? i am not gonna? and i once literally responded with “i’m not gonna, it’s chronic, as in permanent.” and they went like “oh well, hope you get better!” like bro 💀

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i’m listening to two trucks in the family van rn and nobody knows…

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I just want off of this public porcelain prison

Guys the sushi might have been bad

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Guys the sushi might have been bad

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Tapping the sign.

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Genuinely wanting to leave the states now

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just found this. This is how DID feels most of the time

-host

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I will hold a gruge and i will hold it untill you try to pry it out of my cold dead wrinkly bone fingers at my open casket Kathleen. Don't test me

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Amen and awomen 🙏🙏

I hope Barbie makes more money than Star Wars and everything comes in bright pink for the next year and that the mere mention of it kills """Alpha Males""" on the spot with a bright pink heart shaped laser amen

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Who's going to be the bisexual ken to my lesbianism barbie hmm? Who.