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TIL Adolf Hitler was nicknamed “Teppichfresser”, or “Carpet-Eater”, behind his back by party leaders. He would have nervous breakdowns over Czechslovakia, and hurl himself onto the ground to start chewing on his carpet.

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500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

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this guy

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This!!

The thing about Tullius that I think doesn’t get acknowledged enough is the character development he goes through during the civil war quest. He literally starts with pretty much hating Skyrim and complaining about a bunch of stuff relating to it, but in the end, he starts to appreciate the country as well as its people. My man really goes through a character development that I haven’t seen with Ulfric during the Stormcloak version of the civil war quest (in fact, I dare to say that Ulfric gets worse with every Stormcloak victory).

Another thing that I wish was acknowledged more with Tullius is that he genuinely isn’t some kind of Thalmor bootlicker. He literally makes it clear multiple times that he hates the Thalmor and that he’s sure that they are somehow responsible for the unrest in Skyrim (which they indeed are). You can see this in his voicelines at the Thalmor embassy party, as well as his voicelines during both endings of the civil war quest.

Not to mention that the reason he’s so grumpy is that he got sent to Skyrim to deal with the civil war with but a fraction of the Imperial forces (to which the emperor also later rejected his request of reinforcements) and he had to deal with it with what he had on hand (the little amount of legionnaires that came to Skyrim with him from Cyrodiil as well as local recruits). And despite all this, he managed to capture his very opponent after just a few months of being in Skyrim (in which I presume he’s never been before) and if it weren’t for Alduin, Ulfric Stormcloak would’ve been executed in Helgen.

So yeah. I dare to say that Tully deserves a well deserved break and a good life in Skyrim after the war.

((Ffs if only he was marriagable so that I could shower him with love and affection because I love him and he deserves it skrbsjwkeh))

Tullius at the party and hating every moment:

"Just between you and me, a lot of what Ulfric says about the Empire is true."

"I swear Elenwen holds these parties just to make the Empire look bad. Almost makes me want to join the Stormcloaks."

Tullius disliking Skyrim but finding it's not entirely bad:

"I suspect Skyrim to be my home for many years. Can't say I'll ever get used to the damn cold, or understand these Nords... but I've come to respect them. The harshness of Skyrim has a way of carving a man down to his true self."

I was surprised the first time he said this because before this it seemed like he was in a rush to finish up and leave Skyrim once he had accomplished what he was sent to do. Hence no time or need to try to understand the people and their customs.

Later I understood he had gotten a tight deadline by the Emperor but none of the reinforcements he had asked for. So he was extremely focused on stopping the rebellion FAST and all other things (including scheduled meetings with the Jarl of Solitude) could wait.

Must be hard to stay loyal in a situation like that and no wonder he was often in a very foul mood.

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I will be forever mad that I can’t marry General Tullius (who is literally the only man in Skyrim that I genuinely want to marry and be with for the rest of my life) because those mfs at Bethesda that decided which chars will be romancable are a bunch of COWARDS with mostly mid taste imo.

Like, the only marriagable npcs that I would be (sort of) willing to marry are Aela (my favorite Harbinger who I also married during one of my playthroughs), Farkas, Scouts-Many-Marshes and Revyn Sadri (and maybe Shahvee). The rest are in my honest opinion either mid, straight up terrible (like that racist ex-stormcloak beggar in Windhelm) or simply aren’t my type.

But that ONE PERSON that I’ve always wanted to marry more than anyone else was TULLIUS.

Like HOLY SHIT I WANT TO ROMANCE THAT GRUMPY SILVER FOX GENERAL SO FUCKING BAD AHEEVSKWIFHDNSKWJ

Ough urgh,,, oof, *suffering the effects of the curse* (can't romance the fictional old men)

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Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

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rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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This is going to sound so "oldie yells at cloud" of me but the radicalisation of the young into black and white, zero shades of grey thinking, both in the media they consume and in real life situations, is genuinely terrifying.

The world is complex. The world is grey. There is infinite nuance in everything. No amount of trying to shove it all into neatly labeled boxes is ever going to work.

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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Basic life stuff on Father’s Day your dad may have never taught you

Men’s pants often have what’s called vanity sizing so a 32 inch waist between different brands is actually different sometimes. It’s still a good idea to try the pants on before you buy them.

A flathead screwdriver can be used on a Phillips head screw.

It’s always morally correct to simply walk away from a salesman. You don’t need to buy a mattress to be polite. Just leave. Walk away. Skedaddle.

A complete meal has fat, protein, carbs, and some kind of fruit or vegetable. A snack should have carbs and protein. That’s how you stay full for longer and get your vitamins. It’s really that simple.

Dumpster diving is legal in many countries including the US, Canada, and Australia but trespassing and property damage are illegal. If you are allowed to be in an area and can access the trash without breaking anything you can just take stuff

You should be thinking about retirement savings even in your 20s and 30s. Get a mutual fund.

If you go gambling, only spend cash and pull out exactly as much money as you’re willing to lose from the atm. Never use a credit card in a casino if you can avoid it.

You can add a layer of seasoning to a cast iron skillet right on the stove. You don’t actually have to put it in the oven every time.

To build a fire, build a little pile of kindling first with plenty of air under it. This can be sticks or leftover wood from the hardware store. Doesn’t matter. Then light some newspaper or leaves under it. This’ll help the kindling catch on fire. Then you can add a log to it. The log needs a long exposure to flames before it catches on fire.

Fresh cut wood needs to dry out for several months before it’ll work as either building material or firewood. Several years is even better.

Flower delivery for simple bouquets costs less than you think it does and makes a nice gift for people who are hard to shop for

University libraries often let the general public get a card to check things out from them for a yearly fee. This is useful to know if you’re ever doing some specific research.

To make hard boiled eggs easier to peel boil them with just barely enough to cover and let a lot of the water burn off. Then shock them in an ice bath when they’re done.

If you or your pets end up killing a venemous snake by accident or in self defense you should bury the head so that no animals get poisoned by it because the fangs can still distribute venom

Tall people who visit your house can see the tops of your cabinets and bookshelves. Clean accordingly if you don’t want people to see dust.

Annuals are plants that will die after one year and perennials are plants that live for multiple years

If you feel gross and like your life sucks maybe try getting a haircut

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if I have to see one more AI image being purposefully reblogged on my dash because 'it's a meme' or 'it's funny' or 'well in THIS CASE it's okay!!!!' idc idcccccc what your reasons are I'm unfollowing you girl bye

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Co kdyby Češi na divadelní scénu neuvedli přeloženou verzi muzikálu Hamilton, ale udělali muzikál Masaryk na motivy Hamiltona

Just saying...

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Jakožto pohlavně proměnlivý enbík, co neumí vařit a nemá řidičák můžu potvrdit, že přítelova hypotéza je skutečně pravdivá 👍

závěr ke kterému dnes došel přítel xd

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