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I love how when ever girls hear a guy's voice go a little higher than normal. They always say "that was the best voice crack ever!!!" Like I meant to do that. Duh!

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Me: I just made a new video! I posted it today!

George: oh awesome!!! I know what I'm doing when I get home!

Me: watch my video?

George: no watch a bunch of porn!!!

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Chubby 10-year old me: hey do you want to go out?

Cute girl: awe Connor I think we're better friends!

Me: well... Fuck u I'm done

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*Siri goes off in class*

*class stares at me*

Me:... Sorry my skinny jeans are too tight.

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*talking about lacrosse

Mom: so are you going to use the big stick?

Me: 😉

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Mom: Connor, you peed and missed to toilet.

Me: I guess I was asleep. I guess that's what you call... A wet dream *ba da da tsss*

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Me: Mom! I think I'm high. I have the munchies!!!

Mom: Connor, you don't do drugs.

Me: so... Your point?

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Me: Don't milk male cows.

Zach: Why? Because it's like jerking it off?

Me: Yeah.

Zach *thinking this is what male cows say*: Oh baby, I'm gonna squirt. You want my calcium... I'm gonna give you my calcium.

Me: *Laughs profusely*

Zach: *dying and falling out of his desk*

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Does anyone actually yell out "I like this" when the like something on Instagram? No... Only me?!?! Ok...

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Cum? Cum.

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Me: I try to be funny on my tumblr

Will: Well that's better than mine Cuz mine had a bunch of gay porn

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Me: so how di-

George: did the chicken cross the road? Using the powers Christ!!!

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Me: Did you ask my friends for nudes?

Fuckboy: Which one?

Me: *insert slut name here*

Fuckboy: I don't know because I ask a lot of people so I don't remember.

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Me: Why does my hair look so...

Zach: shit today?

Me: ... I was going to say good 😢

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Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon, ask!

A: Who do you like and Why?

B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?

C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?

D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?

E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?

F: Have you ever been cheated on?

G: Have you ever cheated?

H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?

I: What's the most important part of a relationship?

J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?

N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?

P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?

Q: Turn on's?

R: Turn off's?

S: What do you consider a deal breaker?

T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?

V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

W: Do you think people should date their friends?

X: How many relationships have you had?

Y: Do you think love can last forever?

Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?

4: What do you notice first about another person?

5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?

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Kid: How do you keep your hair up like that?

Me: It's this little thing called Šätäñ Magic!

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I was debating making jokes about my sexuality using angle bisectors...

Will