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My favourite fish boy

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One of the best ones to ever exist

Love ya @eros-ghoulette

reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.

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My headcanon is that Swiss had to retire because his insomnia had got so bad that he ended up being so tired he couldn't work properly at times.

At rituals he was running on adrenaline pure and it exhausted him so bad he passed out after it.

So it's Copia who finally cuts it after Dew and Phantom call him, since they really don't want Swiss to hurt himself. At the ministry the former band ghouls start to work with him, since Omega suspects his insomnia is caused by stress, but also because the multi still isn't able to completely work with all his elements, yet.

It's just that Swiss knows how to do stuff with every of them, but he never actually tries to be at ease with them. And that has finally backfired.

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Ifrit: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow? Zephyr after another sleepless night: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence. Ifrit: Ifrit: All you had to say was 'no'.

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Swiss *coughs up blood*: How do I look? Do I look good? Was that hot?

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Dew: morning

Rain: *visibly ignores dew*

Dew:… my wonderful lovely boyfriend that I love so deeply?

Rain, covered in bite marks:I would say bite me but that’s already taken care of

Dew: oh c’mon, don’t be like that

Rain: Don’t pretend like last night didn’t happen

Dew: Okay I’m sorry, but all this *gestures at rain* was essentially your fault

Rain: my fault!?

Dew: yes!

Dew: If you hadn’t cornered me with that big, monstrous, evil, hateful, blood thirsty creature, none of this would’ve happened

Rain:it was a sparrow

Rain: a fucking SPARROW

Dew: that sparrow wanted to kill me and you know it!

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Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

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*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

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Moutain: What do you mean standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing?

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Dewdrop, and Swiss about to stuff Phantom into a trash can: Aether standing behind them, arms crossed, dad stance and voice activiated: absolutely not.

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Rain:where have you been!?

Dew:hospital

Rain:for three fucking days!?

Dew:yeah

Rain:what did you do!?

Dew:Well, dogs are always happy and I wanted that too so I thought, what is it that I am doing different

Rain, muttering:I don’t like where this is going

Dew:so I changed my diet and started eating what dogs eat

Rain:so you were in hospital for eating dog food?

Dew:no I was in hospital for the milk I ate with the dog cereal

Rain, pinching the bridge of his nose:we have talked about this. Change your mindset doesn’t change the fact that you are lactose intolerant

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There are two types of people

The ones who love country music

And the ones who lie and say they don't

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Swiss vibes 🧡

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Insomnia Ghouls on tour

Rain, oversharing cause he’s tired and can’t sleep: I’m scared of fighting because what if they choke me and I cum or moan from it??

Cirrus: Rain… It’s 5am

Aurora, climbing out of her bunk: Shall we test it?

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Aether:why are you on the floor?

Phantom:I’m depressed

Aether:ah

Phantom:also I passed out and can’t see-

Aether:whAT!