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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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Still reeling from the realization that bullet journaling was essentially created to be a disability aid and got legit fuckin gentrified

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The divine right of kings but it's a curse

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i am crying i can't breathd

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The Beast that Bothers

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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real life cartoon character

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@yeahitsak

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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you can throw all the “dark and handsome brooding” character you want at me but nothing will ever top the peak and i mean PEAK characterization of that trope in monstrous regiment, where the suave and ✨mysterious✨ vampire spends only the beginning of the book seeming put-together before he plummets deep into caffeine withdrawal, starts vividly hallucinating and is functionally useless for the rest of the plot while ambushes and infiltration plans are going on. 10/10.

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“Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.”

- Terry Pratchett 'Guards! Guards!'

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He’s so cool