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OOC

(Gonna be taking a short 2-3 day break from answering yalls submissions bc there’s one that I’m willing to put in more effort in because the question will be a lil start up for diving into this version of Artful’s character and personality.)

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G AY H O M O S E X U A L G A Y

“ENCORE UNE FOIS, JE NE SUIS PAS GAY POUR L'AMOUR DE ROBLOXIA !”

“ONCE AGAIN, IM NOT GAY FOR ROBLOXIA'S SAKE!”

The magician quickly then stomped away angrily back into his bunker, needing a second or two to calm himself down…

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“Thank you! Thank you! Merci! Merci!”

“Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!”

The magician would even have bowed if it wasn’t for the little dove now happily sleeping away on top of his hat. Instead though, he softly and gently petted the mourning dove with care and love.

“This beauty’s name is Cordoba! A wonderful bird, isn’t she?”

hii hii hellooo Artful you're my fav :D

(You're probably going to be seeing a lot of me in your askbox sigh...)

The magician blinked a couple times with widen eyes, his full flushed face lit up. His hands quickly flapped up and down before suddenly coughing out loud to calm down and ask politely,

“R-really? I-I really appreciate you love me dear viewer as much as I love you back! My, it has been a long- n-never mind! Anyway, do you want me to preform a trick or two? Please say yes! I would love to show you some of my dove tricks or my music box! O- OH! We can’t forget about some card tricks that I know of! Like the Out of this World one! Or the Four Bank Robbers! Or-“

“Uh- ahem… sorry, I um- gotten quite carried away there, no? Well then again, thank you for the compliment! I’ll deeply appreciate it.”

(I mean hey lol, there is a reason why I made this artful blog: to fucking hyperfixate on this loser of a magician lol)

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“Excusez-moi?...”

“Excuse me?…”

(Congrats to be the very first ask that gotten a drawing out of me lol, also.. Artful we know.)

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Artful more like good...ful? Goodful. Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue well but i digress... *Throws a singular rose and some rose petals to your feet and runs away*

Artful blinked a couple times and was just about to open his mouth before… the anon was now gone from his sight. Oh well.

The magician looked down at the singular rose with a small smile that then slowly appeared on his face. He then picked up the rose and attached it onto his hat with some tape. After that, he slowly bowed and happily ran off back into his bunker, planning his next plans and tricks.

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“Très bien, cher spectateur ! En voici une !”

“Alright, my dear viewer! Here's one of them!”

His wand then tapped the top of his hat a couple times, nothing seemed to happen… Until the hat moved once, then twice, then thrice. The black top hat then toppled over and fell onto the ground, revealing a small light grey and brown mourning dove perched on top of Artful’s head. She flapped her soft feathered wings before letting out a ,”Coo-OO-oo” out there, making the magician chuckle a little.

(Don’t mind it being on the wrong blog! Did the same mistake a shit ton of times lol)

hii hii hellooo Artful you're my fav :D

(You're probably going to be seeing a lot of me in your askbox sigh...)

The magician blinked a couple times with widen eyes, his full flushed face lit up. His hands quickly flapped up and down before suddenly coughing out loud to calm down and ask politely,

“R-really? I-I really appreciate you love me dear viewer as much as I love you back! My, it has been a long- n-never mind! Anyway, do you want me to preform a trick or two? Please say yes! I would love to show you some of my dove tricks or my music box! O- OH! We can’t forget about some card tricks that I know of! Like the Out of this World one! Or the Four Bank Robbers! Or-“

“Uh- ahem… sorry, I um- gotten quite carried away there, no? Well then again, thank you for the compliment! I’ll deeply appreciate it.”

(I mean hey lol, there is a reason why I made this artful blog: to fucking hyperfixate on this loser of a magician lol)

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[Hi i'd like to send an ask about a guy being like. Overly critical and kinda mean of artfuls entire magician act and persona. I just wanted to ask if it'd be ok to send.... It's quite lenghty by ask standards and like i said kinda mean........... Js making sure]

(As long as the ask doesn’t break any of the rules I listed out in the pinned post of this blog, it’s alright!)

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🏳️‍��� ?

“…….. Pardonne-moi?”

“…….. Pardon me?”

His face then suddenly blushed into a heavy red as he began to realize the implications of the flag.

“W-WHAT!? NO, I’M NOT THAT. I SWEAR!”

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hii hii hellooo Artful you're my fav :D

(You're probably going to be seeing a lot of me in your askbox sigh...)

The magician blinked a couple times with widen eyes, his full flushed face lit up. His hands quickly flapped up and down before suddenly coughing out loud to calm down and ask politely,

“R-really? I-I really appreciate you love me dear viewer as much as I love you back! My, it has been a long- n-never mind! Anyway, do you want me to preform a trick or two? Please say yes! I would love to show you some of my dove tricks or my music box! O- OH! We can’t forget about some card tricks that I know of! Like the Out of this World one! Or the Four Bank Robbers! Or-“

“Uh- ahem… sorry, I um- gotten quite carried away there, no? Well then again, thank you for the compliment! I’ll deeply appreciate it.”

(I mean hey lol, there is a reason why I made this artful blog: to fucking hyperfixate on this loser of a magician lol)

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Artful more like BADful *throws a singular banana peel (which misses by a huge margin) and runs away*

The anon ran as far as they could, hopping over knocked over and deteriorating obstacle after obstacle through the barren city. Running along with the wind cooling their now sweat covered skin, hope began to slowly blossom within their body. A optimistic and blissful feeling just thinking you can escape-

The anon was now found lying on the bird poop covered dirty streets of Robloxia with an indent of half of a wand in their head. The magician simply just rolled his eyes with furrowed eyebrows before walking away back to whatever he was doing.

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“Un perdant, dis-tu, hein ?”

“A loser you say, hm?” [Translation]

A pair of black shiny high heels can be heard clacking against the cold hard floor with each step as a much shorter yet a bit cocky magician skipped towards Badware. A magical sparkling wand can be seen in the hands of Artful as he stopped right in front of the invasive virus with a deeply annoyed expression on his face.

BONK!

A hefty spank from the silver wand can be felt on Badware’s computer screen, creating a small crack on the monitor. With arms crossed, Artful let out a pissed off “Hmph!” and faced his masked head away from Badware in silence, not giving a second word for Badware to feed on.

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OOC:to be fair you're a bit too late because I already reanswered the questions because I deemed them to be unfitting, anyway I'll still gotta go along anyways. [Badware just produces a loud buzzer, the magician clearly lured its attention but their response is aggression, so Badware is trying to cause the wand to be knocked out of his hands while Badware is just that confident that Artful without a wand are nothing burger and nearly harmless.]

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“For my next magic trick, I shall make the civilians of Robloxia VANISH!”

NOTE: THIS RP/ASK BLOG ISN’T AFFILIATED WITH SAUCEFY NOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO HELPED MAKE DIE OF DEATH IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM.

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(Hello there! @salient-extra here! Decided to make my new current hyperfixation a lil RP and Ask blog for fun! Imma place down a few rules here you will need to follow when asking questions!)

Rules:

1. Please do not send any NSFW in any way,shape,or form into my inbox; such as realistic gore and sex or fetish related material/text. This blog is being run by a minor and I don’t want to deal with your disgusting attitudes. Being slightly suggestive such as flirting, hugging and kissing the character only on the usually non sexual body parts, or some blood and mild gore without any intention to make it into a full blown sex or gutty mess act is fine with me. However, I don’t want you to get in trouble if you send me any material that crosses this firm boundary of mine.

2. Do not sent any sort of vent in the inbox. As much I want to help you with your situation, ya’ll are just strangers to me to have fun with. I am sorry, but that is the harsh truth. I am not mentally nor professionally strong enough to deal with such situations. If you are having a hard time in life, then please get professional help. You can go online to get free therapy or hotlines to get the actual help you need. Again, I am sorry, but this is for the best of my mental health. Thank you.

3. Please don’t bash me around for having non-canon parts in this particular version’s Artful. There isn’t much lore that I could find currently in Artful’s lore as for now, so I have to heavily base this blog around headcanons and theories. If there is something that is actually canon to the lore and I mess that up, then please calmly criticize me for it and I will kindly change the lore to fit in the narrative. Thank you.

4. I will not tolerate homophobia, racism, harassment, ableism, or any sort of hate of any kind and form. This is self explanatory.

5. This will be weirdly specific, but please don’t say “I’m going to touch you” or something like that in the inbox. I do have a bit of trauma from that saying.

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With that out of the way, now let’s make somethings clear.

Text that I will use to indicate which post is which:

“Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls!” - RP/ASK Post

“Mesdames et messieurs, messieurs et mesdames!” - Translation for any French bits.

(Hello? hello, hello!) - OOC Post

Posts with art:

(Sometimes there will be some art shared along side with the RP/ASK post. Those will only be times where I have the actual motivation to draw. I get burnt out easily because I have other projects to do such as making art for video games or school. Please do not beg for it in this blog.)

French Translations:

(I do not speak French, so I will be using Google translate to make some parts of the text French as it is canon Artful uses English and French interchangeably, although it is a headcanon of mine that Artful is more fluent in French. For all of the French Folks out there, I am sorry.)

General Info

BIODATA

NOTE: A lot of this information is headcanons, so not all of these may be canon to the actual lore.

- NAME : Artful (From the Roblox game: Die of Death)

- AGE : Mid 30’s

- GENDER : Male

- PRONOUNS : He/him

BASE

- PERSONALITY : A charming and polite French magician who practiced the art of the Wand. He desperately crave for the attention and impress the mass audience. After being booed and thrown banana peels off stage, he now wants to show all of Robloxia that he’s the best magician, despite the ways he used to get their are quite harmful. Deep down, he does feel very bad about killing his audience for revenge and is very insecure about his magic tricks. To cope with those feelings, he gives the survivors cards that can give them abilities to defend themselves from killers like Artful and uses a very limited amount of tricks that he feels the most ‘proud’ of to kill off survivors.

- BACKSTORY: Not much is known about this Magician and his origins other than his first appearance on stage where he was booed off stage and was thrown banana peels at. Now in a post apocalyptic world after many strange and horrific events, he roams around the empty and destroyed streets of Robloxia, thinking that this could be his perfect chance to preform his biggest magic trick yet… too bad the only thing holding him behind is his own audience…

EXTRAS

- LIKES: praise of all kinds, doves, a bit of astrology, card games, nice smelling cologne and perfumes, the Wand, Stellar astronomy, gardening

- DISLIKES: degradation of all kind, heavy exercise workout (yes he’s very out of shape lol), heavy meals

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“Now, let the show begin! Apprécier!”

“Now, let the show begin! Enjoy!”