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[thesoylady]

I just think it would be neat to have a monstrous lover right now. Regardless of The Horny, I long to be squished beneath a mass of muscle and warmth (and maybe fur or scales). Safe. Loved. This partner may make strange sounds with their large teeth, or maybe a guttural vibration that's actually just a happy purring. And it would be perfect. The right ambiance to fall asleep to.

I dunno man, I just think that having a monstrous lover would fix me.

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I want to be tied up in a stress position and tortured until I'm so physically exhausted that I can't fight back and then let go only to be easily subdued and taken advantage of. I want to feel the feeble resistance of my tired muscles collapse under the strength of a strong, powerful Dominant as they effortlessly reduce my weak body to their own personal plaything.

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Cozying up to the warm fur of a werewolf on a cold winter night. He holds you in his enormous arms, and you feel a slight prey-like urge to run from the enormous beast, but you know you're safe and cared for. And besides, it's not like you could escape anyway.

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I DIDN'T REALIZE IT LOOKED THIS GOOD IN PERSON!

I am feeling indescribable feelings right now. IT'S REAL?

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Update: Objective completed.

The world needs more dominant femboys tying me up and beating me senseless.

[thesoylady]

Wise words from the patron saint of monsterfuckers.

[thesoylady]

CW: (relatively) light neck biting

Ok we all know how fuckable werewolves and demons are but can we please just take a moment to appreciate how good the cuddling would be?

Like, snuggling up on a demon's giant chest or nuzzling into a werewolf's soft fur, pressing your head against their firm muscles, their claws running through your hair, scratching your head in a way that hurts just a little but feels so, so intimate and comforting...

maybe they even gently bite your neck, not putting you in any danger and not really hurting you, but making sure you feel the presence and control of their massive, sharp, intimidating teeth..

knowing that they could crush you or tear you apart at any time and that you are completely at their mercy, and yet they choose to be so gentle and loving towards you...

Not to mention curling up on their chest, rising and falling with their gentle breath and falling asleep to the sound of their powerful heartbeat reverberating through your body 💕

[thesoylady]

Claws. You agree.

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Hollowgasts from Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children are honestly a highly underrated monster. Not only did the book versions scare the everloving shit out of me as a kid but as an adult I find the movie versions very sexy.

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That moment when you're watching a horror movie with your friends and the monster grabs someone and they all scream while you're just sitting there like "sure wish that were me."

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Lady Gaga's Poker Face except instead of thinking about a woman I'm thinking about a xenomorph.

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does this mean I get a sexy demon boyfriend now?

my roommate: "What are you doing?"

me sitting in front of a pentagram, animal skulls, and a bowl of sheep's blood: "Trying to get a boyfriend."

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I know this usually isn't what my blog is for but goddamn is the new dashboard fucking horrible. Who thought this was a good idea?

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When he's 10 feet tall with no discernable facial features save for a giant, gaping mouth full of extremely long, sharp teeth. 🤤❤️

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My friends talking about what cartoon characters they were into as kids.

Me debating whether I should say Ripjaws from Ben 10 or lie so as not to make them uncomfortable.

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STOP DRAWING TITS ON XENOMORPHS!! We know exactly what a female xenomorph (a queen) looks like and she's BEAUTIFUL, perfect even, she doesn't need big fleshy mamalian breasts that don't make sense with her biology or aesthetic.

The same goes for penises and vaginas btw, be more creative. If you need a sexual organ then make it make sense with the overall aesthetic, I'm tired of this fleshy, human-like bullshit.