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Clown tumblr, I need your help. What kind of clown is this? He is a stray and I don't know what he eats.

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One sad side effect of big box stores is that you just don’t get lifelong hyper fixation guy access like you used to.

Like yeah I can go to Menards and buy a door.

But it used to be I could go to the door store, and speak to a man whose sole passion in life was doors and who would talk about the history of door insulation patterns over the last 50 years without stopping to breathe.

That man is gonna find me the BEST door option for me.

Seriously my neighborhood had one of these. They were across the street from the lighting shop owned by the guy who could tell you the exact date, off the top of his head, that your property got electrical wiring based on your address.

Now these guys rarely get to own a shop, make a good living, and sell the very finest doors for decades. They’re relegated to Reddit posts which are informative but ultimately do not replace door guy having a door shop.

I don’t want to talk to some miserable, underpaid 20 year old who was in plumbing last week and in doors this week and doesn’t know a hammer from a hanger.

I want my door guy back.

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I want to see a Doctor who AU where instead of the Doctor rewriting Belinda' s whole life to make her a mother, she grills him for not caring that a whole baby was made from her DNA without her consent, reality is instead rewritten so that only the doctor is her biological parent, and since it wouldn't really be practical to have Poppy toddling around the TARDIS, he sends her to live with 14, who was expecting to have a peaceful retirement.

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Part 2

Scene 1

David Tennant travels back in time to the year David Tennant. He goes to your house and gives you a pocket watch. Showrunner Tennant comes running onto set in a panic.

Showrunner Tennant: Wait, don't open that! David Tennant, why are you doing this? This wasn't part of the plan. That is our audience. This wasn't in the script!

David Tennant: Why? Because it's funny aand I'm bored and I wanted to see the look on your face when I did this!

Michael Sheen pulls off his cardboard David Tennant mask. Showrunner Tennant gasps.

Showrunner Tennant: Michael, how could you betray me like this? I cast you because I thought that you were David Tennant. People are going to start thinking it is okay to not be David Tennant by seeing it on the tennantevision.

Michael Sheen: I am sick of all the David Tennants. My true plan is to stop everybody from being David Tennant.

Showrunner Tennant: So...there'll be no David Tennants? Not even the original?

Michael Sheen: Idiot! There will be a David Tennant. I shall be David Tennant.

Michael Sheen puts his cardboard David Tennant mask back on and becomes David Tennant again. You open the pocket watch and remember that you are David Tennant.

You (David Tennant): No. I am David Tennant.

The 30th Doctor shows up in his tardis. The purple meep, whomst is puppeteered by David Tennant, approaches you selling purple meep plushies. You rip the toy's head off for not being David Tennant. It regenerates into a David Tennant plushie. The meep also regenerates into David Tennant.

Showrunner Tennant: Finally. The last thing on earth to not have the face of David Tennant has regenerated into David Tennant. This is a day of celebration.

You (David Tennant): Let's stop fighting. It is David Tennant day, after all.

David Tennant: Yes. We are all David Tennant, after all.

All the David Tennants throw a great big David Tennant day party and dance to 'It's a David Tennant world, After all'. David Tennant used to be the 10th Doctor Who in the lineup of Doctor Who's. Now Doctor Who is the 10th David Tennant in the lineup of David Tennants. All is as it David Tennant be.

Disclaimer: It is not generally recommended to make this into a drinking game.

The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

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Can't believe someone paid trillions so that I could be told my home-grown potato is a mango

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In celebration of this post getting over 1,000 notes, I have decided to write this episode:

Credits:

The 29th Doctor: David Tennant with a fake Scouse accent

The 30th Doctor: David Tennant with a fake French accent

Dazelle (the companion): David Tennant with Billie Piper's hair

David Tennant as David Tennant: Michael Sheen but nobody knows because he's been wearing a cardboard David Tennant mask since the audition to trick showrunner David Tennant into thinking that he's David Tennant and is putting on a bad Scottish accent

Writer: me but you need to pretend that it was David Tennant

Scene 1

The regeneration energy from last episode stops regenerating.

The 30th Doctor: Oui! Oui! It sure is tragic that I regenerated into an entirely new man that is the same man as before but with a different accent and one year older. It feels like the old me has died. I will miss him but I look forward to the future.

Dazelle shows up. She is followed by a not-evil purple meep with purple fur to signify it isn't the evil one who will be a pet-type companion that sells a lot of toys.

Dazelle: Well, I think you're wonderful no matter who you are, Doctor.

The 30th Doctor: Goodness, you're beautiful. If I ever had a daughter with Rose Tyler, I'd want her to be exactly like you. Also, who are you and why are you in my TARDIS?

Dazelle: I am your daughter with Rose Tyler, Doctor. The TARDIS loved you so much that it used your DNA and combined it with it's memory of Rose Tyler's hair to create me.

The 30th Doctor: That makes complete sense and I have no questions or concerns about the ethics of this. I can't wait to tell Rose that she is the mother of a child she never chose to make. She will be thrilled.

The TARDIS doors swing open and a hooded figure kidnaps Dazelle

The 30th Doctor: NOOOOOO! I have to save her. Even though she was just my daughter, I already loved her like an assistant. I've got to save her.

The doctor follows the hooded figure to a planet.

The doctor: Who are you? What do you want!?

The hooded figure pulls down his hood. It's David Tennant.

David Tennant: Who am I? I am David Tennant! The definite article, you might say. I want to make everybody into David Tennant. Everybody loves me, after all. It would make everyone happy.

The 30th Doctor: No, it won't make everyone happy. You are relying on nostalgia. We need people who aren't David Tennant to exist. The world would die out without them.

David Tennant: That's rich, coming from you. Haven't you noticed? That's my face that you're running around with. So was the last one. A good few of them by now, actually. Haven' t you ever wondered why? It was my doing. I wanted you to be David Tennant, so I willed it into existence.

The 30th Doctor: But what do you want with Dazelle? She is made from me. If my face is your face, she already looks like David Tennant.

David Tennant: Yes, but she has Rose Tyler's hair. That's not good enough. I'm going to kill her.

Dazelle: No, please, can't you just dye my hair grey or something?

David Tennant: How dare you? I may be eighty-four years old, but I am still brunette.

Dazelle: No, you are old and your hair is grey. Stop trying to make the whole world into an old man. We need new people. We need new ideas.

David Tennant: No. We need David Tennant.

The 30th Doctor: How will you even enforce this plan? You can't make everyone into you.

David Tennant: Oh, but I can! Behold, the David Tennant-ifier

David Tennant reveals the David Tennant-ifier. The 30th Doctor's sonic screwdriver conveniently learns how to telekinesis and he zaps it over to him and stomps on it.

David Tennant: Damn. You have thwarted me this time, Doctor.

The 30th Doctor and Dazelle go back to the TARDIS and leave. David Tennant is still on a planet. He pulls out a pocket watch.

David Tennant: But you haven't seen the last of me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

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The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

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as cute as Poppy is, I kinda think Belinda's ending would have worked better if they gave her an older kid at an age that had more of a developed personality that we could have actually seen her develop a bond with beyond just holding and feeding. I'd still prefer if she remained child free and keept to the original timeline, but I feel like that would make more sense as to why her and the doctor were so offended every time someone said Poppy wasn't real and were so desperate to save her.